"Martial Arts and legends" classic lines exposure upgrade big screen jokes still

Shang talk show Lu Xiuzai: Son once Yue Guofu film version "martial arts" poster Sina Entertainment News "Martial arts" release so far 10 days, the box office has exceeded billion mark. Director Shang Jing said that whether the box office is too billion for him is not the most concerned about, "I am most concerned about the audience laugh not to laugh, the film has brought everyone joy."　　"The laughter in cinemas around the country can make Shang Jing steadfast, and the laughter is the most frequent lines in the film." Writers Ning Wealth, said the film version of the "martial arts" back and forth a total of 15 drafts, each modification must adhere to the Director set a principle-must make everyone laugh out.　　The Wealth of God Smile "change to the end I am almost stupid", but the result of the near collapse is the most direct response of the audience--laughed miserably, laugh bad, laugh paralyzed, laugh split, laugh over, laugh stitches, laugh cramp, laugh twist bar, laugh I put cola spray next side that a face ... I would like to find from Shang Jing there "martial arts" director of the table, collection into the "classic comedy Lines" To love the work of the user and audience, but still lead to admit that there are too many content is in the scene actors Brainwave think out, so the author here can only be part of "very happy" lines show as follows,　　Only for this classic works can attract more viewers to the cinema to watch, common joy. Shang 1, stranger is not a person?　　The strange chicken is not the duck, the strange Dog is also the dog!　　2, I would rather be a clear conscience of the dead, do not do a midnight afraid of ghosts knocking on the living.　　3, you don't say I have a cup of you!　　4, crying (Gucci) bar! 5, I am very sao ... No, I'm sorry. 6, these thieves profiteers, using people's panic speculation high prices, disrupt the economy, is not a person!　　Living with them in a dynasty, it is my sorrow, my shame! 7. (Bai Zhantong said, I am half of these possessions ...)　　You're half divorced. Yeo only 1, (Guofu said: "Son Yue, do not buy a house, is silly son fool big idiot!"　　So we're not so worried. Monkey Rush and impatient to eat hot tofu? 2, (Guofu said: "I think well, our children are called Lu Guo."　　Then why not call it a loser? 3, (Guofu for Rob House queue, was despised, she came to the rescue scholar said, they all BS me ...) Scholar Comfort Guofu said: "Rest assured, is BS, not sb."　　"Bai Zhantong 1, Xiang Yu Ah, the next life we do husband and wife, do not always patronize the accounts, also patronize me."　　2, buy a house, buy a house, the west side of the building must certainly rise.　　3, Xiang Yu Ah, see you face, with a picture like.　　4, (Bai Zhantong late at night to encounter Yan small Six inquiries,) He said: This does not come out at night to soy sauce. 5, Matchless Ah, I thought you marry not to go out is your life is not good, the original is you do (cause)! We can't go on two (silly) anymore.How many years do you have to fumble in a dark single life?　　Chen Yao 1, we these people, every day and the sun constantly attack our skin (skin), an inattentive on the brain (old).　　2, "Buy from the house, anxious to rise up the price of the house, can't afford to buy a house, I wish to sell the children to change suites"! Other characters 1, wish Matchless: Their death method some strange. Little six: What's the catch?　　Matchless: Don't know, listen to Detective Dee always say so.　　2, Yan Xiao Liu: Help me take care of my seven uncles and grandparents: we will, but your seven uncles are dead; little six: Then the seven uncles and grandmothers; 3, Lou magistrate: Nip (ethically) do it!　　4, Keivuri: (to the scholar said) then I also have a problem, how can I not only meet the killing heart and can avoid the guilt caused by killing you? 3, Wish Matchless: You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your confession.　　You have the right to a lawyer, if you can't afford it, the yamen can give it to you ... 4, Delay: Next life you still want to be my Xiao San? PEI: I would like to, 5, small six Ah, why do you want to send me flowers Ah ~ six: This flower, I was in the tomb of seven for you, especially for you pick! Matchless: You are so send me flowers ...