Yu'e text message

Text message: ● too late, too late, too late. Your mobile phone has been infected with the yu'e virus, alas ● I spent a dime sending you this text message to tell you that I am not a hero. For example, a dime text message is a birthday gift for me. Don't forget to invite me to dinner at night. ● Dear mobile phone users

Text message: ● too late, too late, too late. Your mobile phone has been infected with the yu'e virus, alas ● I spent a dime sending you this text message to tell you that I am not a hero. For example, a dime text message is a birthday gift for me. Don't forget to invite me to dinner at night. ● Dear mobile phone users

　　Fool's Day text message:
● Too many threads have been written, too many threads have been written ...... It's too late. Your cell phone has been infected with the yu'e virus ......
● I spent a dime sending you this text message to tell you that I am not a hero. For example, a dime text message is a birthday gift for me. Don't forget to invite me to dinner at night.
● Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake and undeceived on November 31, April 1, we provide a smart book for quick success, you only need to read "￥ $ ^ & <" ten times in a row.
● Today, I have made 20 thousand yuan of insurance for you, so that you can have a safe and foolish day! Insurance companies will send you insurance policies and invoices ...... Oh, forget, you paid the 20 thousand deposit.
● Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that you have confirmed this text message, so it is infected with the bacteria of the Fool's Day. Now the bacteria are dressed in a uniform spirit, full of queues and neat, and are walking through your body at a healthy pace ......
● Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is doomed to God, and we are guided in the dark. What have I done in my life!
● No matter where you are, as long as you smile and shout "I Am a beautiful girl", I will appear in front of you.
● The Vast Sky allows you to fly high, and beautiful stories can be played by you. Good children should catch up and send humorous short messages to turtles !!!
● Transfer notification: we have transferred RMB 0.2 million to your account as required. Please confirm the transfer within 2 seconds. Otherwise, the transfer will be voided.
● Forward this text message three times, you will go to Fortune transport; Forward 6 times, you will go to official transportation; Forward 10 times, you will go to Peach Blossom transport; forward 20 times, you will spend 2 yuan!
● Apply for an application for the eighth ring rule. The boss asked you if you have a title? Ba Jie proudly said: Jing altar messenger! Boss: accounts? Oh, then clean the toilet!
● Wukong sucked in the ground with a magnet. Sha Miao asked: What are you looking? Wukong: Hey! I threw the golden hoop to the ground. It's not too late to get longer!
● Tang Seng: I want to drink. Who asked me how to go to the bar? Ba Jie casually said: Master, you are old! Windows XP is used now. Who uses WIN98?
● I haven't received your text message for a long time. I wonder if you are okay now? A few days ago, I walked in and looked at you. Seeing you fell asleep, I couldn't bear to wake you up. Hey, you can have a nest of pig!
● A lazy cat frantically pursues a mouse and finally gets married. after marriage, the cat is very protective of the mouse. The mouse quickly becomes fat and the mouse is very touched: Dear, why is it so nice to me! The cat said with a smile: You will know when you get fat again.
● Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice. Having you is my most precious fortune. stepping onto the red carpet is my Everlasting Motivation. The person you love most is you. Unfortunately, the error message is returned.
● Small sample! Drinking Lang liquor and walking the dog step, singing a song and taking the waterway; combing the out-of-love head, walking in a passionate step; long pair of broken eyes, but also looking for the rain of love everywhere, you are so cool!
● The chicken is used for laying eggs, the ox is dried when there is live, the cat is mixed by the House, and the goat is roasted in the future, and the dog is a habit, you are waiting for a loop.
● You must take good care of yourself because these two days are too cool-do not freeze yourself-as the saying goes: Frozen legs, frozen pig mouth. I have put my trousers on. please buy a mask.
● Do you know? I miss you. I really miss you. I want to think about it all day and night. I think about it, like I can't stay up all night, I want to be disconnected, and I want my soul to be unsecure, when do you pay back the money you owe me?
● A student was caught by the enemy. The enemy bound him to a pole and asked him, "Where are you from? If you don't say it, you will be killed! When a college student returned a sentence from the enemy, he was killed by the electric. He said, "I am from TVU!
● Types of pig: it is a domestic pig, a wild boar in the mountains, and a stupid pig. If you laugh at it, angry pig is a stupid pig, and no response is a dead pig.
● In your eyebrows, I see vicissitudes of life, in your eyes, I see confidence, in your forehead I see years, in your lips and teeth I see Leek, go brush your teeth!
● Tea should be strong; the road should be straight; the trotters should be delicious; Ah, the mouse should be good. Haha.
● What should I do if I am hungry? Please try it out! What if I'm thirsty? Go to the beach! What if I have no money? Look for a fool to cheat! What if I want you to do? Go to pigsty!
● The chicken is used for laying eggs, the ox is dried when there is live, the cat is mixed by the House, and the goat is roasted in the future, and the dog is a habit, you are waiting for a loop.
● When mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby's ass, his father will drive away the mosquitoes and wipe them with toilet water. The baby woke up and shouted: Mom, the mosquito just put urine on my ass!
● An old lady loves to play mahjong during his lifetime. after her death, her children propose to send Mahjong for burial, but a female worries: What should she do if she has enough hands to ask us?
● Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge. My love is deeper than Lu zhishen, and my love is longer than Guan Yun, but my promise is less than Sun Wukong.
● You rushed into a certain organization and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff member: Yes. Who bullied you?
● Q: depend! Old man! Why separated me from Gao Jiayu. Old Yue said: She is a human, you are a demon, I am afraid that your children will be born a demon.
● Toilet couplet: Up: Down to the Yellow River, hand-held confidential files, down: the front of the machine gun shot after the fire for days. Horizontal approval: Shuang.
● Modern people's life status: they spent their money on their daily shifts and sleep yesterday.
● The sun is pregnant, playing a song. Xi ...... (The Curse of the Moon!