Graduated three years met the wonderful company

Author: Japanese concession puppet Source: watercress

Explain, not how many columns, equal to how many companies I change ah. . . Perhaps a company to find out three to write, there are some friends experience, pay attention to distinguish ah. . .

LZ work has long been stable, this post purely Tucao entertainment, not a career guide, not too serious

It is not a matter of advocating indiscriminate change of work, or do you hope that all working people will work in a stable and clear direction?

1 title company

From the first day of his / her appointment, you will be the sales director for Greater China, or the vice president of global distribution strategy and chairman of the National Marketing Committee. . .

Then there is no man, no budget, no resources, no relationship, just a call to enjoy it

If unlucky, maybe even the basic salary is the responsibility

Once in a financial company customer service, business card printed on the title three and a half, from a financial institution in the United Kingdom, there is a regulatory body of Australia, then Bank of Communications and securities companies, followed by our company, the most is Products Greater China General Counseling, Customer Service Executive Manager. . . So many titles until 1800 salary

At that time chat with the alumni and asked me how the treatment, I said 1800. The alumnus said that as far as you are concerned, the 1800 is necessarily the U.S. dollar? Absolutely it is black. . .

There are some real cases, a fellow in Beijing to do sales, salesman basic salary 3000, did a year rose to deputy manager, salary 1700. . .

I am a Japanese major, and I have a girl in my class. I am a translator and lecturer in a Japanese cosmetics company.

I heard a big Niubi, in fact, is a salesman, translate the Japanese manual, tell others to become a child

There is also a buddy, is Japan's Liaodong District, vice president of real estate operations

Is to rent a house in Dalian, Japan, second-hand housing intermediary. . . The basic salary of 2500, the company on three, a president, two vice presidents

There is also a buddy, doing Sino-Japanese vegetable trade, selling vegetables to Japan, an order of at least hundreds of millions

I look up to him, a shot on the hundreds of millions, I do not chat with him in the QQ, hundreds of thousands of people a minute up and down. . . Do not disturb

He himself said that hundreds of millions of orders, a dime relationship and he did not. . . 3000 in January

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2 singing and dancing company

Such companies tend to have younger leaders who think they have special management methods

Nothing to find who sing a song, everyone dance a dance, lunch and play hide and seek, play a riddle ridicule

That is really young and happy, I call the shots, sunshine teenager is me

I have done a business, do radio broadcast at ten o'clock this, you can

Later replaced by dancing, jumping Xu Huaiyu's "forward"

In addition, I also skip "go west" and "Love Curse" (English version, if Zhao Wei is even more sucker)

A classmate, worse than I am, he lived in the house downstairs hair salon

Staff in the shop in the morning dancing, jumping Edison Chen's "three-man ball"

After being awakened, go to the company and then jump the song Korean original

That rhythm is also very two forced "Oh roar oh, oh roar Oh, oh roar Oh roar oh"

Anyway, for this activity, most people still cope with the attitude

However, some brothers and sisters, it is completely hi up, jumping dingling

Really go to school, not enough in the bedroom enough, have to inertia for several years

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3 life and death do not send money company

This company is not bad, but good cheap

Every day to make some useless benefits, what rice, flour, canned, honey, shampoo

Microwave ovens, kettles, bicycles, printers

Give everything, is not to give money. . . Who can stand it

I am a classmate, is this kind of company, home pile of useless

Then feel the hurdle, give away, the kitchen utensils have given favorite girls

That girl is quite happy, he saw what the company sends everything

Once made an electronic scale, said the kind of weight, but also to send that girl

That sister just weight limit during that time

My classmate took the electronic scale to send, it is said to eat a locker

I met a company, snack every day

Then do not let eat. . .

That manager is a woman, get a pillow every day, buy food on Taobao

The courier, one trip, send snacks, send yogurt

Of course, this is not a welfare, but also cheap enough

I think the welfare is the case, if the salary is high, the staff is not short of money

Send something to send it, if the wage is relatively low, or all use money to reflect it

Do not get the staff to sell things in Taobao every day. . .

