Turn: a classic dialogue similar to the big wrist

A classic dialogue similar to the big wrist:

Find the most popular framework,
Use the most powerful editor,
The most complex system is required,
Lightweight,
The simplest framework is spring,
What EJB, hibernate, seam, and all that can be used,
The presentation layer should be configurable and the persistence layer should be replaceable,
ProgramIt would be better to use 10 thousand years,
When the customer sees each other, render manager is okay,
You have to ask: do you want to change the framework?
The system must be able to cluster
A minimum of 10 servers need to be opened at the same time.
Online 24 hours a day
Services can be provided when a fire hits the Earth
All servers run Weblogic and WebSphere
I'm sorry to say hello to anyone if you want to use a JBoss.
How long does the system take?
(Why does it take five years ?)
5 years? That is a Phase I project,
Starting from 10 years,
You have to figure out the boss's psychology,
The boss who is willing to spend five years developing a system,
I don't care about waiting for another five years,
What is software engineering?
Software Engineering means that nothing is the best, and the most complex
Therefore, our slogan is:
Not the best, but the most complicated.

ORIGINAL VERSION
"You must select the best gold zone, hire a French designer, and build the highest-grade apartment. The elevator will go directly to the House, but it will take at least four thousand square meters. What is broadband, optical cable, and satellite? Give him all his power. There is a garden upstairs, a swimming pool in the building, a British Butler standing in the building, a wig, a gentleman. When the owner enters the door, render manager has to say, "May I help you sir ?" An authentic English London cavity, double face!CommunityTo build another aristocratic school and Use Harvard as teaching materials. Tens of thousands of dollars is required for one year's tuition fee. Create another U.S. clinic and wait 24 hours. It is a word: expensive! It takes eight thousand to catch a cold. The neighbors are either driving a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz. If you drive a Japanese car, you are embarrassed to say hello to others ...... How much do you say an apartment like this costs? (I think it would take us $ two thousand, right ?) $ Two thousand? That's the cost! Starting from USD four thousand. Don't be too expensive. You don't have a discount yet. You have to study the shopping psychology of the owner. If you are willing to buy a house for $ two thousand, you don't care if you want to pay two thousand more. What is a successful person, do you know? Successful users buy the most expensive items and do not buy the best! Therefore, our real estate slogan is: not the best, but the most expensive !"

Anti-Japanese version
Be sure to select the best attack target, hire the tariban kb design master, what Tokyo, Yokohama, Kyoto, and all the other things that can be blown up by him, so that you can do everything with the amazing kb business, using China's latest bomber, the plane is three times bigger than the aircraft carrier. missiles, nuclear weapons, and all that can be mounted should be mounted to him. At least atomic bombs should be mounted to him, if you have an ordinary Bob !!!, You are embarrassed to say hello to others! The bomber captain uses an Afghan man with a turban on his head and a lap on it. It's a brutal one. When it's over Japan, render manager has nothing to do. He has to say to the Japanese: "May I help you sir?" In an authentic Arabic cavity, pier has a face. How many Japanese can you say that such a bomber killed at a time? I think it's worth ten to ten thousand, right? It would have to die on the spot! It's not enough to die at the hospital. You don't have to worry too much about it. If you don't have a discount yet, just say, "Sorry! You have to find out the mentality of the Japanese. The Japanese who have been attacked by an atomic bomb do not care about the death of another 100,008 million people. Do you know what the Japanese are? The real Japanese are not suffering from bombing, it was amazing! Therefore, the slogan of the Japanese kb doctrine is "not the most accurate, but the most cruel !"

