Marketing Master Duke: So hype to become the Overlord

Duke surname Ginger Small white, this name sounds like a serious lack of IQ, small white sounds as if now people keep pet name, can this small white originally was a hero, especially good at the situation, with their own monarch status about public opinion.

Plainly, little white is the most adept is to play pig eat tigers, eat small losses accounted for a big bargain. All day extrusion deputy Shing, the cause of speculation from small to big, from domestic to do international, finally when the spring and Autumn period of the first overlord.

You pretended to be sick, I came to see

In chronological order, elder brother small correction has the legal first inheritance, the throne of Qi is 108,000 miles away from the small white. In the race for the throne of the transnational marathon, small white on the show to play silly talent, deception, posturing, pretending to die, cheated Guan Zhong, first step back to Qi when the monarch.

There is no legal succession but sits on the throne, some of the domestic dead Heart minister is not too buying. Opposition leader Yong Linjun simply wrote a sick leave, said to eat white and black, eyes sleepy, can not work. A non-violent non-cooperation.

I heard that Yong Doctor has a cold, and a lot of the middle brass also have a fever.

Not face, boss first day to go to work on strike. Change the eldest brother may be angry, but small white not urgent, the face blooms the big Shing of the sign type, the kind of, you pretend to be ill, that the king will give you to visit. Told the Minister of Public Relations, make a phone call, call the television station and the newspaper to follow up. A line lengthened http://www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/31422.html "> Rolls-Royce Mighty, drive to Yong Mansion."

Yong Junzheng and the size of the aunt in the living room mahjong will, the hand of the wind shun. Touch to 13, open mouth ready to shout "cool", heard the bulletin said that a little retarded boss came, teeth almost bit off the tongue. I'm dizzy! Played mahjong for decades, never seen such a card. Yong Linjun Scurry crawled, hurriedly back to the bedroom lay in bed loaded dead.

It's late, it's too late! Small white already stride first came in, blocked the way, holding Yong Linjun hand, spit-Star Straight spray, my Uncle Yong, how you sick ... Oh, playing mahjong? Play well, play well, play mahjong to help prevent Alzheimer's disease.

Yong Linjun face flushed, not wait to make a response, heard in the distance shouted: Two handsome boy shook hands to this side smile. The flash of light crackled, and the little memory of the gang rushed up. This surprise is serious, mentally retarded eldest brother also brought the media, this time ugly big.

Now have the eyes of the Judge Yong Linjun old gentleman is not light, see that sweat flow, that face green, and the big disease when the eyes can not conceal the powerlessness, disquietude sense, look at let people worried. Small white very sincere, clasped his hands do not put, said Yong uncle, you old peace of mind recuperate, have free to rub mahjong will practice the fingers Zen work ... Said the corner of the eye a hint, a package of health medicine handed up.

Next to the reporter is very able to read, see Yong Linjun lip Shini, expression desire in the blowout point, the microphone in time handed up. Yong Linjun speechless coagulation (must be gas), two lips shiver for a long while, spit out a Hao Yan, have so good boss, I go to work tomorrow, the old bones are slightly less than the FireWire! The audience burst into applause.

The next day, street Newsboy Yang newspaper shouted: Sell newspaper, "boss High-profile visits, staff appreciate coagulation" ... The headlines of the newspaper show Little White's Shing, the image of which is brighter than the sun. Yong Yi and other people can't resist, admit bad luck! Take the cold medicine and go to work.

To greet the enemy, Germany complained

With the visiting speculation stabilized the boss's seat, small white thought of a man, a nearly hurt him, ruined his life man. Midnight sleep, small white get up on the ground to find an ant, I stepped on, I stepped on! Long a breath, overnight to Ahasuerus sent a telegram. The telegram is concise, four words: small correction, own, Guan Zhong, sent.

Ahasuerus dare not snub, execute small correction, will guan Zhong repatriation. Minister Baoshu, playing small and Guan Zhong with a pants, friendship than the broken back of the firm. In the ground picked up an ant arm, tears whirling, said: "Eldest brother, ants can do ant force God, Qi State the fetish will be towering unstoppable, crushed that is waste!" Little white finger on the corners of the mouth, looking at the stars of the sky, this ant has so God, to strike, for ant force God, endure a endure, spared the Guan Zhong.

