When I have money, the full version

[When I have money] I took a test on women's products for two nasty advertisements,
One is playing at lunch and the other is playing at dinner.

[When I have money] I shot two TV series,
My previous project is opposite to a normal person's thinking, and my later project is opposite to my previous project.

[When I have money], China Unicom sent me a piece of junk information and I returned ten articles to see who is bothering me.

[When I have money] When someone calls my landline, I use my cell phone to go back,
When someone calls my cell phone, I press it and try again.

[When I have money] I am angry when I access the Internet during the day, and I am a petty asset at night,
I want to be a left, and a right if I want to be a right.

[When I have money] I am a beggar on the street during the day,
Someone bowed me and I gave him a bill,
I went to the restaurant to sell my art in the evening. Who will pay for my whole erhu?
[When I have money] I open two companies, one is my boss and the other is my employee,
I want to speculate on a boss, but I want to speculate on an employee.

[When I have money], my company invites two spokespersons for the image. One is the best image generation.
The speaker is the worst profile spokesperson. I want the best, the best, and the worst.

[When I have money] I buy two cars, one taxi and one bus,
I want to take a taxi and take a bus.

[When I have money] I buy a house and buy two, one for myself and one for the door,
If I want to stay at home, I will stay at home.

[When I have money] I will decorate two toilets, one for men and one for women,
I want to go to the men's restroom and then to the men's restroom.

[When I have money] I give my wife a lot of money to implement a planned economy, and leave a small amount of money to make a market economy,
I want to implement socialism, and capitalism if I want to implement capitalism,
If we want to implement socialism with yst characteristics, we will implement socialism with yst characteristics,
If you want to cross the river by feeling the stones, you can cross the river by feeling the stones.

[When I have money] I engage in two forums, one for myself and one for others,
If I want to delete a post, I will delete it. If I want to scold bamboo, I will scold bamboo.

[When I have money] I open two sites, one is unable to find the server, and the other is too busy,
If you cannot find the server, you cannot find the server. If you are too busy, the network is too busy.

[When I have money] I buy two CDs, one genuine and the other pirated,
I want to use a genuine version and a pirated version.

[When I have money] I buy two keyboards, one for typing and one for foot massage,
I want to type, type, massage, and massage.