CS version
You must select the image Sha 2. The brothers must join in. When you are a hacker, you must buy a gun quickly, and the speed must be several seconds faster than the clip. What is a heavy armor, a ray, and a sand e. There are sniper A in the middle of the door, and there is a hacker in the B-hole portal of the server team. The hacker who sends a Red turban with a long beard will not be able to throw a thunder when the hacker just enters the cave: fire in the hole! An authentic desert bandit has a male taste. After throwing it, I will go back and buy some eye-shining products. I will have to spend thousands of dollars to buy mine, when I watched my buddy run up and down like a trafficker, I had to blow up seven or eight for the word "Shuang" Nari. If you want to use MP5, you 'd be embarrassed to rush with your brother! If you say that such a team has to be killed, I think it would have to be 60 or 70 !!!!!!! It is difficult to touch the mouse! At least you have to do more than 100 pieces of work. You don't have to be dissatisfied with your brother or brother. You have to study the psychology of people playing CS, and you don't want to switch between local networks, what is ox X? A master is playing CS and only connecting the Internet to waste foreigners. They are not killing cainiao in Internet cafes. Therefore, the slogan of CS is: "improper experts, only abuse cainiao"

Girlfriend Edition
You must select the most specific master's degree from an American famous-name school. If you want to find the most beautiful and best-standing Master's degree, school flowers will be used. The minimum height is. What kind of piano? Dancing? Karaoke? The plenary session that most people can attend must have a special temper. It's just like training three grandchildren to train you, you have to get up at to prepare breakfast. You have to come back early to cook at night.
This kind of apron is very respectful. When she enters the door, render manager has something to say to others: "May I help you dear ), times (ER) has a face. If you have nothing to do, you can go out and live in the presidential suite. It takes tens of thousands of US dollars to stay in the hotel for a year. If you have to pay for your wife's entertainment, you can spend 24 hours a day. It is a word (child) expensive! The light fragrance water has to spend tens of thousands and eight thousand yuan. Now you are not so despised in this industry. The neighbors are either movie stars or stars. If you are looking for a Japanese girl, you are embarrassed to say hello to people! How much money do you have to pay for your wife? I think it would take us $ two thousand to do the same thing. The US $ two thousand is a ten-year old marriage, starting from US $ four thousand. Don't be too expensive and don't get a discount. You have to study the mate selection psychology of a bachelor. I am willing to pay two thousand dollars a day for my wife's master. I don't care about paying two thousand more. What is it like? Do you know? When you look for a wife, you are always looking for the most difficult ones, not the best ones.

block version
You must select the best prime time period. When you call mainstream news media, you must have a minimum briefing! I have to give him a life imprisonment sentence for the trial. I have to block him from any league, qualifying matches, and A3. I have to block him from being banned. I have to train the national team and send armed police to all the armed police, inside and outside the base is full of radar, camera, infrared, and recording. When a reporter enters the door, the reporter has to say: do you report sir? An authentic Beijing Tianqiao cavity, pier has a face! Another secret prison was built under the stands, and bin Laden was beaten. dozens of trucks were captured in a year, and a News Center was built. The press was published within 24 hours. It was a word (child): independence! If you send a text message, you have to earn eight thousand RMB! Other media do not repost or make summaries. If anyone makes an interview, they have to post a million-character document. How many Vice-Chairmen do you need to take care of such a football association in a year? (I think we need two or three more !) Two or three? It's a year of disaster! From the six Vice-Chairmen, you should not be too many or not elect. You have to study the governing psychology of the leadership, and you are willing to share the responsibilities of the two or three people, do you know what press freedom is? Press freedom means you have the right to report, but I will not accept interviews! Therefore, our slogan for managing football is: "Not the most comprehensive, but the most independent !"
Cigarette version
You must select the best Gold Brand. If you hire a Brazilian Designer, you have to perform the highest-grade cigarettes and direct nicotine filtering, what filter mouth, filter, or something? You can install it for him. There is an ashtray in the smoke box, and there is a green eye on the outside of the box, and a cute wig on it, when the buyer looks at the packaging, the render manager has to say, "May I have it?" An authentic New York cavity, times a face, the whole outside wrapped in a platinum paper, the material with platinum, a small piece of gold, then a diamond, 24 karat, it's a word expensive. If you take a sip, you will have to spend a hundred thousand times. The neighbors are either greater China or zinanjing. If you click 555, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others, how much do you charge for a box of cigarettes ?, I think it would take us $20, US $20? That's smoke money !, Fifty US Dollars !, Don't be too expensive or not at a discount. You have to study the buyer's shopping psychology. If you are willing to pay one thousand US dollars to buy cigarettes, you don't even care about paying one thousand more. What is a successful person, do you know? Successful people buy the most expensive items and don't buy the best ones. Therefore, the slogan of our cigarette creation is: "If you don't want the best, you need the most expensive !"