The rest of the matter, the fear of Guan Zhong this slick golden ant fighter will be done. The small white face and floating up the killing Shing, under the hand of the man was a shiver. Low-key person, high-profile work, this trick no one play than this retarded eldest brother came Shunliu.

Inside and outside smoked fragrant, small white collar A class guard of honor, gongs and drums, came to the outskirts of the capital Linzi. The people thought to engage in carnival activities, the audience surrounded three floors outside the three floor.

Finally, when the distant Wanderer returned, 21-gun salute to the sky yelling. Hear that cannon, just under the paddy wagon of Guan Zhong calf belly weak, almost kneeling wail. Grozi, do not like the gunfire of the execution, that will scare heart disease. Small white three step and make two steps, welcome forward to catch his hand to confide, a tube, you come back! Do you know that the arrow did not hit my body but hit my heart, so that I never forget you.

Guan Zhong This when son Laolei, estimate most is the lacrimal gland is stimulated by full-bodied aroma. To finish the welcome word, take advantage of Guan Zhong startled a at first glance did not slow down God, small white pulled him to squeeze on his own car, to the city drive.

Back to the city, small white continue to hype, and Guan Zhong launched a eloquence debate game. The site is located in ancestral, which is consecrated to the temple of the gods, the standard one. Small white problem is especially suitable for Guan Zhong play, so Guan Zhong talk, in the TV live screen show his golden Ant warrior style, SMS voting history record. Small white seize the opportunity to strike the iron, built a earthen jar, worship Guanzhong for phase.

Too face, live for most of my life has not enjoyed such a high standard of VIP treatment. Guan Zhong's lacrimal gland was summoned by the heart, and the two eyes became the tap of the faucet. Immediately bitterly said, would have shot small white eldest brother an arrow is completely ghost cover eyes, but also vowed henceforth to continue to burn the small universe, life for the Qi injected hormones.

In the face of such an outcome, we all have no language, the retarded is the lack of root tendons, there is no revenge, but also lest others do not know his silly, make a grand uproar. Good for evil, eat a big loss, he also a face Shing, this kind of boss world hard to find, have the opportunity to do his horse take advantage of him, see Grandor.

With grass people and people

Small white Heart also think of that numerous subordinate worker ants. Ants need more.

The top of the high Ant Guan Zhong's heart, small white opened a avantgarde trendy job fair. Built a big yard, inside a pile of firewood, external advertising, said that the talent came, I small white on the ignition to welcome him.

All over the fashion of the boys are worried about no chance when the boss of the horse, watching the ads, blood boiling, but calm a think, are squatting in the doorway waiting, who also dare to be the first to eat crabs. No way, small white Shing, let a person look at not trust his IQ.

This job fair has been held for a year, not one to apply for an interview, an unprecedented failure.

Finally an eastern suburb of the rural Wang, will be a little bit of "99" arithmetic to call themselves actuaries, come to apply. Xiao Bai is resistant to ask, you will recite 99 multiplication table, what kind of talent? That actuaries have self-knowledge, Giggle said, where where, but I heard that eldest brother waited for a year, the result is deserted, no one to accompany you play, it is everyone afraid you have a bad memory, come and not ignition. I nine years of compulsory education did not finish, to apply for a job, you are still the same fire, the matter spread out, outside of the undergraduate students will see how?

Small white hype cell is exceptionally developed, "actuaries" words, like a match ignited his brain in the speculation of natural gas, immediately lit, epiphany. He shouted at his throat, and he said, "The fine master senior talent, the pile of firewood poured 10 barrels of petrol, ignition!" With a pair of faces, respectfully entertained the rustic folks.

The pile of wood, which had been idle for a year, lit up a fire, and the image of a senior actuary carrying an abacus and a goatee was shining in the firelight. Small white to outside threatened, this master, senior, can close eyes can back multiplication table, talent! We are the only people, not a major academic, ready to appoint him as the Minister of Finance and the President of the National Bank. Qi's mouthpiece has been dispatched, the carpet bombing, the 24-hour report of the actuary, the ratings are higher than the idol drama. The intersection of advertising big signs unified in the master's photos, inspirational advertising language can make people excited heart attack died: Impossible is nothing!

Squatting in the doorway of the friend ruthless smoked himself a mouth, a hillbilly can also become a star, that I 211 school graduation, four level English, three computer plus giant and love to reach people, enter the application that fire to burn more prosperous? Stop hesitating, the door is bursting, and the shirt is on.

