"Water meter box" to help sign express really talented!

Half a month ago on the Internet to buy things have not arrived, so go to check http://www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/1238.html "> Logistics information, found that has been signed, sign for people to show incredibly is water meter box, your sister's water meter box is that ah?" Then on second thought, I went to check the water table, finally found the truth, Express can you have the only point?

Woke up this morning, my boyfriend suddenly and I said sorry, I inexplicably asked him why, the result of the goods look at me apologetically looked at me, just looking in the mirror to wake up, you must endure me for a long time.

Just went to college, in order to show that they are very personality, to the dormitory named "Unruly Pavilion", writing on the paper posted on the dormitory door, the results of four years four people have hung more than 20 families.

Primary school Chinese paper, the request: "Have ... Yes...... There are ... "sentence, a student is written in this way: Yesterday to Grandma's home, Grandma brought me a chicken leg, I finished eating ask Grandma still have?" Grandma replied: "Yes, there are, and"!

Today with a friend to the bank to withdraw money, he is taking, I saw a guestbook, just picked up and turned over, only to see the first page impressively with nails pinch out a few characters: why no pen ...

Friendly reminder, take the subway or bus, do not put the watermelon on the ground, or it will keep rolling, roll, keep rolling ... From the front of the car to the tail, even if you like a duck in the back called "Melon!" Melon！ Melon！ ”

My girlfriend thinks I'm fat, so I lose weight. The next day I went jogging, just a bus came, the driver thought I was chasing the bus, kind of stop to wait for me, I reluctantly under very reluctantly on the ground bus.

A math class teaches straight line, the teacher said "straight line, is infinite extension, no end ..." Then from the blackboard on the far left (by the window) with chalk to draw a straight line, while drawing to go, draw to the far right (by the door) incredibly did not stop, and then went straight to the wall on the door finally walked out of the classroom, leaving the whole class of students petrified. Leng for a while after the class representative to go out to see, come back to tell everyone this lovely teacher in the office to drink water.

Yesterday I went swimming with my husband, the little woman couldn't swim, and she wore a swimming ring in the deep pool. Husband swam a few laps tired, lying on my lap of the closed eyes to rest for a while. At this time suddenly remembered "Titanic" in the lens, I then affectionately called "Jack,jack,jack ..." the husband is slowly sinking into the bottom of the water, surrounded by people petrified ...

The eye is not comfortable at home drops Cherish Ming, the drop closes the eye lets the eyeball roll, again open eyes what all see disappear, frighten crazy, roar loudly. It's over, I'm blind! Suddenly the past came to mind. At this time my father lit a candle, saw me in the dark, the face of two lines of clear tears (is eye drops), my father scold "the longer go back, stop a electricity to see you to scare!" ”