You are a woman who uses my house, uses money, and uses a car .............

Men confess to women

Male: Be my girlfriend

Female: Do you have a room?

Male: rented ......

Female: Is there a car?

Male: bicycle ......

Female: What is the salary?

Male: 20000 ...... every year

Female: Why are you chasing me?

Male: I will hurt you.

Female: pain? How many pounds?

Male: I love you.

Female: Love? Can it be used as a meal?

The man looked red and went away ............

Three years later...

Male: I want to marry you.

Female: Do you have a room?

Male: I have no house... But I have a villa.

Female: car?

Male: Rolls-Royce

Female: What is the salary?

Male: I don't have a salary.

Female: Well, I will marry you.

The woman married a man, but she forgot that this time the man did not say love ......

Five years later .......

Male: Let's divorce.

Female: What are you talking about ?!

Male: Divorce

Female: Why?

Male: I have a new woman. You are honest and sincere without her ......

Female: But I'm your wife.

Male: No, you are a woman who uses my house, uses money, and uses a car for replacement.

Female: Do you love me? I remember what you said.

Male: But you didn't accept it that time. When you accept it, I didn't say it.

.......

Simple love, simple life, this is what I want! Cherish those who love you! Don't think about anything that's nothing.