Turn: Classic-what's wrong

1Going home on weekends, smoking addiction after dinner, and planning to take a walk on excuses. While I was changing my shoes at the door, Dad asked me why? I said, "smoke now !" As a result, my dad found a bag of white sand from me.KI have a meal.

 

Reply[1]:2When I came out from my mother, I went to my wife. When I saw my wife, I used to call

Sound:"Mom !"

 

Reply[2]:3When I went to work in the morning, I found my bicycle was dejected. So I tried to ask my mother to push her out of the door. Result me

Said:"Push my tires out ." My mother was confused, and I corrected it with a smile, and the result was: "Help me carCheer up!"

 

Reply[3]:4When I was driving, a female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked:"How do you drive without using a condom ?"

 

Reply[4]:5One time in the toilet is convenient, no paper. He said to his wife:"Get the paper-wiping ass !"

 

Reply[5]:6A girl is in love. I advise her:"It's hard to find a pair of legs. There are plenty of men with three legs !"

 

Reply[6]:7Two people burst into the mouth and one person came up with a sentence:"You are so full that you have nothing to do.

Ah!"

 

Reply[7]:8My colleagues and people are in a dispute:"Do you think I grew up eating ?" I have been wondering what he grew up eating.

 

Reply[8]:9When I was in a computer class, a classmate's machine had a problem and shouted;"Boss, change the host !"

 

Reply[10]:10Reading the post while eating, reading the classic text to my wife, laughing at her, so she said to me:

"After dinner, check it out. Otherwise, your brain will suffer indigestion !"

 

Reply[11]:11One time I asked a person with myopia how many eyes he wanted to say400Degree, the result isNow400Va, stomachache!

 

Reply[12]:12An instructor from the Education Bureau should announce that"Disband", but in a hurry, I forgot my words and shouted for a long time: "Retreat !"

 

Reply[13]:13When a sports department student attended an internship, many teachers listened to the class. He was too nervous and finally wanted to disband the team.

Wu Shi, his mind was blank for a moment and he gave me a hard sentence:"All attention, stand upright! Flash !!"

 

Reply[14]:14A high school teacher surnamed Jiang looks like Luo Jiaying(Playing the westward journey of Tang Miao)I will ask him

Question:" Tang Teacher, this question ......"

 

Reply[15]:15A colleague asked me where I was inflatable when I was driving on the road.

Said:"The street is full of tires !"

 

Reply[16]:16Once I went to McDonald's to buy a sweet Bucket, I couldn't wait to say:"Give me two rollbacks.

Tube!I didn't expect the waiter to say to me, "two drums, four dollars !"

Reply[18]:17I met a girl who had been in the bath for a long time and tried to get out of the bathroom.

One sentence:"How many men are there in your bath ?"

 

Reply[19]:18A teacher tried mahjong all night. He was furious when he saw that the blackboard was not wiped:"Who is doing Zhuang today? No blackboard

Wipe!"

 

Reply[20]:19One time, my uncle saw my little girl in Taobao and suddenly shouted:"Why are you still using shubao when your skin is so good ?"

 

Reply[21]:20I just bought a house and was excited to call a Buddy:'I have bought a house, but it's just a hair room.(Forget the word "blank")Still need to be renovated ." The buddy said, "Is there only one toilet? Where do you live ?"

 

Reply[22]:21The day when a gentleman got his driver's license, he was particularly nervous. The examiner embarrassed him and told him to have a fire command on the side of the road.

Stop the plug-in. He said nervously:"Report the fire hydrant. There is an examiner on the side of the road. parking is not allowed !"

 

Reply[23]:22The company raises a dog named Xiao Bai. One day, everybody teased the dog. colleague Jia said to the dog with a biscuit:

"You are the only one in the office to feed me ." Three seconds later, the whole office smiled!