Spoof: I am a highly qualified netizen

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According to authorities, the number of Internet users in China has reached 162 million, after 211 million of the United States, ranked second in the world. This 162 million inside, incredibly also includes 37 million of migrant workers. A mixed bag Ah, some people said that will not be the internet become illiterate, but I think I am afraid that the Internet is illiterate now.

So, as a typical, high-quality netizens, I stand up today, by example to announce my network life situation, for those low quality netizens self-improvement when as a reference goal.

First of all I want to say that my network life is very harmonious, this is because my hardware facilities are very perfect. In order to protect eyesight, reduce radiation, I insist on using a notebook to surf the internet, I like the whole English operating system, will not have any restrictions on the speed. For the feast for the eyes, I have a high-end camera, I also installed a wireless network card for the convenience of use, in order to pursue bandwidth, I chose the 1M ADSL package.

I am well aware that such complete equipment is not available to the low-end Internet users. Such high-end configuration, I like in the information superhighway opened a Mercedes Benz, at any time can go beyond those who open the low-end of QQ people. My principle is, since the Internet, it is necessary to get comfortable, rather than pull 抠唆 Internet, rather than simply not on. Speaking of this, I can not help but despise those who use Black-and-white screen mobile phone network of migrant workers, they are also counted netizens? At most just touch the internet door, I think, they even the internet this word can not spell.

My Daily Online time is about 16 hours, except eating and sleeping, whether in the company or at home, almost all hung online, this is the real netizen, compared to those who only one or two times a week on the online low quality netizens, I create for the internet is really too big. I went to the most site is a few major portals, definitely not like the low quality Internet users all day to entertainment, dating sites run, and not like they always browse pornographic sites, I think, the Internet is that they have to make the atmosphere of the vulgar. High-quality netizens like me, at best, go to the end of the Earth and Mop to see the novel, for those naked sexual description and sex video, I still very disgusted.

I use the mailbox is the VIP mailbox, the free lunch is not good to eat, this I understand, but those low quality netizens may not necessarily understand. I play the most game is CS, it is said that the CEO of many companies play this, I play the game is to cultivate their own management skills, in line with their status, absolutely not like those who can only play tractor low quality netizens, as well as those addicted to the network game to extricate themselves from the low IQ netizens.

I use the chat tool is Google Talk, completely different from those who can only play QQ migrant workers, but also different from those who stoop to the low quality of MSN white-collar workers. In my eyes, Google talk is the elite choice, can use this software are high-end people, there will be no boring harassment, there will be no jump to jump the group. Of course, occasionally I will video, but are limited to good friends, as to whether to have a passion for the composition, it depends on both sides of your love I wish. The so-called Passion video, one-night stand, the "love" word is the first, I do not like those low quality netizens, a line can not wait to find the object of diarrhea, is simply to think with the lower body of animals!

Again, E-commerce, I have always been online shopping when this b-c electronic mall, buy some genuine books, CD-ROM, digital products and so on, as for those C small Web sites, smoke, fakes rampant, I am absolutely not involved. B-c is the mall, C is stall, only the mall, to ensure that from the credibility of the service are guaranteed. I think, consumption habits and consumption patterns, is a distinction between the quality of Internet users an important sign.

As for movies and TV dramas and music, I definitely will not be watching the listening, it can guarantee the quality ah, intermittent, and often have a murmur. My method is of course the most fashionable, as long as all night to open BT, everything. Whether it's "Transformers" or "Prison Break", I'll open the speakers and enjoy them wholeheartedly. You see, this is the Internet cafes in the low quality users can not experience it, can only be done through pirated discs, is completely two realm.

In fact, I also feel that the quality of this thing is really not overnight between the training, I can not ask for low quality netizens can immediately self-improvement, however, I as a high-quality netizens, naturally necessary to write down this article, as a later dispel of social responsibility. (Zebian Admin01)