With the help of the township Mino Hype, all over the wizards have been admiring. In less than a few years, the overall national strength of Qi is flourishing, the arm is stronger than the individual thigh is thicker. Small white Shing with a trace of loneliness, the domestic has no adversary, and then the fool can not find the hype market. People want to have a greater ambition, there are sunrise and sunset in the distance, there is a small bridge in the water, the river has a beautiful washing clothes mm ... Mr. White spread out the world map, Hey Hey hei Shing.

The Emperor, the Princes

At that time Zhou Royal equivalent of the spring and Autumn period of the United Nations, the name is good, we all have to respect him as the main son, actually a soft one, who love pinch, want to kick on the kick.

Coincidentally, Zhou gang sitting on the United Nations Secretary-General This virtual position, ascended the throne also dare not send invitations, hands no money can not afford a feast. The state of Chu Qin and several big guys, is holding the mm drink, heard and a new Secretary-General was born, to the ground spit a mouthful, ya, mentally retarded just to him, congratulatory message also don't hair, don't let xx Telecom that turtle grandson earn our money. Turn head and mm guessing.

Small white then jumped out, shouting you do is wrong, that is our king, to "respect the King", you know? See how I do it and learn it well. The King of the king of Chu turned his eyes, the difference between a fool and a wise man is, the fool that day and he is as silly, only smart people know that they are smart.

Qi sent the mission of the Super luxury team to Chaohe, along the way banging not lively, incidentally sent countless silver silk. Chou-King rubbed his eyes, said you are not the wrong door. Qi Messenger said no thing, we small white eldest brother said, the Secretary-General grand ceremony of the cost of all bags, in addition to give you old two new suits, but also invite a TV station to you to do visit.

Empty shell of the Emperor Zhou, the king of the three packs of paper towels, tears and runny nose, this year, but also so respect for the elderly has been a rare animal, the IQ is not high white is really a honest man! Reciprocity。 Look at home also really have no good return, Zhou King a little guilty to say: "After that, the global political affairs, military action, the QI is playing with the flag of the Zhou family full agent, not?" ”

With the authorization of the bet, small white happy elated, around more than 10 of the vassal state of the housework. A diplomatic protest has been raised that this is interference in internal affairs, small white smiled and took out bet Royal Gold medal. Looking at the scenery of small white, know that there is no regret medicine to eat, other big country's strongman had to return to the second, busy looking for the IQ of the elixir of recession.

Statistics, small white in the international toss of things, there is something about the following:

The first meeting of the Global Summit, although the state of Chu Qin even Lu's big brother did not come to join, small white or as a leader.

The successor of song was appointed to avoid civil war and to safeguard regional peace and stability.

Sister grief Ginger made a senior butterfly, doing things immoral. Xiao Bai asked her to go back to her mother's dinner and cut off her head.

Wei was not civilized di bully, small white apart, take the man to guard the gate.

Estimated to see the state of Chu unhappy, excuses said the state of Chu did not tribute corn to bet wine, too not filial piety elderly, small white mustered a gang of brothers door-to-door claim. Did not think of the Chu also secretly drank a lot of ants force God, small white in people's door shouting for a long while did not dare to do. Fortunately, the state of Chu finally served soft, promised to send corn, the default small white leader status.

Xiao Bai is so Shing, quietly pushed himself into the world's most influential man's throne.

Spit fat, earn a reputation

And the best embodiment of Mr White's hidden, occasion speculation, or two land disputes. Now the real estate is hot, who owns the land, Forbes rich List of the first is his. But Mr. White is not rare, he is willing to make the world know he loves to suffer.

The first land dispute incident was related to Lu. Small white for the first time summoned Princes Chieftains, Lu's eldest brother Zhuang pretended to be deaf, to a ignore, didn't go to the meeting. Coupled with the former is the LU in the back of the son to fight and his throne, small white a think gas don't hit a place, casually fabricated an excuse, Qi Country Army will come into the country even dozen three victories. Rob a lot of land, cover up the building to fry real estate, small white become the richest man around the corner.

The next Ruzhuang Park scared, forced to meet with Xiao Bai, in a place called Ke to launch diplomatic negotiations. He was also surrounded by a famous hatchet man, Cao Shu. Two eldest brother false love and shake hands and hug, on the side of the Cao Shu and so long neck. Finally polite finished, Cao thugs can't wait, feel a dagger on the small white neck. All the people are scared into a group of retarded, small white want to squeeze Shing squeezed into a bitter gourd face. At this time Cao is eldest brother, he said what, small white have to promise what. Retreat Needless to say, even the land to be captured to be all.

