[Zz] Wonderful quotations from foreign netizens on computer programming languages

It should be known that no software engineer trained in professional ethics will agree to write a function like "Destroy Baghdad destroybaghdad. On the contrary, the basic professional ethics requires him to write a function "Destroy City destroycity", where "Baghdad" is a parameter. (Nathaniel s Borenstein)
There are only two computer languages: some languages are scolded every day, and others are not used. (Bjarne stroustrup)

 

 

Should the array subscript start from 0 or 1? My proposal is to make a compromise and use 0.5. I think they did not think about it carefully before turning it down. (Stan Kelly-Bootle)

Black magic programming:ProgramPeople know that some things are useless, but they will give it a try anyway. Sometimes these things work, for example, re-compile everything. (Karl lehenbauer)

Computer Language is like walking in the park. I mean Jurassic Park. (Larry Wall)

Even if you paint a napkin, XML is not one of the computer languages. (Charles Simonyi)

Using Tso, you just want to kick the dead whale on the beach. (Stephen C Johnson)

The object-oriented model allows us to write programs by means of aggregation. This generally means that it provides a method to write a program like a rotten noodle in a structured way.

The reuse of programs written by others is like picking sentences from others' stories and making them into a magazine.Article. (Bob Frankston)

(Blink label in HTML) is a joke, OK? If we know someone else uses it, we won't write it. (Mark Andreessen)

Software is just like sex. It is better if you don't need money. (Linus Torvalds)

I have a runable compiler that nobody wants to touch. They told me that computers can only do arithmetic. -- Rear admiral Grace Hopper

If you are not careful, you may think that programming is just a Program Statement to input a row-ward cunnheim

A language that does not contain everything is actually easier to use than a language that contains everything. -- Dennis M Ritchie

Jobs that advocate natural language programming will inevitably fail. -- Edsger Dijkstra

The pointer is like a jump, and it refers to it from everywhere between data structures. Introducing pointers in advanced languages is a regression. We may never be able to recover from this failure. -- Charles Hoare

First, learn computer science and those theories, then explore your own programming style, and then forget about those. -- George carrette

I am worried that the fate of the new object-oriented system will be similar to that of lisp. They can do a lot of things, but the weight of a complex class will collapse them. -- Bill Joy

If we want to countCodeWe should not regard them as the number of rows produced, but the number of rows consumed. -- Edsger Dijkstra

You can have both high-quality software and pointer operations. -- Bertrand Meyer

Grammar, young man. It has been re-granted the highest position in the Republic. -- John Steinbeck

You really believe that the bell and the whistle, the so-calledProgramming LanguageAre those wonderful features part of the solution, not part of the problem? -- Edsger Dijkstra

You must not follow the NULL pointer, and wait for you in chaos. (Note: imitating the tone of the Bible)-Henry Spencer

I think traditional languages are for birds. They are just an extension of the Von noriman computer. They have buried their noses in the dirt of words and addresses, and have done many silly things. We learned these silly tasks from programming, put them into computer languages, Fortran, PL/1, and almost all languages. -- John Backus

In the human class, writing code is higher than tomb theft, but lower than somewhere under management. (Gerald weberger)

If the programmer simulates a structure faster than the compiler implements this structure, the compiler may write poorly. (Guy Steele)

Class Struggle, some classes are successful, and some are eliminated. (Mao Zedong)

Class, which can be divided into three types: one is not working, one is wrong, and the other is not found. (Russell Baker)

Memory is like a climax, which is really much better than virtual memory. (Seymour Cray)