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4 to force the company

This is certainly the most annoying

I have met, air-conditioning in summer did not, get a big basin put a piece of ice, with a fan blow

New Year does not go home staff, made dumplings

However, to accept the dumplings to prove that their own dumplings without proof. . . Do not know how to think

Organization staff exam, registration with a copy of ID card, the company printer does not allow. . . Go out and spend money

After overtime to say that after 12 o'clock, home taxi company reimbursement

And then every time added to 11 55, reimbursement? I'm sorry did not arrive at 12 o'clock

Some grass-roots workers, only over a thousand wages, but also pay insurance

Deducted reimbursement, the remuneration of less than 800 left

The regular time is not formal, change the pass, blind regular

So little salary, starved to death in March, the insurance to the ghost?

Pay rent, eat can only go hunting in the mountains

Or do not eat, suck the essence of the sun and the moon, it is a real harmony between man and nature

Any such company, quit without thinking

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5 boss sleepwalking company

The boss does not come to the company twice a year, in addition to a few executives he did not know

Then come to the company, but also blind directing ah

Let the driver to translate, let the translation do financial, let the financial down to see parking spaces. . .

Once I saw the boss in the elevator, I said "Good morning, Master Wang."

The boss does not know me, he does not ask who I say, "Oh, it is you, that micro-movie project singer, how the song practiced?"

I just want to analyze, I am a Mao singer. . .

Then the boss phone rang, said non-stop, I am lazy to explain

Later, the Japanese partner company to the company guest, the boss took them to go in the company

To me, the boss also said, "This is our singer."

Japanese people have always been blunt, saying, "You have to carefully sing, too Jun I reported sales."

Because of that Japanese, the boss also translated to me

I said, I probably understand. . .

The boss said, "Okay, Japanese, there are more places in the company."

I say nonsense, I am translator. . .

The boss said, that singer

I know, I'm not his agent

At this moment, the manager could not stand it anymore. He said: "The singer recorded a song at home, what did you sing at the company?"

Boss said blankly, "oh"

I am a colleague than I am funny, and the boss drink, drink half dead, brotherhood

A few days later, to send materials to the boss's house, the boss said, "Thank you, may I ask your name?

Colleagues angry. . .

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6 do anything company

What is life to do, chaos for a pass

For example, I later turn to do the text work, responsibility for a copy plan

Really made spent, wrote the epitaph, wrote the lyrics. . .

The manager of the epitaph went out to install Li Bai, but wrote for others

Write more than 1000 words, write so many words, Qin Shi Huang ah

Direct get a ipad put cemetery forget, get an e-book plus PPT

Later, family members said no, up to 150 words or less

The manager let me change, concentrate his 1000 words, take the essence

I directly deleted, rewritten, probably more than 100 words

Manager cheap, not to add his content, the result made another 500 words. . .

No matter how many words, I served, work to do this. . .

Write lyrics more funny, a three or four-line singer now

Write a book, want to publish, the manager gave him implemented

Even know

Singer recently wrote a few songs, no words

Manager let me write. . .

Nima do not understand ah, that is to write the lyrics that write it

I do not care, find me to write, pit father deserved to write chanting

I said, give the song to me, let's go

The singer does not give song, it is top secret now. . .

No song, let me write in vain. . .

I actually still write it out

This sucker really singing, got a small song audition will be it

He said he sing, everyone is asleep. . .

Really loved

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7 guy company

Is to get some unprofessional people in the company

Before a friend, interviewed in a film and television company

And HR talk about well, regarded as a success of it

At this time there was a "boy", shy answer over

Jokingly said, "Let me also ask a question chant?"

HR agreed, he (she) asked "Do you see an early age, what do you feel?"

Then put his hand on his chin, look forward to look forward to

My friend said, do not like the little age

He (she) on the black face, muttering mouth, left

Later I realized that it was an executive, because of this, my friend was not used. . .

I said that this company can not go either

University has a classmate, very handsome

In the company was chiefs glitz fancy, confession

I had a good job quit

Then go to my cousin to find comfort, was cousin kiss on the bed. . .

