You redesigned the site, and you're no longer a web designer.

Web page Production WEBJX article introduction: Interesting web designer comics.

This time another interesting thing, and the last "10 do not do the site" is the same author painted.
On another website, I saw someone translate it, especially to the author and translator.

PS, why the above show is a translation of Ah, in fact, is not, the translator called Zfreet

everything was fine when it started. customers demand, you are also full of expectations, enthusiasm, high spirits ...

• Customer: The new website will certainly be very tmd good.
• Design: Not only good? Must be incredible atmosphere, beautiful, luxurious, noble, elegant, like the eagle in space soar can not imagine!

the customer lets you see the website now. everyone laughs at it as a "Acura".

• Customer: Haha, this is the TMD is a mound of excrement! It turned out that the designer was a mug.
• Design: That's true! How did it get this way? This site is simply a violation of humanity.

you redesigned the site (now popular called "Refactoring"). It looks elegant and easy to use, can be called the model of design history.

• Design: ka ka ka!
• Customer: I like it too much! That's amazing! I want to xxoo with it! But...... Is......

But some "very subtle" adjustments are needed.

• Customer to himself: Although this design has been quite perfect, but I as a dignified CEO has the obligation to put forward a point of rectification ideas to make their work more perfect. Also, I have to use the "user Experience", "conversion-oriented", which sounds like a "B" professional term, although I also use the computer.
• Customer: Can you design a bit more "Pop"? Lively? Trend? Fashion? Need to be more "avantgarde" point, now always feel very bad.

The customer did say that to me. But I still can't understand what he means by "Pop" and "Edgy" on web design, and I don't know how to design it with other people's feelings (user-centric?). Stand on the user's point of view? User-oriented? ）

There are more and more "very subtle" adjustments. soon became not so small.

• Customer: I thought about it and we finally decided to switch to comic Sans font. Also, can you make a lens halo effect? Make them look like Web 2.0. In addition, this site must not be too "line". In my opinion, this site is all in one line. Can you adjust it again?

Author: A client did say to me like this, there is no ruler or horizontal line at all in this design, they may refer to a block area made up of tags such as 〈div〉 and 〈p〉.

The client also lets other people get involved. "It looks good, but I want to hear more feedback from friends, co-workers, uncles and even hamsters," he said.

• Customer: I asked my mother to participate in this discussion, she designed the bread sales receipt in 1982, so you can think she has a design "vision".
• Client: Your design needs a brighter color, it looks too gray. Can you try a little pink? You can also use a kitten, everyone likes kittens.

Author: There was a client who had his mother involved in the design project so that she could make suggestions and comments.

all hope dashed. you begin to fantasize about other industries, like digging ditches or scrubbing for the elderly.

• Customer: My dog, miffles is a small person, can be said to be the most important part of my life, I hope you put its "stream of consciousness" also added to the Web page, like the Miffles is talking to visitors. I'll give you a description of what a few pages miffles might say, like "I love food!" "and" Ha! Welcome to visit my website! I am a puppy, you can shake hands with me! -_-”

Author: This is not a mess I made up, there is a customer has indeed had such a request. I've never been so eager as that day to knock him over with a car battery.

you are no longer a web designer. now the mouse in the paint program, customers can directly control you remotely via voice, mail, or chat software. (Translator: Above this, the painting is the client holding the designer as a pen, I really did not see it)

• The client said to himself: Wow, I can do the web! Ka-ka-ka!

Author: Once a client took away my design manuscript, I modified it directly with Photoshop until I changed the result of their satisfaction and sent it to me. After receiving his 13th revised version, I'm done with the TMD.

Hatred is born from this. customers completely forget that they are hiring a web designer to design a good product. If you were a turbine design engineer for a commercial plane, would they be messing around?

• Customer: Haha, now this effect is finally "POPS"!
• Design: Enough, I can't stand it ... (Let me die, forget it)