[Viewpoint] [humorous online] Three reasons why boys do not choose beautiful women as girlfriends

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I dare not love you

Wen/Li Zhong

To tell the truth, it's true that a man doesn't love a girl. Hey, you just don't dare to say it, right ?! On the karaoke stage, Song "Love Jiangshan more love beauty" is sung with lofty sentiments, tender feelings, and full of emotion! But it's slow. Let's get down and think about it. Is it really a stream of our generation that we can love? If you love Jiangshan, you must be either a hero or a hero. Which hero are you and me? Dare you say you love Jiangshan? Dare not ?! Yes, that's why I love beauty. Not satisfied? Let me describe the three reasons why I dare not love a girl.

The first reason: we are poor people ".

As the saying goes, a good horse matches a good saddle. Do you think this "saddle" is a good fit? To put it bluntly, do you have a car? Hi, you'll have to break your bike and get rid of it. Don't turn it on again. You can't afford a private car, but you can't afford a "private bus" because you are not a big official or a small official. Even if you are a pretty girl and have a big ass, they will still "bye" to you ", then, he would not go back to the Mercedes-Benz or BMW waiting in the alley. Let's identify it, bro. It's a commodity age. Never blame the Snoop of beautiful women. In fact, we are all the same. We don't want to do anything uncertain. What is love or not, material can bring reality, and money can bring a good feeling. Then again, if there was a pretty girl who followed you, you would have made her cool and cool throughout the day, and your face would have no place to rest, would you?

The second reason: beauty is having a "Moody" problem.

If this is not the case, it is not a beauty. What? Do you want to find beautiful people, beautiful people, caring people, and considerate people? Sorry, go to the rivers and lakes of Jin Yong's old man or the garden filled with flowers from Qiong Yao's aunt. Beautiful women are all beings, and they complement each other with their identities. Maybe some day I spent a night playing with others in the bowling alley. Before I went to bed, she suddenly thought of you, so she made a phone call to say "I love you", wow, you can never be surprised to sleep at night. The next day you try again and tell her that she misses her very much last night. She will say, "You're bored! Don't love it all day! Are you sure you want to make a difference ?!" The phone hangs up, leaving you holding the microphone in a dumb and turning it around for ten times. Good God, promising men are of course romantic. Who doesn't want to be a big official, but promising men will always be a minority, and promising men will always be as arrogant. So, I'm afraid you still need to practice "tolerance" to love beautiful women!

The third reason: "beauty syndrome" cannot be cured.

What is "beauty syndrome "? In addition to willfulness, vanity, pride, and other minor habits inherited from ancient times, there are also small cases, such as dressing up, playfulness, preferences, and aversion to housework. In fact, these problems are self-developed. You think about it. When they were young, their parents and neighbors all said that this girl looked pretty, how nice it was, and how cute it was, when the teacher looks at many beautiful students, how can he make a loud criticism even if he has done something wrong? Other students see the envy in the teacher's heart, and every day they are following her ass; when I grow up, the slaves are chasing and Snatching men. What are you talking about? A bunch of roses a day for fear that the beauty will not smile ...... Do you think that this "beauty syndrome" is not as crazy as the seedlings of fertilizer? What's more, if a pretty girl really falls in love with you, do you say she is wearing an apron or wearing a white dress to make it fresh and refined? Brother, if you want to love a beautiful girl, you have to tolerate the "illness" that she has always experienced intermittently for a lifetime! Do you know?