My classmates, every day get the powder clothes, white jacket, leggings

You say you do not engage in base, base guy how can not angry. . .

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8 Daisen company

Is that the boss may have been made in the early years of ill-gotten gains in his later years to burn incense and worship Buddha, get the company is fairy gas

Above to talk to the guy who interviewed the guy, his former company is

The boss has many houses around Wangjing District, let the staff live

He said that the owner also built a pavilion, which are Tibetan Buddhist murals, there is a small tower, which is for the cottage relics and the like

Occasionally invited the lamas to recite a curse or something

Later, crazy, get in the yard big wok, burning white flour every day, a car a car burning, worship days

Burn while noodles mantra, may be the practice of life right

Then my friend, that time dreaming, dreamed of doomsday (end of 2012 what)

I said, what is this strange, I have dreamed N times the end

He asked me, what is the end of your dream?

I said, what can be the end of the day, what is dead chant. . .

He said that he had a different dream, saying that people are worshiping the heaven in front of Beijing and kneeling to the sky gate

There are several mages, where everyone made clothes, that is, the Qing Dynasty gown

Collected clothes, went to line up, a dozen people, followed by a white-faced father-in-law to go

(This is the rhythm of the Beijing subway, day dreaming night have a dream)

Then the father suddenly shouted "kneel!" We all kneel down, there is a division led the sacrificial day. . . Crying one

My friend is more sensitive to study constellation psychology or something, we must interpret the dream

The answer is, he must leave the company, or the boss took him to heaven. . .

Because of this, resigned

This year our boss actually played this, and in July we invited three Tibetan monks from Tibet

Say one of them is a reincarnation of living Buddha, to give you a blessing about it

The manager at 5 am called me and let me take the 6 pm subway to the company and celebrate the living Buddha

Living Buddha more than 8 o'clock, holding a small Jinding, see people on the head to recite mantra

That is a package of our good health, business leap

Then the manager also told me that this year is not to say that overtime tired, this time it is all good

Also with such a play, more people work overtime, are paid off annual leave what

High here, ah, find a monk recite me a mantra. . .

Have to let me thank the company for giving me this opportunity

Think of Japanese, Naruto are more than what to see

Confused I all want to apprentice law

(I want to explain this, I respect the religion very much. Purely entertainment, if offended, sorry)

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9 harass the girls company

Rabbits do not eat grass, some employers always obscenity female employees

All successful people, down to the foot on the world, playing to chant yourself

Not to engage in the company, the boss's son no problem, he did not know the hard work

The boss to play their own industry, do not know what to think of it

Many senior students go to the interview, the boss asked to accept unspoken rules it?

Some did not ask the spot, send a text message afterwards, want to get this job to be. . . Would you like it?

The girl seems to be totally rejected

Have a girl, very beautiful, do market work

The quality of their own companies are high, but the customer does not work, always hands-on

This girl is also very smart, has been dealing with, not to suffer

She said she has the bottom line, is to touch the hand, feel touch, the holiday alarm

There is an old man, touch the hand touched a few hours at the wine. . .

Every time a class reunion, she has a righteousness, vocally said, "The girl only touch the hand! No other door!"

I think beauty is really elegant. . .

There is a soft Shumu, Department of English, University specialty flower crazy, always want to marry handsome guy in Europe and America

Graduation to do foreign trade, the total forecrackers are harassed, the company must pour her a meal

Then it is not animal in nature, try not to contact foreigners, but was wrapped up by his colleagues in the country

Resignation for a company, and Japan-related, actually Japanese obscenity

That Japanese customer, send her an email, she can not read, shout translator in QQ

I took over, a look of writing a bunch of nonsense, working very happy, the recent Japanese blue sky, China's sky blue, the kind of nonsense

The last sentence is the key. The literal meaning is: can we further strengthen the "cooperation"?

I combine the context, translated as: in view of our friendship, I can get you?

Soft Shu Meng said: ah ~ ~ ~ how men all over the world are so ah. . .

