Because I'm an Aries.

When I first entered the school, I had a very limited understanding of the film, and the amount of reading excluded less than 50.

That day I saw "big event" in the dormitory, the Fat Man of the opposite bedroom came over to rub the smoke, walked through my side very deliberately shook his head.

"What? Have you seen the big event? Is that long shot a bunker?" I'm excited to discuss it with him.

"Don't you think that long lens is too contrived?" Johnnie's characteristic is to the actor's dispatch, suggested you go to see his "gun fire", the market that scene is called the fort. The Fat man picked up the cigarette case on my desk, first smoked one and then took three more.

I saw "gun fire" under the suggestion of the Fat Man, I think it is really very good. As a highly self-respecting Aries, I watched all of Johnnie's films at the same time, hoping to stay out of the discussion with the Fat Man.

"In addition to" gun fire "," Dark War "and" PTU "is also very good," underworld "is proof of Johnnie's hale and hearty. "When the fat Man came to rub his cigarette again, I started this topic." I know he will be next to say "Alang story" or "Happy Ghost hit Ghost" Such antique films, and so he said, I just calm the spit ring, say "too cool", can be invincible.

"Director is by hormone film, Johnnie has not, you should see the Galaxy other people's films, such as" floral "" very suddenly ", I am very optimistic about Zhendazhi and Shanehai. ”

I rub, this Nima not according to the routine card, said people I have never heard ah.

The Fat man threw a blank face of me, and took me five cigarettes.

As an Aries with high self-esteem, I decided to make up for the history of Hong Kong cinema. So I opened the time network and watercress, all the higher scores of the film have seen. In order to deal with the fat, I decided to mention the fruit in the next conversation, as a literary and small director, chatting about Fruit's film is the first choice to install force.

"What do you think of it? Is it the most humane director in Hong Kong besides Hui-hua?" I asked when the fat man came to rub his cigarette. Note, here I also mentioned Xu-Hua, as well as the humanistic feelings, simply enter can be guarded.

"Shift 2, have you seen it?" The Fat man repeated the same trick.

"Well, Chen can be the producer, Bihua screenwriter, Chung Art direction, du Feng Photography, very luxurious lineup." "I deliberately spoke quickly to show myself to their acquaintance.

"I was to make you notice one of the other Director Park. The Hong Kong film is dead, you know? Both Japanese and Taiwanese films are half-dead, only Korean films can represent Asia's highest standards, and park is the leader of Korean films, "Joint Garrison" know? The Revenge trilogy, you know?

The Fat man said, a sadness of his unfortunate appearance, of course, this time he took me half a carton of smoke.

As an Aries with high self-esteem, I decided to make up for the history of Asian cinema. In this semester, I watched the movie day and night, even when the time to look at the tube is "a cloud on the horizon" (caused by the sequelae is I now see the watermelon on the erection). In this way, I became an expert in Asian films, exports from the Groove Jian second and small Jin, or join Bong June Hao and Kim, of course, Majid Majidi such a clumsy name also in mind, at hand is often placed a "toad oil." Who wants to talk to me about the future of Asian movies, I must first talk to him about the development of Thai type films.

When the Fat man came into our dormitory again, I was ready to beat him, because as long as the Asian movies I found online, I can tell the story stem, and this time I decided to striking, waiting for him to speak first.

The Fat man seems to know that I have a semester of effort, the heart of fear, he did not talk about the film, but talk about the identity.

"The center of Contemporary Culture in the west, Asia will always be able to curry, this situation is not changed in a short time." ”

"But Kurosawa is very cool, his movies affect Hollywood. ”

"Oh, is Hollywood going to be affected? No, Hollywood is like a sponge, absorbing the essence of the country's films, and Asian filmmakers always want their approval. For example, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, which is the martial arts film to Hollywood, who really studies kung fu movies who like? Alas, the world's films are assimilated by Hollywood. From the Golden age, this pattern is doomed-Henrykin, Wilder, Othon Wills, these are the real master. ”

Fat deliberately at the end of an English, put my foil more embarrassed, this time he did not rub smoke, but asked me to borrow 500 yuan, said to be in the Watercress Film Group in the United States to soak a few sister, to open a room.

As a very high self-esteem Aries, I decided to take my sister to open the House, of course, if I finished studying the American film. So in the next school year, I bought a member of the Thunderbolt, cut off all elective courses, the more than 80 years of all the Oscar nominations for the film have been read. To test my own strength, I also played solitaire with myself, such as Wilder-De Palma-Martin Scorsese-Spielberg-Spielberg, and I could play all afternoon.

A year later, I just finished reading "Avatar", ready to find a fat chat. My idea is to talk about the Polar Express from the motion capture technique in Avatar. Then he mentions Robert Zemiski's "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," followed by Spielberg's "AI" and Kubrick's "2001 Space Odyssey," and finally summed up the lofty pursuit of American filmmakers in technology and art. , of course, after the chat, incidentally let him return that 500 dollars.

I came to fat bedroom when he was staring at the computer screen, a lonely face. Seeing me coming, I asked for a cigarette.

"Did you see Avatar?"

"Can you not talk to me about movies today?" The Fat Man interrupted me.

"Why?"

"Because Rohmer, a film poet who feeds all of Europe, died." ”

I did not speak, as a strong self-esteem of Aries, I also very good, I do not have the heart of a person in grief to let him return money, more importantly, I have never heard of Rohmer.

The next story is to repeat the above process, I began to learn the history of European films. Because close to graduation, I do not have enough time to lie in the bag, so whenever I finish a master, go to talk with the fat, but anyway, fat always talk about my soft rib.

For example, I asked: Have you seen Kieslowski's "double-sided Veronica Card"?

Fatso: Have you seen Emilian's "Veronica decided to die"?

I asked: Have you seen Antonioni's China?

Fatso: Have you seen the "socialist China is not to be maligned" by the publishing house?

In this way, I still failed to return the 500 dollars when I graduated.

Until the day of leaving school, everyone drank staggered, I hold the fat, big feeling.

"If I wasn't Aries, I wouldn't have been in college for four years and wouldn't be a virgin now," he said. ”

The Fat man smiled, didn't speak, and took out a cigarette from my cigarette case.

"How many movies have you ever seen? Don't you feel tired?"

I finally left my self-esteem behind and asked the question that bothered me for four years.

The Fat man smoked two cigarettes, and from my cigarette case took a few, lift baggage, silently out of the bedroom, leaving me vacant.

A few minutes later, I received a message from a fat man with only seven words in it-because I am also an Aries.