Disturbing "Big Data Life"

Source: Internet
Author: User
Keywords Customer service customer pizza Mr. Chen

The phone rang at a pizza shop and the customer service officer picked up the phone.

Customer service: XXX pizza shop. Hello, what do you need me to serve you?

Customer: Hello, I'd like a copy of ...

Customer: sir, please let me know your membership card number first.

Customer: 16846146***.

Customer Service: Hello, Mr. Chen! You are living in Quanzhou Road, 12 floor, room 1205, your home phone is 2646****, your company phone is 4666****, your mobile phone number is 1391234****. Which telephone would you like to pay for?

Customer: Why do you know all my phone numbers?

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, because we are online to the CRM system.

Customer: I'd like a seafood pizza ...

Customer Service: The seafood pizza is not for you, Mr. Chen.

Customer: Why?

Customer Service: According to your medical records, your blood pressure and cholesterol are high.

Customer: What can you recommend?

Customer service: You can try our low-fat healthy pizza.

Customer: How did you know I would like to eat this?

Customer Service: You borrowed a low-fat healthy diet at the Central Library last Monday.

Customer: Good. How much do I need to pay for a family size pizza?

Customer Service: 99 Yuan, this is enough for your family six stuttering. But your mother should eat less, she had a heart bypass surgery last month, and she was in recovery.

Customer: Can I have the credit card?

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, I'm sorry. Please pay cash, because your credit card has been maxed out, you still owe the bank 4807 Yuan, and not including mortgage interest.

Customer: I'll go to the ATM nearby.

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, according to your record, you have exceeded the withdrawal limit today.

Customer: Forget it, you can just give me the pizza home. How soon will you arrive?

Customer service: About 30 minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can ride yourself.

Customer: Why?

Customer Service: According to our CRM global http://www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/17404.html "> Positioning System, Vehicle tracking system is recorded automatically. You have registered a motorcycle with a car number of SB-748, and you are currently riding the motorbike on the right side of the east section of Jiefang Road.

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