Expose your pseudo intelligent life

This article is a three-table in the Sohu it sponsored 2014 China Intelligent Games on the theme talk show "Debunk your fake intelligent life" record. Please click on the video to play in the WiFi environment.

What a wonderful weekend ah, you as a group of technical men, science and technology curtilage, but sit here to participate in an intelligent games, should not go with girlfriend to Stroll street what? Well, first of all you have to have a girlfriend.

It's not easy for me to come here from the East Rim. Become a media person also for more than a year of time, save a pile of mobile power is not save what money, in order to such a grand one will I a hard-hearted with an application called a car, I get on the bus to tell the driver I want to go to the bird's nest, I want to attend the intelligent games As soon as the driver listened to the old excitement, it felt like a drug-Ko Jindong. Young man, I tell you, now these smart devices are fucking people, you say that Google glasses to shoot a photo even friends can not share what use AH "is really the world, I did not think the driver of the technology industry also so understand." "Are you from media people?" "Hi!" It's worse than that, I've been in the development of smart watches before I opened the lease.

I took part in the first intelligent games last year. At that time to the entrance to the red carpet and to the cameraman pendulum pose, greatly satisfied with a media from the growing vanity, this year these links are gone, it seems that the central eight provisions have been implemented; last year, a female model took a Google glasses to the station, A bunch of tech enthusiasts around taking pictures, the focus is not in the face at all, and this year it's a bit of dirt; last year I was here to witness the birth of a Guinness Book of World Records, 400 vivo made up one of the worlds largest mobile phone puzzle, in order to care for patients with intensive phobia, this year the similar link was canceled. Originally a famous handset manufacturer wants to assemble 800 mobile phone to challenge this record again, later combine the heat wave staff that set up together really cannot close, had to drop.

When it comes to smart hardware, I have in the past video programs in the basic to spit trough, and then a sharp comment: You are not jealous of Samsung, Apple these manufacturers, you are not a bit of a desire to red? Later, I did a program on the century Good luck couple bracelet launched a senseless attack. I thought this time I am a keeled, the result sharp Netizen again said: "Others have how diligently, you know?" You don't kill the national enterprise innovation, okay?

The annoying thing does not say, since the intelligent industry is so hot, we might as well imagine the future of intelligent life. 7 o'clock in the morning, the bedroom lights cua light, Curtains brush open, music sounded, yes is your favorite one of the first "my skateboard shoes", coffee machine began to work automatically, still your favorite cat excrement plus garlic flavor. You stretch and pillow. Built-in 24 motors, strong body flexibility, to touch, sound, ultrasound to make direct or indirect response can also download the latest action from the cloud Lin Ling-ling, a morning. You walk to the bathroom, the bathroom lights and the music opens automatically. You don't have to bend over, the smart toilet has already sensed your arrival, automatically opens the big mouth, the deodorization mode also opens correspondingly, when you beads, it begins to analyze your urine, measure blood pressure and pass the data to the family doctor through the network connection. When you have finished washing, into the kitchen, the coffee has been cooked, the bread has been heated up, began to enjoy breakfast. The head of the white face to eat a few mouth, to 8 o ' clock, you do not miss the downstairs 2 road car, which you go out of the mode of leaving home, power, curtains all closed, security system began to start. To the unit you can also see through the webcam cat dog at home Gala ha, if there is the next door old Wang disorderly, you minutes to lock him in the closet, immediately kill home, give him a caught in the ark. Lao Wang said, I am waiting for the bus, do you believe it?

The rest of the day I do not look forward to, because the fantasy is too bad for the body, as a north drift we go to the bathroom or practice the pressure spray technology. Smart home development So many years can not be really popular, the first of the expensive price factors, tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands of, if not public funds who can afford AH. So since last year there have been many civilian-level products, such as smart bulbs, smart door locks, intelligent sleep sensors, smart leather, so that the cock silk feel: Technology has not given up on us.

Finish talking tall. Smart wearable devices have been widely used. If you can summon the Dragon with seven rings, the dragon may be everywhere today, and if I say today we are going to hold the thought of three watches aloft, we can all hang up on our arms with three smart tables. Smart watch, healthy hand ring, Bluetooth protection, this year you do not do some of these products in Zhongguancun are embarrassed to greet people. I have a good friend named Gander, with a particularly pleasant face but in a serious marriage website work, once we have a string, he gave me a few bracelet, said that this is their high-tech products lovers hand ring called Miss U, please I find some friends to check. I gave a cousin a, a week later I asked him how hurrying, he said: Alas! Brother! Want to hear the truth? You're wearing a bracelet that doesn't have a bath center.

Why do some entrepreneurs get into this stuff, and I think there are a couple of reasons. First of all, some people feel that they are the hands of the circle of jobs, brain holes open, drinking beer hiccups are a feeling of taste. And then there's the VCs chasing their asses for money, it's said that you're sitting in Wemedia Pub. As long as the opposite people talk about the intelligent industry, immediately from the corner of countless people ask you: Sir, need to invest, I phase you this adultery, investment is a vote. Emma, in the past so enthusiastic only three Li Tun of wine, ah, and then there is the factory very to the force, a variety of molds than you collect the ppt template more, sell me a sign to call three watch hand ring, turned sold Liu Yan affixed a brand called deep V hand ring.

I'm a bit distressed about smart hardware entrepreneurs, you get out of the same thing, your product is not sticky, you light up wax to make things very powerful, but in a look at the face of the community because you are too ugly product even try to try, and some start lively is also a friend Circle brush screen, the result of a year after the delivery, Is waiting for the feeling came, the result of millet one, the northeast ball most fort's hand ring as long as 77, all the rest of the vegetables, after the dish after the media, peddling a win nine defeat experience, to start the entrepreneurial mentor to win Bai Fumi embarked on the peak of life.

Some people with the bracelet is even more strange, and never exercise what do you bring sports bracelet? I have a friend called Xiao Ming, with a healthy hand ring, known to monitor heart rate, blood pressure what, xiaoming sat on the chair every day staring at these data, and finally because of hemorrhoids and anxiety depression and death.

My overall attitude towards the development of intelligent products is to remain optimistic in the pessimistic, intelligent products need frequent iterations to perfect, iterative is not the micro-plastic surgery, the user like a mouse to the entrepreneur has laid the cornerstone of success, so everyone less fooled some also be considered to their own good. I have a fear is the product of intelligent people have become stupid, scientists say smart devices including mobile phones will damage the neural function of human brain, to impair the thinking, people become stupid to cold! Let's calm down and think about it indeed, now couples back home mobile phone app call a meal, eat bowl do not wash, sit sofa Two brush friends Circle Brush Friends Circle, watch video watching video, one night two people said a word: you go down to turn off the lights! Father and mother have no mobile phone pro, can not indifference?

According to Russian media, more than 3.5 million couples in China filed for divorce in 2013, almost 13% more than the previous year, a figure estimated at least doubling this year because of the very strong couple's hand rings that have been given to the various positioning attributes (surveillance). And those who charge N times a day of gadgets, so serve you, you are my father or my watch Ah!

I seem to have sown too much negative energy, let us be happy, to see the current PM2.5 index is how much, well, than I did before the performance dropped a lot, we have finally done a bit of the media, thank you.