Zhang Fei's Diary

When I wrote this diary, my eldest brother and second brother were both sleeping, and the Military Division was also sleeping.

The rabbit was standing out of my window and sleeping.

Then I studied why the horse was standing and sleeping. After studying for a long time, I found that there was no answer. This is the only thing I remember in my childhood.

When I grew up, I began to study why my eldest brother and second brother slept in a bed, and there was no answer.

There are too many things in this world that have no answer. The Military Division told me.

When I was thinking about problems with my eyes wide, I developed the habit of sleeping with my eyes wide. I don't know if anyone will study my problem in the future.

Many people say that I am a long man. Wei Yan says that I cannot find it when I fall into a coal pile. In fact, I think he is just like a green bean fly. What qualifications do I have.

My best friend is Zilong (my eldest brother and second brother are my relatives). He said that I am a very long man, which has changed my point of view.

I like drinking because drinking will make me forget many things. I like drinking with my second brother most, although he cannot. The second brother has a special characteristic of drinking, because his face is always so red.

The second brother is actually a very shy person. He once drank too much and talked a lot with me. He said that he would blushing when talking to girls, however, all the girls sat around him, so his face became like this.

The second brother can't drink, and the second and second small cups will also have a cup to sleep in the shed. As a result, I knew that he would not drink the cup of Caocao's wine when I went to find him everywhere.

I have enough wine, which is twice that of my second brother.

When I drink a lot, I feel full of strength, and my beard is stretched out. When I have more, I will understand many things, even though I will forget everything after I wake up, but I still like that feeling. The Military Division said that alcohol can stimulate my nerves and make them very keen. The statements of the Military Division have always been correct.

Eldest brother does not like me to drink, he said the cocktail party is messy. I heard a lot from my eldest brother, but I didn't hear about it. I don't know how I feel about my eldest brother, but there are some things in the world that I don't have to choose. If you have chosen the right major, you may have chosen the wrong mentor and industry, maybe I chose the wrong boss again. Nothing is perfect. Besides, some things are not just coincidences. For example, the reason why my eldest brother is not that simple as I am his third brother.

The eldest brother has two women, one dead and the other. Brother Two also has a woman. However, after the fight, the eldest brother prefers to sleep with the second brother. I don't know what they are talking about together.

The Military Division's women are very special and ugly, but the Military Division seems afraid of her. They rarely get together. For fear that she loves her, the military engineer said.

I once had a woman who was very happy with us for a while. However, after a few years, the situation has changed. We didn't start to talk about it. I thought it was a tacit understanding in the legend. However, I later learned that it was not. One day, she said she could not accept my call. After a few days, she packed up and went away. Besides her jewelry, she also took away my MAF. In fact, I never told her that she had a big foot.

Later, they gave me another woman, but after two days I was taken off.

For example, I like to eat pancakes and scallions. I eat pancakes and scallions today, and I say I'm tired of eating on the third day, so you gave me a pancake with a onion roll. The appearance looks different, but it feels the same.

When my woman left me, Zilong was in love. The girl is chubby and has a lot of freckles on her nose.

Once, I couldn't help asking Zi Long, what do you like her? Did you find her chest big? I want to say it's big. That's enough. The eyes of Zilong are shining brightly.

I drank too much that night and felt very comfortable. I know that my eldest brother and second brother are in the room next door. I saw the shadows of Zilong and the girl on the barrier. I heard a loud cry from my wife. Suddenly I understood two things, and the eggs never knew about the fun of the dog; The so did not break, but only my own feet knew.

Many years ago, I was still killing pigs. One day, a fortune teller said that he would give me a glimpse. At first, I did not agree. Later, he said that as long as a large intestine is hung up, so I agreed. He asked me to write a word at will, and I only wrote my own name. So I wrote the word "wing". The man pondered for a moment and asked me what my name was, I said Zhang Fei, and he asked me what I had eaten at noon. I said I had eaten three bowls of rice. Then he shook his head, crossed out the "Feather" above the "wing" and added a "meter" to his mouth, and said, "Wine bag, wine bag. Then I turned around and walked away without even a large intestine.

