"Goddess of the day special planning" not reliable brain hole big girl still saved?

Steeped in Internet products for many years, has already acquired a hand to write code debug, empty-handed uiue design White Wolf's good ability. Last March and the other half of life walked into the hall, this thought this life on the downwind of a little brain residue, who had done so many years not reliable brain hole big girl, but eventually to walk into human life, ya fly butterfly ...

This is all from 38 knots this day with a niece to go bungee jumping start, do not know why the staff questioned me after a few questions ... Just call the police?

"Do you know that bungee jumping is an extremely dangerous sport for kids?" ”

"Bully me to read less, is there a rope?" ”

Take a deep breath, "Do you know that you can't try bungee jumping under the age of 16?" ”

"Ah?" That's it. Then please help me to see my niece, I jumped two times, lest the ticket wasted ...

"It's not very good ... We show you the kids? ”

"It doesn't matter, this has pad, you show her a movie, What" Kill Bill "," The Living Dead Dawn "Ah all right, I come to pick her up, if she is afraid you tell her it is ketchup. ”

"I xx ... Miss, why don't you let her buy cake? Is there any humanity? ”

Oh, I later learned that 5-year-old children can not bungee jumping, nor is it suitable for watching bloody movies. Remember to take friends and children to the bar was intercepted, the Lantern festival boiled dumplings trigger alarm, send boudoir honey make-up water into the water, there is a father-in-law from the old home from afar, I am particularly excited, fart son to buy two 10000 ma charge treasure do gifts, now seem to suddenly read their laolei and slightly dismayed expression of ... ...

This feeling seems to have gone more than 20 years of the super brain hole line, feet are grinding out the cocoon, the moment the founder said the direction changed, what do you want me to do? Luckily, a foot-kicking fellow named Next solved my troubles.

If time can rewind, I once again see the new Year's bear children will not be embarrassed to fear, and not a person hiding in the small black house! First save the important files on the computer, mobile phone password lock placed high, and then search parenting products series, conveniently find a few games for them.

Occasionally play the role of Tiger Mother: "Children, today this code is not good, your bunny ... It's going to die! Auntie likes to eat rabbit! (Evil Laugh) "

Meet a friend child birthday, conveniently open mother and child electric business series, throw a few cooking machine yogurt machine in front of them. Girlfriends want to talk about "Today's third series", "Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law War series" and "Children change diapers good trouble ah stool color does not burp three long a short series", conveniently in the Community plate copy a dialogue to avoid silence:

To send gifts to elders, such as parents father and mother friends parents friend father and mother father mother's friend father-in-law's friend mother-in-law how to do?

Back to the elderly technology products series, who said that the elderly do not understand the Internet, Leifeng Tower you fall. The blood pressure meter of the intelligent blood glucose meter records the data at any time, should remind or care to move the finger to fix. All kinds of smart watch-positioning patches no longer worry about getting lost (neither are you afraid to go out to eat snacks without me). The old man's exclusive electric dealer, what walnut oil vitamin Slice massage chair, even if call not export also took shot.

But the most I am afraid of, or down the kitchen this matter, mainly firemen uncle out a trip police slightly more expensive, want me to make the scrambled eggs without eggshell than send me to and the programmer Didi polished three days and three nights of products.

Pull foot Uncle said it doesn't matter, have a kitchen series of products, money is capricious! Michelin five-star chef home to serve you, professional clothing exclusive equipment, also do not know that their saliva is for food or for people?

Visual a New Year's past, the husband also blown from the ball into a hydrogen ball, incidentally search several healthy diet recipes application, squeeze a few tons of bitter melon zucchini carrot green pepper weight loss, the next year will not long meat ... You're not going to love me, are you?

Solve the above trivial human life scenes, suddenly feel that the girl also has the palm of the book friction friction. Pleasing the people around, is also the time in this noisy and quiet 38, put aside the work, recharge.

Once the brain chaos dance to "God to explore Shylock" to a trip to London, now outbound travel series to solve.

Once wanted to collect their own exclusive book list, no longer follow this group of cock and silk from zero to one or how XX works, now read the product set also resolved.

Once sent ex-boyfriend a brain decryption game combination as a birthday gift, the result was broken up, and now the recommended series has also been resolved, but I would like to complain about, when will have the "wonderful flowers will be parting gift recommendation" product set?

Finally, in this goddess's day, does not have the brain hole big girl to have any reason not to become beautiful? There are five minutes, I will finish overtime, open beautiful product set, and husband to date!