Top 10 hilarious Awards

10. Women's Progress Award
Today, when my wife returned from shopping, she shouted into the house: "We can't go through this day. We can't go through this day. Can these two dead money survive the end of the month? Except for the salary, there is nothing that will not go up. I bought five yuan of pork,
It's not enough for you to cook sour dishes by yourself. Hurry back to *'s house tomorrow, get more cabbage and potatoes, so stick to it. "I threw out a pack of sanitary napkins and threw them to the table. I was shocked by the following words:" I'm going to go up again this month.
I can't afford it anymore. "

9. Best audio Award
The road went through the road that day, and there was a desire to fart. Just one person was riding a motorcycle. I wanted to take this opportunity to conceal my fart. Which one knows the sound was too loud, the motorcyclists thought they had started and they were about to go when they got down to the archive. That time I was too big ......

8. Mobile phone dealer Special Award
A friend of mine bought a new mobile phone. As a result, when I went to the public toilet, I accidentally dropped my cell phone into the trap. Unfortunately, everything in the trap is very thick, and the mobile phone is not in it. Just prepared by him
Someone called him when he was looking for a cell phone! It happened that his mobile phone was shaking again, and his eyes were shaking and slowly disappearing into the thick and deep pitfall ......

7. It Annual Award
When I repaired my computer, I spit it into the inbox. As a result, the computer popped up and found the new hardware ~

6. Chinese literature Award
Three people in the office, two male and one female. The male is 45 years old, the male is 21 years old, and the female is 30 years old.
There is no competition between the three, so the relationship is harmonious and suitable.
One day, the female raised the ticket and moved out of the office to celebrate the banquet. After the big male toast, the man asked the woman: "Why are you throwing a husband and a child? "," Throwing a husband and throwing a child "made everyone laugh.
Another day, the young man raised the ticket to celebrate the banquet. the husband of the woman who left the banquet asked the big man with a sour question: "I heard that the speech of the gentleman was amazing at the last banquet, what can I say this time? "
The man said, "What else can I say? I am struggling for half a lifetime, but now my wife is scattered! "

5. Biohazard Prize
Chongqing used to have a classic place name called "people", which means "time, location, and people ".
There is a unit over there, and the signboard is invincible.
"Breeding ground for Human and lean pig"

4. Best Reading Award
Go to huashi University for a barbecue
There is an advertisement in front of the barbecue booth with three lines:
Bake
Beef string
Chicken leg
Jixin

Even a Nb mm reading aloud: Roast ox **

3. Best Service Award
One day, my cousin and I went to catch a bus and waited for one. But there were too many people on the bus and the front door couldn't be crowded. We had to brush the cards at the front door and get on the bus from the backdoors, but there were too many people on the bus and the backdoors were not crowded.
As a result, the eldest brother of the driver discussed with us: "I will start the train and start slowly. You will run behind the train. "
My cousin and I wondered: what is the solution? But there is no way to run behind the ass of a car. Seeing that the car was about ten meters out, suddenly a sudden brake, the passengers on the car couldn't hold their bodies, all fell in front of the car, the backdoor suddenly made up a lot of space.
At this moment, the big brother of the driver proudly greeted us: "Hurry up, hurry up ...... "

2. Best love Award
When I heard someone calling the radio station in the bus, a man called and said, "I am a foreigner. Now I can't buy my home ticket, so I have to spend the Chinese new year in Beijing. I want to have a song. "
The host asked him, "Who do you want to give a song? "
I still thought this was another question. It must have been a distant parent or a relative. Who knows? But he replied, "I want to order a piece of Chen xiaochun's" count you ", send it to all the staff of Beijing Station and all ticket dealers! "

1. Annual Awards
When I was in Sichuan University, I went out on campus with my fellow six in the dormitory and went walking and drinking Pepsi from the cans. I saw a fruit suitcase, and we bet that we can see who stood up the farthest and cast it in, thank you for your consideration. You can do it yourself.
To the sixth day, he specially stood farther and threw out the milk and threw it at the top of the chest! A huge volume of noise, the cans were dipped into the old high did not enter, just a girl passed by from there, the old six cans did not drink clean, the cola splashed in
The girl's face.
At first, I apologized to her in a hurry with la, but she was so angry that she couldn't handle the problem. I was so angry that I was the first to see it again, after an hour or so, the girl suddenly pointed to her face and said, "Are you sure you want? You have the ability to clean it for me! "
Neither I nor I have reflected it yet. The old six is quite reluctant. the girl then said, "You're still a man! "When the old six got angry, she hugged her and moved her head. She put her head together and put out her tongue and licked it! La 6 also said to the girl, "Okay! Finished! Hum! "
The old six turned around and saw me stunned. When we both laughed, The girl turned to me and cried on the ground. It looked bad. We told them something nice and lost, what happened to her?
I can't remember not to cry. In the evening, la asked the girl and her guests to send the girl back to the dormitory. A few days later, the girl became the girlfriend of la, our dormitory was the first to fall in love!
Later, I asked the girl at the time about the scene. She said that she was stunned before making a joke. However, she thinks that la is good, and she will make the mistake. From the time when we talked about the old six, all the people in our dormitory asked if they were in love with each other and whether they were doing anything close ".