Xu Shilin: Chibi is another pole of promise

Author: Xu Shilin

I used to predict the text of the blockbuster "Chibi" based on interviews and teaser. To be accurate, I was very careful to say that it was probably a pot of hot pot. As a result, many "Wu Yusen fans" have been protested and insulted. I hope that the mood of reading Chibi is more urgent than looking forward to marriage over the past two days. I need to make an empirical study!

On the morning of the 10th, I went to Jiahe's luxury cinema to watch Chibi. I told myself to try not to be insightful. Don't care if I was wrong at first. I apologize if I am wrong. In addition, if the film is moved to cry, do not deliberately stretch or make small moves to divert attention as usual.

The bottom line is: as long as the war and martial arts scenes in the film are exciting and nice-looking, even if they are not necessarily Three Kingdoms or even not necessarily Chinese, as long as they are exciting, I will boast of it, And I will cry. When I come back, I will write a letter of apology, and I will always pin myself in the shame column of movie history. No one will stop me.

Therefore, I forgive its character styles. How miserable Zhuge Liang is! That is said to have bought insurance. Why! Even the fan won't shake. taking two steps, there is no temperament in detail-ah, just myself! My mind is still impressed by the past three kingdoms, telling you how many times you have to resolutely drop the impressions and imagination of the past three kingdoms. My head should be as white as a piece of paper to accept new things. Zhuge Liang played by Jin chengwu is the unique "this one "! How can this problem be solved! Look at other Zhuge Liang and look at it from someone else-I was scolded by myself at the beginning!

Zhou Ping, his aunt and aunt -- Zhou Yu's wife, Xiaoqiao, saw his mother and mother have a horse and she also wanted to have children. Even the children's names started, and they were called Zhou Ping, we started playing on the bed at the Chibi military camp and Mr. Yi! Is that Mr. Yi? Look ...... It looks like. Ah! I took my ears and said to myself: It's Zhou Yu! How do internet users educate you? He is the only one who can make the enemy "go off". Don't remember? Zhou Yu is practicing troops. During a big drill, the situation is not small. when he heard the Shepherd play the flute, he waved his hand and let everyone stop. Even the guest Zhuge Liang and Lu Su, who accompanied the guest, ignored it, listen attentively to the untuned wild flute. Suddenly the child couldn't blow it up, and Zhou Yu was about to shake his little cleverness. He took the child's bamboo and smashed it twice with a dagger. Then the child blew it again. Okay! This is an story, do you know? "Song is wrong, Zhou langgu "! Don't be picky if you don't have any culture-and you get scolded again.

Don't talk about people-I said to myself: Say you love watching war scenes! Is it good? Yes. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun are both powerful. What type of force? That is, you do not need to use martial arts techniques. You can use a large amount of effort to push a large film. Especially when Zhang Fei and Zhou Yu visited Liu Bei's military camp, Zhang Fei was practicing calligraphy and shouted. The scene was like an inspection by a superior. Guan Yu led the children to read The Book of Songs. The class was apparently just launched to meet the inspection, because it was the first to read the "Guan ", there is also a pre-arranged child who asks: what is the use of reading? Let Guan Yu explain the great significance of reading a book to Zhou Yu. Liu Bei is the ancestor of ZTE in China's shoot and hat enterprises. You can see that he cares about whether Dongwu will join him. But at the moment, he forgot to meet important guests, Dongwu Dadu, and Zhou Yu and his entourage. Zhou Yu pointed to the pile of straw shoes that looked wrinkled like a fried cake and asked, then Zhang feilang immediately replied: The straw shoes we wore were all edited by our eldest brother! I almost fell into tears at that time.

Far away! Don't talk about war! Cao sent two thousand first troops to test sun Liu's troops. As a result, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's "Wang baichen"-Wrong! It is an octal array. Yes! Octal! It is inspired by the back pattern of the mountain turtle. Trapped two thousand people in the community, let Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei perform martial arts one by one in turn, just like opening a concert, just like the talent show of the host, one goes down and the other comes up again. before the game starts, we need to "start up the model" -- we have already killed each other. As a result, the camera gets high and gives a picture overlooking the image, then the two thousand people formed a "hamburger array", and Wu's troops rushed up one by one and were killed one by one. Zhuge Liang waved a fan, and Zhang Fei and others took the "Iron fries" and broke it. It looks really nice. I laughed on the spot, and many people laughed. Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang are really friends! Both of them are musicians-both of them understand the music, do not speak, and play a song together, so they can understand everything. What are their eyes!

All the characters are circled, so I will not repeat them one by one. What impressed me the most was the quality of the Chinese people's pioneers! On the other hand, I think myself: Why is it so low? -- Commander Liu Bei was defeated by Cao in Xinye. In the melee, Zhuge Liang shouted falsely: to protect the people and retreat! As a result, the troops were killed in the mountains and mountains, while the people retreated and escaped in an orderly manner. They retreated along the curved mountain Hill Road, and were not in a warehouse, however, the common people would rather slow down and the formation should not be in disorder. The formation should be neat like the group gymnastics formation, and no one would cry as if they were in disorder, the mood of the people in the war zone is extremely stable. At that moment, I was touched by the fact that something was coming out of my nose.

When watching the film, someone sat in two places, and he looked very touched by me. Q: Do you have any comments? I said: If I knew this, I would not ask Lao Zhao downstairs to discuss insurance. People have heard of it. I said to Lao Zhao, who sells insurance downstairs: a new type of insurance should be developed, that is, a large film of adventure watching insurance. He was fooled to see it, but he was not easy to see. He had to pay for it!

After watching the film, I saw all the five kings and eight hovers in the Shenzhen press. The film comment guru asked me. What is it like? I quickly stated: Nice looking! Really nice! As a comedy blockbuster, it's not easy to make it like this! Great! Is another pole of another comedy blockbuster promise.

Sorry! -- Where is the shame column? Where? Look for it!