Look at the Cao Shu is not assured, small white refers to the sky, said: "I am honest that is well-known, never open a lesbian joke, how can lie?" If you don't believe me, I'll bite my finger to show you. He said, biting his finger, and Cao Shu the blood. Do not know is want to appearances outfit cool, or small white that silly look at ease, Cao thugs very chic to let go of him, put the knife aside to see the scenery.

Small white out of danger, under the staff are recommended to Ruzhuang Park and Cao Shu chop. Chop up those two guys have what fun, small white resolute don't agree. The etiquette was very thoughtful to send two of the king of Lu back.

Withdrawal is also straightforward, QI soldiers are all turn back, running away from Lu. The conquest of the city has not been sold to real estate developers, the full refund. To be too busy, to do a handover ceremony, in front of the spotlight signature, exchange documents and shaking hands, let the whole world know that the land is all returned to Lu, not to remain soldiers, no additional conditions.

Swallow the fat in the belly also spit out, this hype is too exaggerated. A few strong people want to make a sound laugh, open mouth half a day laugh not come out, that mental retardation clan this make, the world everyone knows he said credit to reach 99 pure gold degree. Other small countries relaxed heart, small white leader is silly point, can follow him will not suffer, next vote or give him.

With the help of the land speculation, small white on the promotion of their own in the international community to speak the reputation of credit, won the hearts of people, the Shing look more brilliant.

Strong bleeding, called Overlord

More than 10 years, or land speculation. This time small white haemorrhage, use of absolutely is own vegetable garden, can take out the House property certificate to prove, Routong very, even Shing all unprecedented far-fetched.

Yan Yan at that time the territory of small countries weak, mountain Rong people invaded, almost will be the Yan brothers to destroy.

Yan eldest brother Yanzhong panic hands and feet, send messengers to small white for help. Small white since is the leader, so immediately sent troops to help Yan beat Mountain Rong. The mountain Rong was beaten to run more than, after the country of Yan also in vain to get 500 of good land. That grateful Yanzhuang must personally send small white go back not.

Tears of the Yanzhong sent a ride, and unknowingly sent to the territory of QI. When things went wrong, etiquette stipulated that the princes of the two countries would not leave the country unless the emperor was sent. Yanzhong unrequited affection over the head, this is not to smash small white always "Respect King" sign?

The thought of a good image to be stained with small flaws, small white forehead veins jumping, in the heart of the big scold, call you don't send to listen, snot stained me a not to say, now also want to break my reputation.

Look around, quietly muddle past impossible, accompanied by reporters, spy satellite, and that does not chew gossip on no life fun people watching. This thing spread out, the unscrupulous media to a vicious speculation, pretending to have a lifetime of silly not to naught? Small white Shing into a grinning, next to the younger brother Yanzhong cold sweat straight drip.

The man who has weathered the storm is the town that has to live. In this extremely urgent moment, small white leisurely, especially seriously said, this time carelessly, I small white to enjoy the emperor's courtesy specifications. But I always respect the Secretary-General his old man, will not break the rules. So, the land over there, give it to Yan.

When the whip was drawn, the Yanzhuang at the foot of the Duke became Yan. A good 50 Li, alive cut a piece of meat, small white heart bleeding, cheap this snot Yanzhuang husband. Can be a small generosity once, on the reverse disadvantage, maintain their own follow the orthodox glorious image, or value! Smile, be sure to keep smiling.

Privately pull Yanzhong, small white Vicious said: "This matter should be widely publicized, let everybody learn the lesson." ”

Worthy of being adept at the hype for their own good publicity, these things a do down, small white in the international prestige soaring, "The princes smell, all obey." The little brother is to rob to hug his thigh, Qin Chu these strongman also had to Dimeishunyan willing younger brother. The last time in the Kwai Mound summoned Princes Chieftains, the world's princes gathered in a hall, no one dares not to give small white. Even Zhou's son also sent a messenger, give small white a sacrifice meat, equivalent to the official recognition of his supremacy.

Holding the "Hegemony certificate", small white in front of the camera to take pictures, the face bloom open Han silly smile.