Later, I saw him again. His name was Yang Xiu and he was killed by Cao. It is said that he is too smart.

It turns out that being too smart is also a mistake, which reminds me of Alibaba Cloud.

A Dou is a very strange child. When he was 9 years old, he could use his hands and feet to count to 18. On weekdays, he always looked at a place to laugh and seldom spoke. They all said that the child had a mental problem. For example, if you give him a piece of cake, he always gets his ass and takes two times to eat it again. It's useless for the eldest brother to beat him many times, so you always tease him with snacks when he is not there. For a while, I thought that he was holding down the child dragon in changyunpo, and thought he was pitiful.

Then I realized that I was wrong. It should be a pity that you and those who give him snacks, the Military Division said, Have you ever found that Alibaba Cloud has snacks almost every day? I suddenly realized that I would no longer tease him with snacks, and the eyes of an Army Division have become deep.

I don't know if ardou.com is a smart person, but I am sure that he is not a fool at least.

It is not easy for a person to be smart, it is more difficult to be stupid, and it is more difficult to be stupid all his life.

A really smart person is often afraid of playing tricks against his opponent. This makes people with low IQ, such as me a lot of loopholes. For example, that time was in changyunpo.

The situation was really critical. Zilong rushed into the CAO camp to save the fight. The eldest brother and the Military Division took off their shoes and ran for more than 60 miles. After waking up, let me go back and receive Zilong. I went back and saw Zilong at QiaoTou. He was tired of spitting out his mouth. The first sentence after seeing me was: This unlucky child is really TMD heavy! This is the first time I heard Zilong say a foul word. I said, brother, you should flash it first, and I will block it.

Shortly after Zilong's departure, Cao Jun caught up. Tens of thousands of people under black pressure. I don't know the white fat man headed by, but I guess he is Cao. The man asked, Who is the new man? I think it's okay today. Just yell, I'm a Yan man, Zhang yide, and I am alone. Come on, take the money and kill me! Cao stunned for a long time, mutating about the left and right for a long time. Then, he immediately drew several beautiful pictures on the ground, and then shouted and withdrew.

I still don't know what Cao's pictures mean, but one thing I know is that I will become more stupid on more occasions.

In the summer of that year, I still met a Taoist priest, pointed chin, triangular eyes, and holding dust on my hand. It looked a little cool. He stopped me and looked at me up and down. I lost my nest because of gambling money. When I went up, I gave him a big mouth, swearing, and smelly nose. What do you think the Lord did? The well-managed old man gradually showed up from his face with five fingerprints in his eyes. He grayed out at me and said, with a clear sigh of relief.

I am a little embarrassed when he smiled so much. I have always eaten soft or hard. As the saying goes, the bad dog does not bite smiling faces, as a result, I took back the kicking leg. I reached out and touched my pocket, and I lost all the money. So I took out a pig's waist yesterday and told him, "Go back and make up your body.

The old man took his waist and smiled at me again. Then he threw out two teeth from his mouth and said, "I have been suffering from these two teeth for a year and have never had the courage to pull them out, now, I am grateful to you for your assistance. Here are three tips. please collect them.

I was confused, but I heard the old saying continue. Remember, do not enable it in critical circumstances. Let's talk about it.

People tend to have a clearer mind when they are angry. At that time, I suddenly calmed down and suddenly felt that this tip was really a good experience, so I regretted that I had opened the two tips rashly, but after a while I will be happy, because I am glad that I did not open the third tip. In fact, sometimes it is very easy to be happy, as long as you look at the problem from another perspective.

With this tip, I feel a hundred times more confident and afraid of anything? I have a great deal. When it comes to crisis, I will take it apart and it will surely be a great deal. So since then, I have been brave enough to go forward and fight in the army, so I cannot take the lead, and the enemy is also suffering. I also cherish the only tip, and I have never been willing to use it for a few critical moments, such as the time when Xuzhou Cao Bao told me, such as the time when mountain lost his brother and brother two, for example, changyunpo ...... and every time, it is absolutely dangerous.

One day, I suddenly found my tip missing. And it is long gone. It seems that the tip has never existed.

