Why do pretty girls love software development GG as a boyfriend?

 

Why do pretty girls love software development GG as a boyfriend?
When you select a husband, compare the programmer with the following occupations:

Doctor

Almost all women prefer to be doctors. So don't expect your marriage to last for five years
Because one day later, he ran away with a nurse or was caught by a young woman who pretended to be ill.
Lead. This kind of bad luck often happens when you have given birth to a few children for him.
This will not happen to your programmer husband. Because he is too busy to even see you very little time, let alone have
The opportunity has reached out to other women except him at work.

Attorney

Do you really think that you can maintain an honest and trusted relationship with a person who makes a living by lying?
And you don't have to worry about your programmer husband. His clumsy social skills won't cover up his lies. Close with a lawyer
There is another danger of marriage, that is, when a divorce occurs, he often wins a lawsuit and you will have nothing to lose.

Salesman

He is less trustworthy than a lawyer. In addition, he often leaves home for a business trip, or attends classes and opens classes everywhere.
Yes, and those with the same credibility. If one day you are invited to attend the unknown
Don't be surprised at the party.
However, your programmer's husband is kept in a cage called a "small compartment" by the company all day. Besides going home,
I cannot go anywhere.

Instructor
The only purpose of a man as a teacher is that he can be seen by a large group of young people and blindly worship his female
The Group is surrounded. As a result, he will soon be taken to jail, and then you have to hug and find another Lang.

Other dangerous occupations, such as firefighters and construction workers. If you marry such a person
Accident Death.

And the only danger your programmer's husband has to face is that the whole day's staring at the computer will cause poor eyesight.
Return. This danger is actually good for you: when you get older, he will not notice it because his vision is blurred. But he
The memory is very good, still remember your young and beautiful appearance when you meet for the first time. If you are worried that he is watching
Other young women said to him, "dear, why are you always watching her ?」
He would honestly say, "I can't see the woman's face !」
Benefits of marrying a programmer [counterproof]

1. Male programmers do not have to keep their homes clean and tidy.

2. It is very difficult for a male programmer to have a girlfriend, so he will be desperate for the present.

3. Male programmers are dull and do not live in human society. They only live in the world of charts.
It will take time to please him.

4. Male programmers treat repairs as entertainment. When a beauty is angry, they can throw something in front of him.
Happy to help the beauty repair and do not have to spend money.

5. the IQ of a male programmer is not low, so after marrying him, you can give birth to a bunch of such sons to get a bunch of perfect marks for beautiful women.
Show off with the street.

6. Male Programmers spend more time in the office than at home, so they are still very free to marry him.

7. A male programmer cannot speak too well, so she can abuse him with words.

8. Male programmers are most concerned about [management], so if a beauty is rational, he will take the beauty. If he is rational, the beauty will not be rational with him, and he has no way to do anything about the beauty.

9. A male programmer has a good salary. He does not entertain himself and does not spend much or spend little money on female.
He spent his money on the other party and told him that it was a boost of economic prosperity. Only people who made it could buy it.

10. A male programmer has no charm in addition to the above, so don't worry about having an affair if you marry him.

After reading this, do single Programmers Make your inferiority easier?