Installed version
You must select the best CPU, and the P4 installation is normal. You have to configure the highest-grade components. Do not integrate things. The minimum memory is 2 GB. What recorder? Big hard disk, raidcard, you can connect all the cables to him. The chassis should be gold-plated. There should be a row of heat dissipation fans in the chassis. A debug chip should be installed on the motherboard, with real voice and extremely sensitive, as soon as the accessories are inserted, the render manager must be pronounced "your PC is very Nb" in an authentic English London cavity. A super video card is inserted on the motherboard. The chip uses NVIDIA's latest version, which requires tens of thousands of RMB for a one-year light upgrade, and a power ups power supply is available for 24-hour boot !, If you change the mouse, you will have to spend eight thousand yuan. The netizens around you are not using Dell or IBM. If you use P3, you will be embarrassed to interact with us, how much do you get from a computer like this? I think it would cost 20 thousand RMB? 20 thousand RMB ?! That's the cost, starting from 25,000 RMB
Don't be too expensive and don't get a discount. You have to study the shopping psychology of the machines installed by the birds. If you are willing to pay 20 thousand yuan for the hosts, you don't even care about it. What is laruence diyer? Laruence diyer is to buy the most expensive accessories and do not buy the best. Therefore, the installation slogan is: "not the best, but the most expensive !"

Qq Edition
The most attractive name must have been followed by qiongyao's novels. On the website, there were the most popular chat rooms for men, and they said hello directly, and the instruction was always familiar with it, what // kiss, // love, // AI, can be used for him to use, set out his mailbox, and then let him add you to QQ, QQ's Avatar should be good, big eyes, special pure love. I want to talk about anything. Why did you come here? I'm so bored myself. I also need to add a kiss Symbol. I don't often talk to him in the world of two people. I have to chat with him through a headset and say "I miss you" dozens of times a day. Then I sent the photo to him. The hazy art photo is like a word-pretty. All the pictures make him drool for a few pounds. Others are all star photos and photo albums. If you get a one-inch bareheaded photo, you are embarrassed to tell people that you have a photo. If you say this beautiful girl, how many people can you hook up in a day, "I think it's worth thirty fifty.", fifty ?! It's for you to kill your wife and son out of 150 cases. If you don't say "hello", you have to study the psychology of online men, if you are willing to access the Internet to find the mm master, what you want is to find beautiful ones. Do you know what it means? The only thing that works well is to talk to 8mm users at the same time. They all look for the most beautiful ones, not the most favorite ones. Therefore, we use the QQ hook Wolf's slogan: "Don't ask for your favorite, but please be the most beautiful!"

Postgraduate Edition
I must report to Peking University and Tsinghua University, find the most popular department, and take the MM examination to listen to the eye-catching professional. I plan to find my work, and I have to spend at least twenty-four hours reviewing my work every day, what are you doing, practice, GF? You can fool it with all you can. There is a brocade core under the pillow, and Ren rufen on the side of the toilet, holding a signed pen in your hand and three yuan in money, I bought it from boshi. Whenever I encounter a place where I can write, I have to practice it whenever I have time.Composition, There \'s no denying the fact that ..., zhu taiqi, who has an authentic mouth, has a face, and takes ten more notes in his bag. He must have asked the teacher to explain the question. In this case, he will have to pay several hundred yuan for the license fee, I have subscribed to another professional course question. When I had a dog, I had to search for all the papers.
English reading is the key point. There are three mistakes and four mistakes. If you make the five mistakes, I am sorry to tell you about your postgraduate entrance exam, how many points do you have to take? I think it's worth three hundred and five, right ?, Three hundred and five ?! It's a busy job.
From four hundred, you should not be too high. This is just enough for review. You have to study the current postgraduate situation.
It forces you to take three hundred and five of your major, and you don't even care about the 50-plus questions. Do you know what a successful person is? No matter what a successful person answers, the answer is the most accurate and not the most correct. Therefore, the slogan of our postgraduate entrance exam is: "We do not want the most correct, but the most accurate"