I have two hobbies in my life: drinking and gambling.

I have already said this before, and it makes me feel awake for now. Gambling is a strange thing. I am not sure why I like it.

Big brother doesn't like gambling. He is thinking about some things more often. Brother Two doesn't like gambling either. He usually reads a book when he's okay. Not to mention the Military Division. If one day his wife did not quarrel with him, he may move a ladder to the roof to see the stars, but this time is generally rare.

I like gambling money. I like the calm atmosphere with my screen, and the thick-eyed scenes. It's really nice to have my blood in the moment when the celadon bowl was uncovered.

In fact, more often I think gambling is the same as fighting. One is gambling money and the other is gambling. In a casino, if you meet a master, your chances of winning will be much smaller. Similarly, on the battlefield, if you meet lub, you will have little chance of coming back. The difference is that I lose, win, and lose in the casino, but the opposite is true in the battlefield. This proves that your martial arts is inversely proportional to smart commerce, said Wei Yan. I have to admit that.

Speaking of Lub, I had to extend my thumb and shout out a good man. At that time, I, my eldest brother, and my second brother did not ask for cheap money from him. I really admire him. When I went back that night, my eldest brother frowned and sighed. I thought his teeth hurt and I took out a dog skin plaster to paste it to him, I am so lucky! I realized that the old brother was talking about Lu Bu. So I volunteered to pick up his head. Although I knew that he was more likely to pick up my head, my eldest brother's heart disease was my heart disease, big Brother's world is also my world, of course, the most important thing is that big brother will not let me go.

Although I didn't go there that time, I understood what my eldest brother meant. So in the next many occasions, my eldest brother and I were singing. He sang white faces and I sang black faces without making-up. When Lu Bu was destroyed by Cao in the white portal building, Cao asked his eldest brother to decide Lu Bu's life and death. I knew Lu Bu was dead. Although he mentioned his death, he did not know it, the JD was originally tied with a transparent thin wire underneath. When his bow rings, the ambush soldiers will drop the JD. Otherwise, even if his shot is refined, how can we put our brother's life on his stable play?

Lu Bu is dead. He asked me to have a drink with his second brother that day. I felt the feeling of floating again when I had two glasses of wine. I suddenly felt that I had been gambling all my life, I bet my treasure on my eldest brother. Only when he wins can I win, but who else will he bet on? Me? Is it brother 2? Or fighting? Or is he not involved at all? I am confused again when the competition is surging.

These days were overcast, with no mood. Looking at the people around me, I thought it was necessary to write them down, because I did not know that I might not be able to see them that day.

Wei Yan, the person sitting there looking up at the sky, is called. When Wei Yan killed Han Xuan in Changsha and saved Huang Zhong, he came and ran to the eldest brother. He was so angry that the Military Division was angry that he was dragged down and cut him down. At that time, I was puzzled by both my brother and I. When my eldest brother asked me to hire a military engineer, I wanted to cut down the guy who shook the bird's hair fan in the cold sky.

The eldest brother asked why the Military Division wanted to kill Wei Yan. The Military Division explained that Wei Yan's back brain had a reverse bone and it would be reversed in the future. In fact, I don't believe this sentence from the Military Division. At that time, Wei Yan was carrying a helmet, and the Military Division did not touch it. How did he know that Wei Yan was behind him? It is said that the Military Division and Wei Yan did not know each other before, and there is no reason to kill him as soon as they come up?

Later, Zilong quietly told me that at that time, Wei Yan and Huang Zhong voted for the eldest brother. When the Military Division came in from outside, did you find that Wei Yan did not say hello to the Military Division? I shook my head and said I didn't pay attention to it. Zilong said that is why the Military Division wants to kill him. I drank two bowls of wine that night and didn't know what was going on. I often didn't say hello to the Military Division. Why didn't the Military Division kill me? Zilong looked at me and smiled. It would be nice if you didn't kill him.

In fact, after Wei Yan came, I was very happy. Although he often teased me and told me that I was black and stupid, I also gave him a nickname called green head fly.

