Zz adult joke Level 4 test (absolutely classic)

I. multiple choice questions (3 points for each question, 45 points in total)

1. 10 on the ground and 50 on the bed. Then a man gives 50 yuan to explain:
A, he has taste B, he is very smart C, he has money D, he is very strong

2. Several women eat popsicles in the park. Which of the following is the most likely female teacher?
A, B, C, C, D, with A wedding ring.

3, "Oh, shit !!!" Who said this sentence most likely?
A. Go out and step down the old Wang of Yuanbao
B. The burniture is full of sweat.
C. I got a free Nono test.
D. The first sperm to reach the destination

4. A girl plays an hour-long movie actress, but she only has one line from start to end. What is the most likely line?
A, Sorry, my English is poor!
B, ROOM!
C, My name is dummy.
D, Bye bye!

5. What kind of food do female prisoners hate most?
A, cucumber slices B, boiled meat slices C, Mapo tofu D, Curry fish balls

6. Four people in the dormitory saw a beautiful girl. Which of the following is the most pure?
A, B with black faces, C with white faces, D with red faces, and green faces

7. One person left Chengdu. Only 200 yuan was needed, but the man gave the driver 300 yuan. This man is most likely to be:
A, gay B, Gambler C, mentally retarded D, robbery

8. Why do Japanese people hate coconut?
A, because of the punishment of African chiefs
B, because the punishment of the US President
C. The punishment of the Chinese people
D. Because of the punishment of Goddess moon

9. In which of the following situations do I need to brush my teeth most?
A. Before the oral mucosal cell Observation Experiment
B. When the newlyweds meet again
C. after eating a Japanese specialty female
D. After the Japanese film history exhibition

10. A special person can straighten the spoon. For this reason, he won the Nobel Prize
A, economics prize B, Peace Prize C, physics prize D, biology prize

11. After a ship crashed, a female passenger and 10 male passengers floated onto a desert island. Who has the most nausea and vomiting?
A, female passenger B, male passenger C, God d, Reader

12. What is the most unreliable food in the world?
A, honest bean sandbags B, shame board sugar C, radish D, beef

13. What should I do if my husband finds that his wife is stealing his dinner?
A. Eat with her
B. Make one copy by yourself.
C. Go out for takeout
D. Don't eat it hungry

14. What should I do if I have the capital and store to do business?
A. Work B. Start a business C. Place a stall D. receive unemployment benefits

15. Some summer, a boy secretly made food in the dormitory and sprinkled some on the ground. Who knows that his girlfriend knocked at the door at this time, the boy thought it was the building manager and put the pot away. Who knows that the girl cried when she came in. What does the boy cook?
A. Spread eggs. Girls think their breasts are like spread eggs.
B. White Water eggs. Girls are afraid of getting eggs.
C. White porridge. Girls are afraid this is not good for boys.
D. Sauteed shredded silk. Girls do not like shredded silk.

2. Q &.

1. Briefly describe the significance of maydb. (5 points)

2. Complete the couplet based on the knowledge learned in this unit. (8 points)
A: I love you, angular hang, and you have A branch with A leaf.
B Chen Pi, two tablets, phlegm, swelling, and fire

3. It is said that the performance of yoga practitioners can be appropriately improved. How many times can a yoga guru have fun in a night? Please answer and try again. (8 points)

4. Discuss the similarities and differences between cucumber and man. (8 points)

5. Wu Zhongxian came to God after his death. God said that he was bad and should have gone to hell. However, when he is the host and brings so many jokes to everyone, let him choose one.
So Wu Zhongxian came to heaven and found that heaven was really beautiful, and there were beautiful bikini girls and Scotch whisky everywhere. He would like to choose here, but it is better to look at Hell, so he came to hell again. He suddenly found that the view of hell is the same as that of heaven, with bikinis and whisky everywhere!

How should we choose this?
Please help me with the selection and explain the reasons. (8 points)

6. There was a person who had been thirty years old, but his beard was sparse. what's even more strange is that he was bald. He asked you to meet him and guess his future fate. What is his future? (8 points)

7. Read the short article carefully and then answer the question. (10 points)
A u. S. Diplomat went to Japan for public work, and the Japanese side warmly received him. That night was a passionate Japanese girl. The diplomat felt very energetic. What impressed him most was the noble sound in the girl's mouth, which was full of strong tropical exotic customs.
The next day, Japanese guests hosted diplomats to play golf. At this time, Japanese officials are preparing to play a crucial ball. The American diplomat prayed in his heart that he hoped to be lucky to come to his side. Suddenly he could not help but learn the girl's voice last night and shouted.
At this time, Japanese officials were hesitant to turn around and confused and said: this is correct.
Please explain why Japanese officials say "Yes, that's right ".