ZZ Chicken Soup Poor Three generations, inspirational ruin life

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01
If you bloom, you fly.

02
This is a time of confusion and darkness,
It's going to be the next darkness waiting for you.

03
Efforts are not necessarily successful,
But it's so nice not to try.

04
In fact, there are some things you don't try.
There is no knowing what it's called despair.

05
You tried to find out,
The gap in IQ is insurmountable.

06
Like a person to confess,
Wan Yicheng the spare tire.

07
You think you're ugly and poor,
Nothing.
Don't despair,
Because at least your judgment is right.

08
Failure is not terrible,
The terrible thing is that you still believe in this sentence.

09
The girl who laughs is not bad luck.
To tell you the truth,
If a girl's luck has been bad,
I don't know how she can laugh.

10
Many people say the reason for choosing to go northward,
is a good opportunity for development.
But they say the development that
Actually, it means working.

11
We have heard many truths,
But it's been a bad life.
You can't solve the problem,
You're going to be a problem.

12
Do not fix the drawings endlessly,
You look ugly in reality,
We all know that.

13
If you like a girl,
Just study hard.
Find a good job and try to earn a lot of money
When she gets married, you get a little extra money.

14
Do you know why many boming from ancient times?
Because no one cares how long the ugly people live.

15
Gates suspended from business to become the world's richest man,
But it's Harvard University.

16
Girls who don't work hard,
There will be an endless store of goods,
The market is not finished shopping.
Hard-Working Girl,
You don't have time for a stall,
Because you can only work overtime to ask for takeout, shopping shop!

17
You work so hard.
Endured so much loneliness and pain,
But I don't know how good you are.

18
Not suitable is poor,
No feeling is ugly,
Love at first sight is good,
Well thought is money.

19
Don't worry, try to make money.
90% of the problems in life,
Can be solved with money.

20
Skilled use
"It's none of my business" and "it's none of your business."
Can save 80% of your life time.

21st
Look good to be a foodie,
A little-looking can only be called a git.

22
People who are smarter than me are still trying,
What's the use of my damn efforts?

23
Once an ugly duckling was ugly,
People have found that she is ugly,
But the taste is still very good.

24
I came to your city,
And you don't have a meal.

25
Don't say I'm fine.
I'm fine, why don't you?

26
He found him 1100 degrees and looked back,
The man was dancing the pole in the dim lights.

27
Will you suddenly appear,
Big health care on the street corner.

28
The days of the past become slow,
Cars, horses, mails are slow,
Only enough love one person in a lifetime.
But can be satisfied with a lot of concubines.

29
The hands of the son, the hand to turn away.

30
If you're well, you'll get it.

31
You think a girl likes it if it's cute?
You think you can be happy if you have the money?
You think only genius can find a good job?
I'm telling you, it's All TM!

32
When I was a child watching TV, I always thought
The daughters of a wealthy family are very bossy,
When I grew up, I found
In fact, many wealthy girls,
That's really the case.

33
People who used to think they had a relationship must be incompetent.
After contact found that people are better than you.

34
Life is like this,
There are laughter and tears,
Some people are mainly responsible for laughter,
Others are mainly responsible for tears.

35
You just need to see the other person's wonderful
God has a plan for you.

36
Most people's success depends on,
Not the hard work of thin hair,
It's not a dramatic opportunity,
But a long-established gift and birth.

37
Laziness is a good alibi,
It's as if you're diligent,
Can become a big thing.

38
Put a stone in a bottle,
It looks full, but it can pour in a lot of water.
The story tells us that
You can't have a drink before eating a buffet.

39
Your horse's hoof is a beautiful mistake,
I'm not a man, I'm a client.

40
I know the strong twist of the melon is not sweet,
But I can add sugar and quench my thirst.

41
When it rains, I miss you so
I dare not call you, I am afraid of thunder to kill you.

42
Leave you this time,
It is the wind, the rain, the night,
You laughed and scared me to the urine.

43
My lover is a heroes,
One day he will step on the colorful clouds to marry others.

44
I went to sleep with you halfway across China.
But only when you say,
Sleep you numb, get up hi.

45
I've done bridges in many places,
Have seen many times of clouds,
Drink many kinds of wine,
But I have not seen you so ignorant people.

46
You stand on the bridge to see the scenery,
The people looking at the scenery are upstairs to see you.
"Gee, that man is like a dog!" ”

47
Everything starts hard,
Then the middle is hard,
The final end is difficult.

48
Laughter is always easier than others,&
Eyes lines, dry lines, fine lines, crow's feet.

49
and lifelong,
The difference is that
It's a little bit longer.

50
Life is more than the present,
And the poetry that I can't read,
And can't reach the distance.

ZZ Chicken Soup Poor Three generations, inspirational ruin life