I said, you want to boast beautiful, do not have to pave the way so many plots

Then it was pulled black. . .

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10 Interview ask sucker (or forced to force) the problem company

Interview the most annoying question 1: How do you know our company recruitment? (Except for Star Enterprise)

Also asked to ask, Zhaopin chant

It can be my night view of the sky to see what your company is missing. . .

Also asked the mysterious, full of the Internet is your company's little ad well

Interview the most annoying question 2: Why choose our company job hunting? (Except star enterprises)

Because, your company called me . . Other companies did not return my resume

Now looking for a job not to invest a lot of similar resume resume, or can find it

Also think they are Google Microsoft ah, every day you pay attention to recruitment. . .

Baidu search in a company, are bad reviews, but also want to make people say what company fans. . .

Direct formal interview not work?

Interview most annoying question 3: Why did you leave the former company

Because I am not satisfied with chant. . . Also ask, or go to the heights, but also what is the reason

Money can be too much, do not know how to spend, patience, and want to change what a low salary. . .

Although understanding the past, sometimes necessary, but the interviewer will say he is not good?

He also knows not to say that the former company is not good, and finally to those high-sounding reasons. . .

You never tired of it

Still others want to be personal, do not talk about jobs and talk about something else

This is a way to start from the side, but the question asked ah. . . Too simple

Also ask "Do you steal food?"

I think such a personalized company, said it must not QQ farm, it should be some kind of metaphor, I asked, "What to steal food ah?

The interviewer is still watching me Mars said "QQ chanting, you do not go online?"

When I first came to Beijing for an interview, I was taught by an interviewer

He asked how much my heart price, because the area change, I say 2500-3000 on the line

The interviewer sighed and said "have you just graduated?"

I said, no

The interviewer said "Then you are going to be so low? Can not you live in Beijing?"

I say, take it easy

The interviewer said "This is not a question of speed, it is to be confident!"

I said, you said quite justified, what is the treatment of your company?

The interviewer said, 2000, but after the development, hey, I tell you ah. . .

I want to go to Nima's bar. . .

It is also possible that we all see more, from the interview began to blow last year, the company profits of tens of billions

Two years ago to Sanya, Australia this year to the adoption of Antarctic business next year,

Waiting for the approval of Canada, one for a golf course

Buy Audi a month, Mercedes-Benz three months. . . One year in Dubai since the building

Then you ask: How much is your boss's salary?

A: Internship 800, turn right 1200, full attendance 200. . .

There is another company, clever, and his salary is low

But he did not say that you come to work, he said we come to start a business!

Entrepreneurship, you do not hear!

This amazing, venture you have to take risks, ready to take low wages, or no salary

In this case, let him be good enough

Now what people think they are the next Ma

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11 meeting summary experience company

This is also common, every morning morning, all companies together to open, the small group to open a small meeting

The party is also together first, then the group

Week Friday there are regular meetings, at the end there are monthly meetings, quarterly meetings and so on

And from time to time, I call you to the office for a meeting

This is just a meeting, but also concluded it

Summarize the work every day, with that broken OA system, the total dropped off also

Everyday work day, what problems encountered, what experience

Some people can sum up every day, really admire

Then week summary, month summary

The second company to go to catch up with the monthly meeting the first day of work

The team I belong to, last month's last-minute result

Manager also let me summarize the reasons, I know how you got last month. . .

After coming to Beijing, the company went to KTV to sing and the manager sang a song "I Believe"

Before sing, I hope everyone can understand this song well

Silence half actually paused, let everyone take turns to express his thoughts Mike. . .

Everyone is stunned

The manager also asks us to think everyday: Who am I? Who are we?

I fucking schizophrenia ah, who I want every day. . .

Manager Cao Cao often used in office tone Q: Who are we?

Memorize: a group of sucker

A meeting to discuss the project, brand planning

The manager said, "For example, the Great Wall, the Great Wall is a brand, why is it a brand?"

Let a colleague conclude that colleague answers the word "long."

The manager said "what else?"

My colleague said, "What else besides long?"

