| No. 1 focus Reason: This surname ranks first! The reason is ...... Everyone knows that I don't have to go into detail! Example: A farmer named Jia from a village went to the city to find a relative ...... B: Oh ...... Who are you looking? A: I am from yundun, and I came to look for Jiao ...... B :............ This cannot be found! Let's go! A: You can find the name Jiao here! I haven't gotten married yet! B: depend! You are not leaving! No. 2 Cause: because it is the same as the font ...... ...... (As if I had said something redundant ......) Example: Assume that a company employee, a, wants an account from another company, and B is responsible for receiving the account ...... B: Hello! Who are you looking? A: Do you have a surname? B: Yes. I don't know which one to look? A: En? How many surnames do you have? B: Two! A big one and a small one? (It sounds awkward! ) A: Oh! It looks like a stool! (It sounds awkward ...... ) B: The stool is on the first floor! Yes, guard! A: No! What about urination? B: urinate on the second floor! Yes, manager! A: That's right! I am looking for urination! No. 3 Wei Cause: It is very troublesome to ask !! Example: A male encounters a single female B on the plane ...... A: Oh! Hello, Miss! My surname is X. What's your surname? B: Haha! Hello, my name is Wei. A: Oh! Originally, the girl surnamed Wei! Haha! Okay! B: Haha ...... Yes? A: What is Wei? B :............ (This person is ill! ) Why? A: Yes! You are surnamed Wei, right! B: Yes! A: Wei what? B :........................ Flight attendant! I want to change location !! No. 4 Li Reason: I am surnamed Li, but I will add a "sub" when someone calls me "!! Instance: I am playing 80 together with my friends ...... Me: Hurry up! Card play! Friend a: Table urgent! Xiao Li x ...... Me: Can I remove the last word !! Friend A: Oh! Okay! I will not call you Xiao Li x later! Me: Friend A: Li gonggong ...... Me :............ No. 5 Cause: not positive! Example: A company is in a meeting ...... A: Let's welcome to the speech delivered by General Manager Fu! Deputy General Manager: This ...... General Manager Fu: We ...... A: Oh ...... Please speak to the General Manager of "Fu! Deputy General Manager: We ...... General Manager Fu: This ...... No. 6 Jia Cause: inconvenient! Example: two people talking ...... A: Yo! It's you! Good recently! B: Good! Let me show you something! A: What? B: A piece of jade! A: Let me see ...... Who's it? B: Oh, Jia's ...... A: Let me talk about Jia! I have read this before! B :............ This is true! A: I know! But this piece of jade is Jia's! B :............ No. 7 congestion Cause: No ...... Example: A young guy goes for an interview ...... A: Are you here for an interview? B: Enna! A: What is the surname? B: blocking ...... A: What is it? B: block dehuang! A: Oh! Panic! (Beijing dialect sounds just like this! ) B :............ (Your uncle! Fortunately, I didn't say my name was Shen! ) No. 8 Cause: Because ...... Let's take a look! Example: When I was a child, a friend of mine and I were playing in the big courtyard of our community. Suddenly a strong wind blew up a plastic bag, and I felt like it was fun! As a result, we are scrambling to shout ...... Me: It's windy! The wind is coming! Friend: Come on, strong wind! Come on, strong wind! Big seal: who calls me! What are you called !! Me :.................. Friend :.................. I learned that this person is surnamed Feng, and the people in the yard call him Dafeng .................. No. 9 Niu Reason: hours do not know such words ...... Example: I remember when I was five years old. The teacher was telling us a text ...... INSTRUCTOR :.................. The herd is on the lawn ............ Me :?? The herd is not with Feng Yu! No. 10hua Cause: homophone slides ...... Example: My mom gave me a class when it rained ...... Mom: Son, it's raining. Be careful! Me: Oh! Yes! Mom: Son, it's raining. Be careful! Me :............ Yes! After going home ...... Me: Mom, how do you know that Hua is behind me? Mom :............ |