Wei Yan is actually not a wise man. He may not be better than me, but he often intentionally or unintentionally installs deep. For example, if we are going to attack a city together, I 'd like to say no to the past. We want to be wise. When he is still there to study, I have returned to the first level with the enemy. Of course, there were some reverse scenes. For example, when I was still investigating the terrain, he rushed out and waited for me to catch up, he has been shot by Ma Dai and sat down on the ground to give birth to his mother.

Wei Yan often likes to joke with me. Although his joke is not funny, for example, if we walk together on a horse, he will say to me, is your donkey grazing or eating noodles? I said that I was riding a horse, not a donkey. He would say to me seriously, I know, I am talking to your horse.

The Military Division has never liked WEI Yan, but he can still do it to Wei Yan. In fact, he is nice to anyone. The second brother and the Child dragon are always indifferent to Wei Yan. In fact, Wei Yan is very hard at work. I didn't see that he was trying to reverse it, but since the Military Division said that he had an opposite bone, that would naturally be more useful than 10.01 million sentences.

There are a lot of things that are preemptible, and many things are born out of nothing.

But the most important thing is that the cause of many things is often so ridiculous.

Zilong is a perfect person in a strict sense.

There should be nothing perfect in this world, but if I want to find someone infinitely close to perfection, I will think of Zilong.

Long Zi Long Wen Binbin, talking elegant, full of economic, playing the piano on weekdays, dancing style, ink, at first glance, like a book, but the eyebrows between can not hide a heroic, under a glance, the eyes were faintly domineering. When I first saw Zilong, I did not take him seriously. Although he had already won the ugly man at that time, I always felt that such a weak scholar was both a winner and a coincidence, that day, the ugly man said that he had diarrhea or had hemorrhoids. When a military engineer first saw Zilong, he said: Zilong, a hidden hacker!

I didn't really know Zilong until I fought changyunpo. When I learned that my sister-in-law fell behind the young master, I immediately went back and looked for him. When I met Zilong at QiaoTou, I turned my anger towards him. I scolded him for throwing * Cao, I was a mean little man. At that moment, I saw a ray of light shining in the eyes of Zilong. I suddenly felt a little scared. Zilong did not refute me, but turned the horse head and killed it back. It was a thousand troops and a thousand horses. I only said that I would never see Zilong again. When I regret it, seeing that Zilong was killed again, his blood was stained with his robe, and he glared. He didn't find my sister-in-law to me. Then he turned and killed me again. I hardly recognized him for the last time. During the first battle, Zilong was well known across the globe. When the two armies mentioned Changshan Zhao Zilong, they were all scared. I have been impressed by Zilong since then.

Zilong doesn't usually talk a lot, but he often tells me some truth. I want to find something I don't understand. For example, if I don't know why we called all day long, Zilong will say to me, you see the people in this world as if they were tumbling in a boiling pot, many people are competing to swallow this pot of meat. What we are doing now is to defeat these people and then destroy the fire.

Sometimes I can't help thinking, why is heaven so fond of Zilong? He has concentrated almost all the advantages of men, and there is another woman in the world who has never thought of marrying a man like Zilong?

But Zilong is not happy, I know.

In Guiyang, Zilong became a brother with a person named Zhao fan. Later, when the two drank alcohol, Zhao fan ordered fan, his brother-in-law, to pour out his wine. As soon as Zilong saw him, he was shocked by heaven, zhao fan saw that there seemed to be ten thousand pieces of love between the two men, so he wanted to fulfill the two of them. Zilong was furious and scolded Zhao fan. Later, the eldest brother made media for him, And Zilong refused to promise, saying that he had ruined his reputation for a girl. How can a good man suffer from no wife! So all the people in the world say that Zilong is a real husband.

But only I know that Zilong has been unhappy for so many years. On the surface, he is very happy and has been surrounded by women, but he told me that he has always missed that woman. Sometimes you don't have a choice. You don't really have a choice. When Zilong drinks a lot of wine, he said with red eyes.

In fact, if I want to change to my role, if I like a person, I will take her back when the sky falls down. However, I am not a child dragon, so I cannot appreciate his perfection, nor can I feel his pain.

God is actually fair. If you don't believe it, try it for a few days.