I think very accurate answer

Then the manager put another summary, what the last five thousand years of wind and rain ah, how many hides. . . All out

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12 unreasonable to ask the company

Is to give you a salary of 1,000, asking you to make a monthly salary of 10,000 results

Think of it is one out

Only give you a ticket to Weihai, so you go to Busan to buy kimchi

When you come to Busan, let you buy a Yokohama sushi

Then you sarcastically say, do not have to go to New York to give you a burger

He also exclaimed on the face, OK, trouble you, by the way to New Jersey chant

Summer time, help people do brand planning book

An auto parts company, have not heard of it

Founded six years, four years loss

Asked to make Toyota feel

I arranged to do, said manager finished, no, Toyota did not feel out

I said, it is not nonsense it?

Manager said, how can Toyota make that feeling?

I said nonsense, it is people Toyota! What is this broken business?

Manager said that you sort out ideas, you look at the automotive industry, to the feeling of shock, what words can appear in your mind?

A planned colleague said: car shock!

I smiled. . . Then there is a redo, the manager said no

I said, small Jiang Lang only do, manager you make one, give me a decent example

Manager was unhappy to do one, finished learning for me

However, customers know me, to the manager of the planning of the or not, that no disdain. . .

Have to redo, but also I come in person

Toyota really feel, imitate chanting

The client said that this is not our style ah

Then change to their style

Customer said that there is no feeling of Toyota ah

Has changed ten times, is still waiting for reply. . .

Once again to help a beauty agency copy

Is to think of a word, can not think of it, the manager said, think of a word describing the beauty of women, be sure to shock, let you remember

We all Chinese words, all came up, the manager said, no, or did not dig to the extreme, there is no ultimate word? People feel the picture there is a sense?

The planning colleagues said: look at the hard

Indeed dug to the extreme, the manager did not dare to use. . .

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13 hanging fake sign company

The nima pit father of this company, especially for freshmen

What Microsoft data processing center, IBM customer call center, Baidu operation and promotion company, thousands of Baidu. . .

In the name with a star company, in fact, it does not matter

Like Peking University College of Humanities, Tsinghua University, Hainan Institute of Continuing Education, this feeling

A group of students with IBM, DELL badge opened 1500 a month. . .

When I was a senior, I met a company called Citibank

That is, I said the pseudo-US enterprises, to give people a shot

Because they let me go to work, I can not even go to class

There are several opportunities in life to enter the world top 500 enterprises. . .

It's also a big American financial bank like Citibank

School performance has been poor, not graduated to go to such enterprises, who can not go

Even naughty girls, who usually do not speak, came to ask me how to find a job

At that time still young, it is inevitable that some high profile

The teacher called me and let me go back to class and said that I had to take the exam soon

I said, what class, ah, I am busy

The teacher said to work on leave, we do not rush to make that money, step by step, first graduation to say

I said, our school that broke the diploma and Citibank jobs than? A little common sense people know how to choose. . .

Then the teacher never asked me again

Two months later, I know that I was cheated, not a real bank of flowering, but a data processing center outsourced

Low treatment, boring work, that is, high school students can do, it is estimated that in a few years, the computer can do it yourself

I resigned back to the exam, the results of what test Han linked to what, graduation emergency

I told the teacher that you see clearly the teacher, I ah, you can not let me ah. . . I follow you four years, it is dead heart ah

The teacher said, roll, quickly make up exams

This lesson for graduates, encounter such businesses ask. . . Do not be fooled by the hat

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14 companies

In fact, this one said in a black university classmate's post, but too classic, and then talk about

There are two excellent Japanese majors, went to a Japanese animation company to do translation

It sounds good, the content is better, subtitles dialogue to the manga dialogue. . .

Japanese comics is good, too realistic

The two boys, eight hours a day go to work, support small tent below seven hours

From time to time to the toilet 撸 a tube to ease the pressure

Do not say during the day do not say, make a spring dream at night, have to send again

Really "fine overflow refinement," moved the day moved

The most inhumanity is that students have asked them to steal comic point of view back

The two brothers put their comics in their panties, and the quality of Japanese paper was good. They wiped their egg pain in order to steal the comic. . .

