Ten humorous sentiment

1. The mouse fell into the half full cylinder, accidentally let it hi. After it was determined that there was no danger, it was stammered and eaten as soon as it was eaten. In this way, it ate and slept in the rice bowl. Beautiful days always slip quickly past, when the miner is about to hit bottom, after all, it can not get rid of the temptation of rice.

Finally, after the rice was finished, it was discovered that it was only a dream to jump out and nothing was done.

Sentiment: http: //www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/32533.html "> Our life seems flat, in fact, are crises everywhere

2. wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging beside her: more slowly. Be careful! Fire is too big. Turn over the fish quickly Shovel it up and put too much oil! Level the tofu! "Oh, my wife blurted out." I know how to cook. "" Of course you know, ma'am, "said her husband quietly." I just wanted to let you know When I was driving, you were chattering next and how did I feel. "

Feelings: Learning to understand others is not difficult, as long as you are willing to seriously stand on each other's point of view and position to see the problem

3. There is an old carpenter about to retire, reluctant to give him the boss, asking him to build a house and then go. Although the old carpenter agreed, but the heart is no longer on the job, using the bad news, out of the rough work. When the house is built, the boss says this is the gift of his retirement. I did not expect to actually build their own house, he was ashamed and regretted.

Sentiment: In fact, everything in your life is done for yourself and you want to be the best you can

4. In the high-speed train, an old man accidentally bought a new shoe just lost from the window, the people around feel sorry, but the elderly immediately saw the second shoe threw away from the window. This move even more surprising. The old man explained: no matter how expensive this shoe, for me, no use, and if anyone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he can wear it too!

Sentiment: doomed to irreparable pain, it is better to give up earlier

5. The first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and got nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, or so. The third day it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river, shouting: If you dare to use carrots as bait, I will die you.

Sentiment: You give are you "want" to give, rather than the other want, living in their own world to pay, not worth

6. A friend is a doctor, a cancer surgery, open and found not cut, had to sew. To explain the situation with the patient, that patient to rural areas, do not understand the terminology, insist that the surgery, the disease is good. Had to be discharged, a year after the visit, nice, cancer cells really disappear. My friend was a medical doctor before I went to study psychology.

Opinion: Optimistic attitude is the best surgery

7. That year, he sat in a coffee shop and other friends, a girl came to ask Q: You are blind to pass aunt Aunt? He looked up and looked at her, it is their favorite type, thinking why not wrong, so busy Promise: Yes, please sit down. On the wedding day, he confessed that he was not going to blind date. My wife laughed and said: I'm not going to blind date, just to find an excuse and you go up ...

Sentiment: the opportunity comes, do not hesitate to seize it

Two tigers, one in a cage and one in the wilderness. Two tigers think their environment is not good, envy each other. They decided to exchange identities and started happily. But soon, both tigers were dead: one starved to death, one gloomy and dead.

Sentiment: Sometimes people turn a blind eye to their own happiness and always look their eyes at the happiness of others. In fact, what you have is what others admire

9. The girl voted in public voting class, looks mediocre Xiaomei speech: If I was elected, in a few years, the sisters here can be proud of his gentleman, said that when I went to college, the class flower is also pretty! As a result, she was all votes Elected!

Sentiment: to convince others to support you, do not have to prove superior than others, but let others think, because of you, they become more excellent and more sense of accomplishment

10. At a dinner party, Mark Twain sat with a lady and said out of courtesy: You're so beautiful! The lady does not appreciate, says proudly: Unfortunately, I can not praise you the same! Euphemistically calmly said: That does not matter, you can be like me, say a lie on the line. The lady lowered her head ashamed

Sentiment: The stones you dropped, often tripping over yourself