Foreigner's creative breakup letter-those ironic breakup letter, still can be a little bit?

It's not always easy to break up. In the face of a bitter mushroom cold/man, it is always difficult to say those heartbreaking words. Yes, the heart is all right? Therefore, it is most appropriate to write a letter expressing your apologies and nostalgia for this relationship. So we saw these rich and emotional breakup letter ...

I broke up with you. This is a broken pizza, note "The best breakup letter in the world!" "The guy who ordered the pizza obviously wanted a steaming pizza to ease the pain of a breakup," he said. There's also an exciting "eat" on the pizza box to encourage good eating. Hope that the person receiving the pizza is heartbroken, not indigestion.

Dear Janet: I think we should break up. I want to tell you why, but it's hard for me to express my feelings. I drew the tutu of my giraffe. I'm sorry, ZF.

Kevin Maxe, I hereby inform you. The game ended on December 9, I have started a new life, I hope you also find new happiness. Never disturb me by the door. And don't call. Vain。

Dear Erin: You're like the sun in the rain. Your smile is better than 100,000,000 shiny trampoline beds. So, I'm sorry to inform you that I think we should break up.

Dear David:

I don't know what else to say--we're done, I'm breaking up with you.

When you said last week that you were going to vote for McCain I thought you were joking. But Thursday you said you thought Palin was "very reliable." I know you're serious. I feel nauseous to vomit. I know you're out of your mind, but you don't know you're a cripple.

And I've been lying to you. You think your penis is big, and you always want me to say you're "big" when you snap. And I said. Actually, you're not. It's really not big. I'm sorry I lied.

I wish I could say I want to be friends with you, but I don't want to.

Dear Jessica:

You asked me not to write any more letters. You told me no use. But I can't stop. Jessica。 I can't forget you. Like Darth, the wicked Sith King, could not see his son die. This is in the return of the Jedi Knights.

You make me feel particularly safe, Jessica. Especially warm. I want to curl up in your body. It was like a Hoth Skywalker who hid himself in his tauntaun in order to avoid the cold of near zero. And the rebels are here to avoid the Galactic Empire. The Tauntaun mentioned in the previous letter is this kind of alien species similar to kangaroos, which can be used for mounts.

Dear Keenen: I'm sorry. We must break up. You keep me happy, but you always humiliate yourself. We really broke up! Love You (crossed off) Stevee.

I have to say, this "love You" is very interesting.

Brenda: We don't have a good relationship. You know that. I know that. I moved out. Bye, Mark.

PS: I took the dog away, and he missed you too.

If you're going to put your ex's nude photo in your cell phone. You'd better not use nude photos to do the desktop, not to put your cell phone not locked on the bath! I'm going out for a walk, you better fuck off when I get back. You're a big sb--, and she's so fat!

Hi Steven:

Are you finally going to talk to me now?

I know about her. You filthy, dirty, unfaithful, impotent bastard. Everything is recorded.

Your (soon-to-be) wife.

Emily

PS: I bought this billboard with the money from our common savings account.