At that time a month's wages, 3-4 thousand, just graduated from Dalian can be considered

However, first come up with 1500 pay rent, and then spend 1500 kidney

Liu Wei Di Huang Wan when popcorn to eat

Students gather to eat hot pot, not to eat angelica dog whip pot, or is tonic pot

We all ask, what happened to you both?

Went to the two yellow map weekend door, one lying on the bed, one lying on the couch

Chat chatting and fell asleep. . .

Later, I really could not stand, resigned

Really wonder how they resign report how to write. . .

(This is a joke, this company can not meet demand)

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15 Formalism An unprecedentedly powerful company

The time to feel the emphasis on forms is over, and many employers only look at the results

Volunteer overtime every day, the result did not succeed, it is estimated that the boss will not take a high look

However, there are companies that have always focused on the surface

Boss at the time, are busy and Sun Wukong like, the boss away, everyone meager and Taobao

Previously alumni at DELL to work, that director asked shave

The men in the office, their heads and the shape of a screen

There is also an alumnus, office slippers

Because of his shoes too stinky, was held by the supervisor dropped from the office. . .

Home wear company slippers back home

I am working for the second pseudo-Japanese companies, every day at 8 o'clock, all stand up, facing Japan

Take the lead by the Japanese, shouting five Japanese slogans, and finally bowed

Just before last month, a client invited us to an event

This customer is an old gentleman, like traditional culture, see people bow

The manager knew I was mixed with Japanese companies and took me to the event to bow to the most standard of Japan and showcase the company's conservation

Old gentleman really conservation, at the scene in front of the door to see the guests bowed

Managers are also courtesy, action completely not, I will come in the past

The old gentleman grabbed me a moment, I thought he wanted to ask me how to practice the bow so standard

As a result, he said, "Oh, young man, why do you bow and feel a sense of apology?"

I laughed at the time, followed by Taijun these years, it really affected the temperament

The old man really knows what to say

In fact, these are good, be regarded as corporate culture, if done well, really effective

Most disgusting, pretending to be busy company, every morning and evening to go is a good staff, a file can write a week

If finished the day, work is not overtime is the mind is not in the company

A PPT thirty pages of clear theme is not done, made 100 pages unintelligible, it is intentional

I am the most busy, from college

A Japanese exam, class performance is not good, the teacher went to the classroom topic, we found that we did not make up the correct answer on the paper, take notes

Angry, personally look at the paper to see who did not correct it

I am a no change ah, but I sit behind the classroom, pick up the pen above all the Chinese characters on the pseudonym, write dense

When the teacher came over, holding my paper, I raised it and said, "This is the change. You are all fooling."

Then the teacher put down my test paper to criticize others, did not notice, I only 36 points. . .

The most funny is that the Japanese writing test, the general requirements of not less than 1000 words

We all know that Japan and South Korea have honorific words, especially wordy, I use the writing language honorific, 1000 words second

The teacher found a bug, saying that the future is not allowed to write written with respect, all with simplified

Then I invented a wording of the words together, that is, self-answer method, wordy and heinous

When I was a junior, I went to the library every weekend, why did I go to the library on weekends? Because weekends and nights rest. Why do I go to the library for weekend breaks? Study? Because of the exam ah. Why should I pass the exam? Because .... "

A library, you can write 500 words, write afternoon to the park, 2000 words are no problem

So to write, use a grammar, I can write more than 1,000 words, this is definitely a miracle of foreign language learning.

It is said that the teacher was mad at my composition. . . He wants to deduct points, but there is no reason ah, grammar right, the word right

However, after work, do not intend to play this set. . .

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16. To be sudden death company

Now competitive pressure, inevitably overtime

But to see how to work overtime, there is no point

For example, the customer wants tomorrow, that is no way overnight

However, customers want the day after tomorrow, sleep at home tomorrow, what is the significance of overnight

Also today normal get off work, continue tomorrow daytime

Add a flock of fans, there is a design institute's buddy

Every morning on the QQ saw him shouting in the group in the early morning, someone in?