Outdoor Edition
You must select a scenic area that has not been developed. If you hire a local person as a guide, you must climb the highest mountain head and climb to the top. The lowest mountain head is more than 1000 meters. What is Everest, alps, Kilimanjaro, you can climb all the way up, there are guards on the hill, there are wolf dogs under the hill, a team of special police standing on the mountainside, Dai gang's gun, tewei Wu's class, when the donkey enters the Yamaguchi (child), the render manager has something to do (child) and has nothing to do (child). TMD will give it to me and give me an authentic Henan cavity (child ), times (ER) has a face. You have to have a detailed strategy. MAP is used for military purposes.
The ratio of light is 500: 1, carrying a backpack on the road, 24 hours without stopping, is a word (child) abuse, a mountain back and forth for dozens of times, if you don't do this, you won't be able to exercise your physical strength. If you are traveling around one thousand a day or eight hundred a night trip, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others if you are traveling at 50 o'clock, how long have you said that the intensity had to climb? I think it would have to be two days. It would have been a fraction of a day in two days. It would have been four days ago. Don't get tired and don't get a discount, you have to study the travel psychology of the donkeys. If you are willing to spend two days traveling, you don't care about traveling for another two days. What is a professional donkey? Do you know? No matter where you go, you can choose the most tiring and not the most recent ones. Therefore, the slogan's slogan"

Tibet Edition
If you want to go, you can use a hand-drawn map to take the most winding route. If you want to go back to the Great North Line on the south line, you must have at least 5000 or 6000 kilometers of data. What Alibaba, Bangor, and document department Shuanghu can all go to him. What big pack, Goretex, GPS, armed to the little toe. Behind him is a Tibetan guide, the kind of hair. When a visitor arrives, render manager has to say "zahddle" to others. In an authentic Lhasa cavity, pier has a face. Carry the largest backpack and walk for more than 10 hours every day. Is a word: tired! When walking, you have to get tired of leg cramps. A companion, either in the Grand Canyon of the Yangtze river or through the white horse and bear. If you only walk through the tiger, you are embarrassed to say hello to people! You said, how many pairs of hiking shoes do you have to wear? I think we have to have two matches, right? Two pairs? That's one way! Up to four! You don't have to worry too much about it. It's not just easy! You have to study the donkey's traveling psychology. People who have spent so much time in Tibet don't care how many bad shoes they wear! What is a donkey, you know? The donkey is the most tired and interesting to play anywhere! Therefore, the slogan we enter Tibet is: do not seek the best, but do the most tired

Hotel version
You must select the best class. How is the five-star standard? Find the best and the best? The first one in the province, with a minimum footprint of several hundred acres, what kind of dining, accommodation, and entertainment are available in general hotels. It also has special characteristics, and it will surprise you if you are looking for such a hotel. You have to arrive in the morning and have no plans to go back in the evening, wearing a famous brand suit, a tie, or a special gentleman, when you get in, you have to say "where is the toilet?" An authentic English London cavity, pier has a face, can not understand, can be called brandy, drink Louis XIII, a table of light napkin tens of thousands.
There is also a presidential suite, *** or something. It's just worth a day and it's expensive! The tip costs eight thousand million children. Now you are not so despised by people in the city. If you are not going to the Castle Hotel, you are also the bubble Caesar hotel. If you are going to the Xi'an Hotel, you are embarrassed to say hello to people, how much is your day? (How Can I get $ two thousand ?) $ Two thousand? That is parking fee.
Starting from USD four thousand, you should not be too expensive or have a discount. You have to study the customer's psychology. If you are willing to pay two thousand USD a day, you don't care if you want to pay two thousand more. What is the name of "swollen face"? Do you know? Therefore, we eat with the slogan "only find the most expensive, not the best !"

