20 computer discipline, keep in mind that it's no harm to you

Ask me if I can fix the computer? Joking, how can not repair the computer. The notebooks are slowing down, aren't they? It's easy to take out a screwdriver, remove the keyboard from the handheld, and then clean the dust and grease it, then install the boot, and everything is OK.

What, that's your laptop? That sorry, I can't help you fix it, because if I help you fix it, I'll have to bear at least four consequences: 1. If I break down accidentally, I'll have to pay for it. 2. Even if I'm lucky, if I have a good computer, I'll be fine, but you'll just leave a thank you and think that's what I should do. 3. After I have successfully repaired you, you will often bring your friend's various notebooks to me to repair. 4. Then you'll ask for more until I can't. For example, clean up junk files or overclocking to get the system up at least 10 times times faster. 5. When I can not meet your requirements, you will naturally come back to a sentence: "Don't you learn computer?"

If I don't help you fix it, I'll just give you some good advice. For example, the notebook is still in the warranty period, I suggest you go after the sale of free maintenance, you will say, that will run so far, very troublesome, as you help me send it. If the notebook is over the warranty period, then I suggest you go to the computer city to find professionals to clean up, and then you will say, ah still need to spend 20 yuan Ah, ah, I still trust your technology, I am afraid of the computer city people to repair the broken, or you repair it.

"Sorry, I will not repair", but the perennial experience summed up after the choice of the best to avoid trouble excuses. Why don't you fix it just because you're not my next of kin.

Repair computer 20, always keep in mind:

1. First of all remember this sentence: Never admit that you are a master, because the title is to pay the price.

2. After receiving a strange phone call, be sure to ask what the other person is doing, and then tell him (her) where you are currently.

3. Never try to solve a problem by phone or QQ, the other party may not know what the menu is, this can not blame them, can only blame yourself, because you are always lazy to explain to them.

4. Don't think you can solve the problem immediately, because you encounter a system that is always crashing or a system that is on the verge of collapse.

5. If the other person allows you to reinstall the system, then do not try to do any repair work, because the reload system is the quickest way to solve the problem.

6. In addition to asking what information needs to be backed up, you should not ask the other party any questions, unless you have a particularly strong psychological tolerance.

7. Learn to be conservative, each time before the start, remember to tell each other: "I may not finally solve the problem, but also to continue?"

8. The appearance of the computer inspection is always the first, to see if the line is connected to the normal, to see whether the USB interface connected to other devices and so on.

9. Believe that the hardware's ability to resist noise, as far as possible, do not open the other side of the chassis.

10. It is a sad thing to be treated as a wreck without being made a doctor.

11. Be prepared to be scolded by others, because people who do not know computer knowledge often know how to evaluate others. If someone says his memory has 200G, you must not correct said is hard drive, otherwise, your misfortune is coming.

12. Do not know what the menu is the person, general will also know how the virtual memory, according to his request to adjust on it, anyway this will not affect you to complete the repair work.

13. Tell each other, you do not have any anti-virus software, otherwise, you installed anti-virus software are the worst, but also the most problematic.

14. Don't let yourself become the master of handling printer trouble, tell you, printer trouble things can be more than the computer.

15. Do not help others to buy computers, especially assembly machine, unless you want to recite the rebates, and then every day fart to help them deal with the fault.

16. Do not resent the following two words, it will accompany you for a long time: the first sentence: "My computer has a big problem." The second sentence: "You still come to help me to see." ”

17. Try not to move someone else's computer, otherwise, a few days later, your action will cause his system to collapse and bring complaints.

18. Do not correct anyone else's mistakes unless you have the ability to convince others.

19. Do not send any electronic documents to each other as far as possible, because your files are likely to be blamed for viruses.

20. Don't be afraid to blame, because you can't escape.