A blend of 49 humorous sentences of the classic rice farmer

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01. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
Early rice farmers have nothing to do, late farmers also nothing to do!

02. And a mm controversy whale is not a fish, finally I said "Yue I also bring personal words", she only agreed that whales are not fish.
And a customer debate com good or CN good, finally I said "Sina is used. com.cn", she agreed to buy me. com.cn

03. The iron pestle can grind into the needle, but the wood pestle can grind into a toothpick, the material is wrong, again diligently also useless.
Do not think you have a domain name is farmers, do not think you note hundreds of domain name is large.

04. If the reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint.
If you register a domain name, you can sell tens of thousands of, then I have become a billionaire.

05. Life can not be like cooking, all the materials are ready to pot.
Domain name can not be like cooking, the rice into the pot, and so on the rice cooked.

06. I heard that women are like clothes, brothers like siblings. In retrospect, I unexpectedly divvying the naked Ben for 20 years!
I heard a rubbish rice can sell tens of thousands of, these years, I also throw away a lot of billion. Next year, continue to throw hundreds of millions of.

07. Wear other people's shoes, go their own way, let them fight to find it.
See others cheat, see others are fooled, remember them yy go.

08. There is a very old legend that the Bupt campus can see beautiful people will live forever ...
There is a very old legend, the price of the domain name must be better than to buy the domain name ...

09. Can the world's eggs unite to break the stone?! So be a person or be realistic ...
Do you just register the domain name would like to sell, so the domain name investment or to be realistic [wait to drop it] ...

10. Not afraid of the tiger-like enemy, the pig is afraid of the same teammates!
Not afraid of rice to sell, it is afraid to sell the price!

11. Summer is bad, when I'm poor, I don't even have the northwest wind ...
More than rice is not good, someone asked me how much this rice? I'm still there to check if this rice is mine.

12. I once had a pair of wings, but I did not use it to soar in the sky, but in the pot stew soup ...
I've been in the market for 2000 years, but then I sold two letters hundreds of ...

13. Shuizhi, the person to the cheap is invincible!
Rice is not good, it is much also.

14. I'm not a casual person.
I usually do not sell rice, I sell rice are hundreds of together to sell.

15. Today a group of Yue I come to our school to visit-to tell the truth, this is the first time I saw wearing clothes Yue himself!
Today, finally have a direct customer--to tell the truth, the first time to see direct customers that the original long!

16. How far the mind is, how far you roll!!!
Your rice is so creative, you have a lot of rubbish!!!

17. I am very poor, my family's maid is also very poor, my family's gardener is also very poor, my family's driver is also very poor ...
I want to quarrel, I want to buy a computer, I want to buy a house, I want to buy a car, so I have to sell rice ...

18. Bank charges said: "This is in line with international practice!" "The service said:" To consider China's national conditions! ”
CNNIC said: "Registration as long as 1 yuan!" "I said again:" 50 yuan for the renewal fee.

19. Riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, he may be the Tang priest, with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be bird people.
The person who buys the domain name is not necessarily the farmers, he may be the direct customer, the person who sells the domain name must be farmers, it is not likely direct customer.

20. Bosom just like pregnant, time long can let a person see out.
Domain name investment is like a noisy stock, the last person waiting for a quilt.

21. Stand higher and pee farther.
The more you note, the worse you die.

22. A college student minimum goal: Peasant woman, Spring, a bit of field
A rice farmer minimum goal: Park back to this

23. My friend's name on his girlfriend's cell phone is "he," and then they break up and become "it."
My friend has a lot of three miscellaneous, often say "three miscellaneous Long Live", later sold out, became "four numbers long live" ...

24. Do not look for me, something not to find me!
Do not want to buy rice also to help me top stickers, want to buy rice to top stickers!

25. You think I'm going to watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
You think I'm going to give it to you easily? I will kill you-domain price!

26. Buddha Yue: "The past 500 times to return to this life in exchange for a pass." I would rather be used to the world a pass to exchange 500 times in this life.
500 four letters to sell 1000 yuan, I would rather sell a three letter in exchange for 1000 yuan.

27. What am I going to do to kill your lover ...
What am I going to do with you?

28. The network is like a prison, it was stolen a wallet came in, and so out of the time to learn everything.
Domain name investment is like a dye, originally I was to buy rice station, later found that I was also a farmers.

29. The reason why Angels fly is because they see themselves very light ...
The reason the domain name can be sold is because my price is very low ...

30. I want puppy love, but it's late ...
I'd like to register for Yahoo., but it's already been taken ...

31. You're from the rite!
Brother！ You buy it!

32. I love you! It's none of your business.
My domain price is hundreds of thousands of, what's your business?

33. Art is boundless, repent!
The value is limited, sells is good!

34. Life T MD fun, because life old T MD play me!
Domain name true T MD good note, because the domain name old T MD is not worth money!

35. I only believe two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
Easy domain I only have two IDs, one for posts and one for top stickers.

36. My bed does not know who daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law does not know in whose bed!
I often buy other people's domain name, my domain name does not know who buys!

37. I really want to personally care about your grandfather cry: Dad!
I really want to register is 50 yuan, the renewal fee is 1 yuan!

38. Beikeda cheated my university four years, so I intend to use Beikeda to teach my knowledge to cheat Society for a lifetime!
Someone put me to the top of the meter to 1000 yuan, so next time I will put it up to 2000 yuan!

39. Friends of my Side ah, you quickly become famous, so that my memoirs can be sold ~ ~ ~ ~
Noisy rice farmers friends, you make money quickly, earn back to buy my rice ~ ~

40. When you wear the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe ...
When you put this four number to 1000 yuan, my four number also appreciated ...

41. Never seen such a disgusting school--the mid-term exam is scheduled for May 8!!!
Never seen such a rubbish domain name--china.cn the chnia.cn!!!

42. House prices are getting higher, so there are fewer good men ...
Registration price is getting lower, so, the domain name is more and more worthless ...

43. If I do the emperor, I will seal you as Prince!
If I have money, I'll buy your rice!

44. Has not become an outstanding university student, depends on is the strong quality!
Note 1000 meters have not sold half, rely on the persistence and tenacity!

45. I have been complained of! The client said I gave him no image of the MP3 file!
My ID is sealed! Moderator said my rice looked like vomiting.

46. Life is sometimes like being raped by eunuchs-resistance is pain, no resistance or pain!
It's like being raped--if you don't, somebody else will!

47. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!
Sell your domain cost *500000%!

48. East Sunrise to the West rain, mentor heartless I intentionally.
Don't want to buy rice, just want to sell rice.

49. Hugging is such a strange thing that it is so close that you can't see each other's faces.
Read the article people, are strange things, obviously many people look, but do not see the replies.