Outdoor Equipment Edition
Be sure to select the best prime location. All the agents are international brands. When opening the store, you have to open the highest-grade store. The elevator is directly upstairs, and the minimum area is eight hundred square meters. What about Ozark and blackyak, k2: Yes, I can give all my agents to my agents. There are professional websites in the store, BBS in the website, and an American shopping guide lady at the entrance of the corridor. She has a kingfa and a sexy kind, when the donkey enters the door, the render manager has something to do (son) and has to say to others, may I help you sir, an authentic Washington cavity (son ), double (ER) has a face, and the store creates an outdoor club with all the equipment using famous brands. The membership fee for one year is tens of thousands of dollars, and an online shopping system is available 24 hours a day, is a word (child) expensive
If you buy a pair of insoles, you have to get eight thousand yuan. The club's friends either use TNF or have marmot.
If you wear a "Pathfinder", you will be embarrassed to say hello to others. You say that this kind of equipment shop, how much do you have to sell for a bottle, I think it will cost two thousand RMB.
Two thousand RMB ?! That's the cost !!! Starting from four thousand RMB !!! Don't be too expensive.
You have to study the shopping psychology of the new donkey. If you are willing to buy a new donkey with two thousand RMB of equipment, you don't care if you want to pay more than two thousand RMB. What is the new donkey, do you know? New donkeys buy the most expensive things and do not buy the best. Therefore, the slogan of outdoor equipment is: "Don't ask for the best, but the most expensive !"

Mountain version
You must select the best equipment. If you hire more than four hundred migrant workers, you have to go to the highest mountain. If you rush to the Summit at a time, you have to get at least kilograms of equipment. What GPS, oxygen pump, the satellite phone number can be taken to him. There is a wizard in front of the team, and a logistics car behind the team. There is also a leader in the team, wearing sunglasses and a special ox B. The team is camping, render manager has something to do (son). He has to say to the team members, "Everyone has worked hard." A real Tibetan cavity (son), times (son) has a face, there are several more repair vehicles in the team, and the chassis is customized. The price of light oil is several thousand US dollars a day, and a helicopter is taken. What can be used in 24 hours is a word (child) fast.
If you buy a bottle of mineral water, you have to go back and forth for eight thousand kilometers. If you use moutain hardware, you are embarrassed to say hello to others, how much do you get in a day? I think it would cost two thousand US dollars. It would be a cost of two thousand US dollars. You don't have to be too expensive or get a discount. You have to study the show-off mentality of your friends, if you are willing to pay two thousand dollars for a bag, you don't care about paying two thousand more. What is old ass, you know? The old donkey is the one who buys the most expensive and the best. Therefore, the slogan of our team is: "not the best, but the most expensive !"

Computer Virus

You must select the best Senior Programmer.
Hire Microsoft MVP
Compile the most powerful virus.
Direct system paralysis
No. At least, you have to have a full infection.
What is the USB flash drive, ifeo hijacking, and hosts table modification?
Add all to it

Virus body and shell, messages in the virus body
Dialog Box
Hacked ***! The sudden
Computer Virus, render manager, everything is okay.
"May I infected you sir? "
An authentic cainiao hacker
Times have a face

A Trojan is included in the virus.
Vulnerability light mark
More than a dozen downloads of online games
Then infect the webpage File
24-hour resident memory
It's just a word!
It takes a whole morning to kill a virus.
Neighbors are either pandatv or Hao worm.
If you are a non-infected
You are embarrassed to say hello to others.

How much does a virus sell?
I think it's worth 300 qcoins.
300 qcoin is the reserve price
Starting from 800 qcoins
You should not be too expensive.

