[Zz] Top Ten typical funny stories about women

[From: Sohu]
1 , Dinner Rocket experts told everyone: "recently, we have to send a few mice to Mars ." The voice hasn't fallen. A beautiful girl interjected and said, "This is too costly to kill rats !"

Women work with intuition, think about what things are like, do not investigate and study, and do not think rationally. Chairman Mao said that there is no right to speak without investigation and research. A woman can speak without a say. They feel good about themselves and do not take others' opinions seriously. This is especially true for beautiful women.

2. The female drew an apple on the blackboard and asked, "What is this, children ?" The children answered in unison: "Ass! "The female cried and ran out of the classroom and complained to the principal:" The children laughed at people. "The principal entered the classroom and said with a serious face:" How did you make the teacher cry? Ah! I drew an ass on the blackboard !"

I painted an apple as my ass, so I cried, but I complained about it. At present, women like to find problems from others, and they always think more and more grievance. As the saying goes, if people are not sages, what else can they do? Sages may be at fault, and women may not. They are always correct. Even if they are wrong, they are also a correct attitude.

3. Her daughter told her mother that her boyfriend committed suicide by taking the sleeping pill because she opposed her relationship with her boyfriend. Mother was surprised: "Have you committed suicide? "My daughter said," Fortunately, he got the wrong medicine and didn't die. "My mother said," I have already said that he is so careless that he cannot be a major event. You see, even this is a mistake. How can we trust it for life? "

Don't expect women to recognize mistakes. They don't have the habit of recognizing mistakes. If the error is one thousand, they have one thousand reasons to excuse themselves. What about destiny? The correct one is still her.

4. A woman walked into the post office and asked for an e-newspaper. After writing the paper, she threw it away. The second one is required. After writing, the second one is thrown. After the third piece is written, she handed it to the reporter and asked to send it as soon as possible. After the woman left, the reporter became interested in the three telegrams.

The first part says: everything is over, and I don't want to see you any more. The second part says: Don't call again, and never miss me again. The third article is: Take the nearest train and I will wait for you. If the first two telegrams are sent, everything is over. The third mail can be sent out, and the end point becomes the starting point.

Qiu Gill said that there are two things in the world that are the most difficult to deal with. One is the wall on this side, and the other is the woman on the other side. If a woman really goes to the other side, just let it go. But sometimes, they cannot change. When she says she hates you, she may already have you in her heart. When she says she does not hate you, she may not care about you anymore. You cannot take her words seriously. Because they are capricious, they have to deal with them with luck.

5. A kingfa woman got on the plane and sat down in the first class. The flight attendant came to check the ticket and told her: "Your flight ticket is from an ordinary cabin and you cannot sit here ." The woman said, "I am white and beautiful. I want to go to Los Angeles first class ." The flight attendant had no choice but to report to the team lead.

The team lead explained to the beauty: "Sorry! The ticket you bought is not the first class, so you can only sit in the ordinary class ." "I am white and beautiful. I want to go to Los Angeles first class ." The beauty still repeats that sentence. The team leader couldn't help it. He found the captain again.

The captain leaned over and whispered a few words to the beauty. The beauty immediately stood up and strode toward the ordinary cabin. The flight attendant was surprised and asked the captain what he said to the beauty. The captain replied, "I told her that the first class is not in Los Angeles ."

This kind of IQ still wants to take the first class! Some people say that beautiful women do not read books. If you don't want to study, What do you rely on? Face. White and beautiful women, with these two, dare to mix in the first class, and justified.

6. A beautiful female salesman went to the door to sell washing supplies, which was a great success. Someone asked her for marketing skills and said, "It's easy. My husband and I visited both of them at home, explaining their intentions to the husband and detailed the performance and features of the product. Finally, tell him you don't have to buy it right away. You can wait for the next time. At this moment, the hostess often shows a positive attitude and is eager to buy my stuff ."

Maybe you can find a woman who does not eat, but never can find a woman who is not jealous. The nourishment of vinegar makes women refined. Maybe they don't have too much wisdom, but some are flowers and eyes.

7. Two women met in the street. A said: "I received a subpoena from the court saying that an important case required me to testify in court tomorrow. "B:" Are you nervous? "Jia said:" I'm very nervous. I don't know what to wear. "

Women are good at making things smaller than dressing, makeup, male and female love. A man reads the biography of a great man, watching the political struggle. A woman reads the biography of a great man and watching the private sentiments of the harem. Men treat their careers as life, and women take life as career. Fashion and decent clothes are an eternal topic for women, from where they find confidence, satisfaction, and happiness.

8. A woman has a daughter, but she only buys a new dress for her daughter to let her son wear the old one. Some people laughed at her eccentric, and she explained: "for export, we must pay special attention to packaging ." If this person is from business, he must make a fortune. Marriage transactions also require a business mind, so her wisdom is not useless.

When I watched TV that day, a beautiful woman told her companion girl in a cynical tone: "Aren't we women a man's dress ?" This is not a good story, but it makes sense. First, women are hiding in their clothes and they cannot leave this packaging. Second, women pursue clothes and men pursue women.

9. A woman puts her wedding certificate into her portfolio, and then writes four words with humor: long-term meal tickets. There is a popular saying that doing well is better than doing well. It is a shortcut to marry. Everything you want will be "free of effort ".

Of course, you have to have a good capital. Generally, women exchange their wealth and power with their own youth and beauty. A woman who only exchanged a "long-term meal" must not be a beauty. Otherwise, she can switch to an ATM.

10. A fan cheerfully said to his girlfriend, "playing football is the same as playing football. If a pair of feet can stick to football like a candy, it will be successful ." My girlfriend said, "Well, it's just a kick !"

Women are insecure and always worried about being abandoned. Why are men not worried? Because men's personality and life are independent. Why can't women be independent? Why do we have to attach to others?