Then during the day he was online chat, this is really a sudden death rhythm

Feel the generation of young people, our body is really poor. . .

Run a 1000 meters speed exhausted 3

Often hear what white-collar sudden death

I often say that someone must have picked up the death note

Yoshinoya eat a job overtime company, drinking Red Bull

I never drink Red Bull, that something to stimulate the nerves, do not drink big, cerebral haemorrhage

The most terrifying thing is, when get off work at night, saw Yoshinoya delivery staff in front of the company

The company has a buddy, overtime every day to 2:00, generally sleep in the company

This guy a pack of cigarettes a day, loss of appetite

He rented a house, neighbors are foot treatment, secretly chatting Miss night

General family life is more miserable, ladies complain together

This man is a gentleman, sentimental

Listen in the next burst of tears, get a small beer, overnight sleepless

The next day also invited me to go to his house at night, overheard Miss chat. . .

My colleague and I often say that this buddy might suddenly die someday

On the weekends, a few hours to see him hair thin, make a phone call to see if there is no hanging

Often arrears downtime

Then I went to his meager comments, do not art, the first phone bill to pay

In short, office workers pay attention to the body

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17 family relatives company

Is a special leave, there is no boss in the company, are pro-brother sister

Ask cold and warm, there is no object they all control

However, when deducting wages, who deducted more than ruthless

A fool bedroom, recognized a godmother in the company

Relationship is called an intimacy

One day later, godmother chatted with him

Suddenly said "baby ah, godmother ask you a thing."

My bedroom idiot said "godmother, straight to say."

Ganmao said "do mom with mom?"

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When you are an Indian company

It is always thought that I am very deep, culture, staff are the head of the Indian plumage

No matter what to say, you have to ask "Do you understand? I say so, can you understand? Understand my meaning? You pondering what I mean ..."

You do not know clearly do not know?

We do not understand, you did not make it clear. . .

However, students now graduating ah, it is very stunning

A new graduate at the beginning of the year, let me bring

No job, I'll find the book for him, and then write a study notes

This man's first sentence is "I think the author's motivation for writing is ..."

Motivation? I did not let you look at murder memories

Do a business management advocacy PPT, the background picture is a black cat sergeant

Also asked me, how to evaluate the manager. . . I dizzy first okay?

This little boy does really like the culture industry

Or a poet, the university wrote a lot of poetry, prose

Show me back, let me help him publish, find the relationship

The level is indeed flattered, I comforted that "written well ah, I pass you off, but the press side, as far as I know, do not like this style."

He asked me "Is not the publisher want to change style?"

I said, "I do not think so."

After a long silence, he looked at me with a desperate look and said "Brother, I want to cry ..."

I want to die. . .

Ah, this group of graduates, eat with them at noon, is not the point that fruit salad is Roberts apple, it is a working meal it?

Then the company dinner, go to a little better shop, a little dish is Gongbao chicken, fish-flavored pork, Beijing sauce pork. . .

You can not treat any place as a canteen. . . I really do not want to eat those things anymore

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19. The overall US-Japan-Europe company

The company half foreigners do not have a meeting to speak foreign languages

One person a foreign language name

Better at Japanese companies, how many Japanese

Financial, the most funny, talking about the English name is to report to the British headquarters. . .

Also report to Mars Earth Experience Center

I remember, my name is sid, drama skins inside a decline

What are they, Catherine, Klaus, Caroline, Damon. . .

This is a vampire diary it. . .

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Do not take the company off work

Chat together during the day, made meager

As soon as you get off work, you are busy writing reports and changing that

Others do not go, I am sorry to go

After all, the office, so few people

Every day you go first, it seems more out of town

If it is far away from home, I live recently, more inconvenient

Especially girls, I have served

Six o'clock to get off work, pack up the backpack, half past six

And then found the table did not eat apples, have to eat

Sister, what will you do after you go home? . .

I now have experience, work every day, work after work