You need to study the user's poisoning Psychology
Users who are willing to go streaking for poisoning without installing rising stars
I don't care about two more
What is computer poisoning? Do you know?
What website is infected with computer viruses?
All of them are infected with viruses and are not safe.
Therefore, the slogan for writing viruses is
Not the hardest, but the most! It overtime Edition

Wait till after work
Find the most honest programmer
Do the most complex project
Unable to complete
How can I use Oracle for databases?
What is the mode? It's generic. It's reflection.
He can use all of them.
Here, the server is the client.
Remoting is required in the middle.
Add an interface that is very beautiful
When the customer double-click, render manager has something to do with others.
Loading... Waiting please
An authentic English sentence
Times (ER) has a face
Add a game reprinted in the software. Please note the Source: djy365.spaces.live.com
Blizzard for engines
Upgrading in just one year requires millions of dollars
Add anti-virus software
24-hour scan
Is a word (child)-fast
Scan a gb hard drive
It's either a shock wave or a rogue.
You want to scan the internet.
You are embarrassed to say hello to your peers.
How long does it take for you to work overtime?
I think it would take me an hour?
One hour is preparation
From 2 hours
You don't have to worry about long hours of overtime.
You have to study the overtime mentality of employees.
Employees who can stay down for eight and a half hours
I don't care about adding more two hours.
What is labor squeeze, you know?
Labor squeeze means you are not regarded as a person at all.
Long time can be added without short time
Therefore, our slogan for working overtime is
Can add as much as possible without adding white without adding

Another version:

You must select the bottom layer,
How can it be an assembly language;
Use the most difficult and original,
Employees are experts.
It would take 40 years for history,
What addressing, overflow, and interruption,
What a common language can do is troublesome!
One byte and one byte can be removed.

A language is required,
You have to start learning when you are 3 years old,
You cannot stop at the age of 80!
Turn on your computer and click the icon,
Ugly interface, the earliest version.
After the program is completed, the correct results are returned if there are any errors.

A bit of authentic Beijing cavity, pier has a face!
Learn new skills if you have nothing to do:
InputCodeIn a year, millions of sub-accounts must be entered,
And the modifications made here, 24 hours a day,
Is a word: tired! The single keyboard must break down 70 or 80,
Now, you are not so despised!
The peers around are either machine language learning or assembly,
If you use C, you are embarrassed to say hello to others!

How many hours do you compile in a day when you speak such a language?
I think it would take 15 hours to do that, right?
15 hours? You should not be too many. It's not enough!
You have to study the programmer's psychology,
Willing to spend 15 hours a day,
I don't care about spending five more hours.
What is it, you know?
That is, writing programs is the most complex and not the best. It must be an N-layer structure,
The higher the number of layers, the better. If the number of layers is lower, the user will misunderstand that we do not pay attention to it,
What data access layer can be added to the entity control layer.

Programmers must all be old birds, and less than 30 are not considered,
Foreign Company airborne troops,
If you have more than 10 years of programming experience, the more languages you use, the better,
I don't need to check msdn for programming!
All programmers are equipped with IBM laptops,
If the CPU is greater than 3 GB, the memory hard disk and screen must be the largest,
Do not leave the expansion slot empty. You can plug in all the slots.
The operating system that can be installed is safe, and a bunch of systems are waiting for you to choose from when you start the screen,
Times have a face!

The system platform must be a J2EE competitor, except C ++ and Java,
If you want to use yi.net, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others.
How much do you say this system is designed to sell?
Why do I need 1 million?
1 million, it's a standalone version!
From 10 million!
Don't be too expensive, but you can't help but implement service fees.
You have to study the psychology of rich users,
Willing to spend 10 million yuan to buy this set of software,
I don't care about spending more than a million RMB!

What is a software bubble, do you know?
Software bubbles are the most complex,
It is the most expensive and difficult to use. It seems that the user level is high.
Therefore, our software slogan is:
Not easy to use, but hard work!