How far is the program ape from the loading force?

1. Dress Code

The program of a cow x actually there is no time to take care of their appearance, so the hairstyle will be like Einstein, head of a chicken coop, full of messy fluffy beauty, and to make people feel at any time from the hair to take out an egg feeling. There must be a lot of beard, so that the self-confidence and calm, if it is not short-sighted, once myopia, you should wear a bottle of the foundation of such thick glasses, give people feel a kind of scientific research workers style. and the Cow x program is also a high demand for their own clothing, whether it is summer or winter, or day and night, windy and rainy, a cow x program apes must be very concerned about their own clothes, T-shirt + big flower underwear son + slippers that is standard, 365 days a year are rain or shine. and change clothes to maintain a year 3-5 T-shirts Update frequency on it, and, T-shirts must be to participate in the open source of the General Assembly for free, with the above printed like Ruby on Rails, Eclipse, Apache ... And if the weather is really cold, you get a big cotton brain, big ear bag, style arbitrary, and then wrap themselves up, freeze to death for the standard Bale.

2. Equipment

Program Ape Computer Configuration is extremely high, but the appearance is very bad, bump the appearance + stained with ashes dross of the broken bag, with the back. When the meeting, the notebook to the table, a bam, drop a pile of soot and instant noodles slag. No wallpaper, no matter what landscaping, give a sense of WIN98. Only text editor + development tool software. The simpler it is, the more pure it is. You can not use the IDE, do not install, no matter what the IDE, must be adjusted to DOS or Linux that black background, give a person you can knock a few lines of code, North Korea's big hole missile will be fired into the White House feeling. Cow x program Ape's desktop must be a mess, the development of documents, code, pictures mixed in, in addition to their own no one can know where the core documents, come in commercial espionage want to steal not to go, but need to specify the documents, they can be found in minutes.

3. Environmental

Program apes do not have to deal directly with customers, the office generally selected in the dark corner can be. A large desk, at least two computers, a notebook, a desktop Connection dual monitor, a horizontal screen, a vertical screen. Vertical screen to write code, horizontal screen debugging effect. Shows that you have a very large amount of information and are highly efficient. On the table can put a few books, must be English original, the most time is a photocopy version, the thicker the better, not neat list on the shelves, must be piled on the table, half open, above all fingerprints, soup, big nose. Other pots and pans, instant noodles, fast-food box arbitrary display, show you sleep and neglect of the work of the State, people to be impressed.

4. Work

Slip a bottle of yellow peach in syrup, put it on the table, sit down, neck slightly back, legs, head down and stare at the screen to see the demand. It is best to point a cigarette, the brand does not matter, can smoke, so that is the feeling of the Yun Shan fog around, from the smoke squint eyes look out, a pair of confident kind. A smoke, flow chart also in the brain walked over, snapped a cigarette butt choke out to mug son. One more light, and start the process of muffled writing. Heart without distractions to knock, soot do not play, knock Good, compile, debug, then compile, debug, function Run Pass, SVN submit code. (Earthquake fire, also must first submit code and then walk away), "Pa", notebook closed, leaving work, drinking beer, the son of a string.

5. Experience

Program Ape together Favorite is bragging x, talk about some of the fashion cool technology, the whole what cloud computing, web3.0, mobile Internet development ... If you're talking about this, you're too young, too low. That thing all major it sites have, a catch a lot of people say rotten. At least you have to talk about something. Banyan, streamer, Glacier Trojan shows you a qualified old hacker, a little taller, silently lit a red plum, take out a yellow Photo: "This is our 1999 U.S. bombing of the Chinese embassy, the Chinese Hacker Alliance group Black out of the United States after the major sites of the photo souvenir." Those people were amnesty amnesty, selling sesame cake to sell sesame, Chinese hacker Alliance also with history vanished. Looking out the window intermittent rain, pensive melancholy.

"Boss, then your broiler must be very many, right?" DDoS? "

"Hehe, hehe. ”

Deep work and name.

6. Emotional

When it comes to emotion, I have to say it's a procedural ape's mishap. Program apes are usually very high IQ, but emotional quotient is very low. Every time I fall in love, it is in the loop loop with a SELECT statement, looping once, you need to traverse, select once, not all select, and then remove. This is deeply Tan Haoqiang rubbish 0 basic reading "C language Programming" poison. caused a lot of time wasting and my physical overdraft. I put my code thinking in love, in love when the mind is a big flow chart. It is if,y time to walk a road, n time to go there is a road, there is no third way to choose. Love is about, not rolling rhythm, which also led to many times I have been used but can not explain. So, I am still studying this chapter.