Yahoo: All staff speak foul language to promote Yahoo

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June 4 News, according to foreign media reports, likes to speak foul language in public places Yahoo CEO Bartz to use dirty words to promote Yahoo. The following is the story of Bartz's legendary meeting:

Bartz: I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for taking part in the meeting. Please sit tight and keep quiet. We have a lot of things to discuss today.

(She's lively in front of her staff) believes many people know that Microsoft and Google last week had important product launches. Anyone here who knows a bit about Microsoft Bing and Google Wave development? (Swearing!)

When we finally got the word out, Yahoo's two biggest rivals had to mess it up! What does Bing really mean? I have to congratulate him on the worst name in history. Hey, guys! They just watched a demo video and they all started praising it. Come on!

and Google Wave?!? (foul language) take an inch! First of all, what the hell is this? These guys are just posting a video on YouTube showing a product that might be released one day. Once again! Those [dirty] journalists and bloggers began to write about how this thing is so magical!

And we have released some of the great new products, the media has written what?

We won't be silent any more.

Starting today, we have to fight back. We have to start a new marketing strategy so that everyone can no longer ignore Yahoo.

If you have a brain, you should be aware that I have already started testing this strategy. First of all, for those analysts, then the Wall Street Journal journalist Kara Swisher, I cursed him with a dirty word.

The effect is obvious. What about the bad news that the media no longer reported on Yahoo's great (bad-language) products, but reported one of my swearing? We're back in the headlines.

So, we need to reposition a lot of dirty language to reshape Yahoo's brand. Our new marketing slogan is: "Yahoo, [foul language] Yes!"

I want every Yahoo employee to do their best to use dirty language, not only in the company, but also in external meetings with customers and partners.

As part of the strategy, we have registered two domain names with swearing prefixes, including Google.com and (foul language) microsoft.com. Users will be invited to both sites to write down the bad reasons for Google and Microsoft. We will also publish a set of Web 2.0 tools and launch communities to look for innovative uses for swearing.

In order to promote this activity throughout the company, your leaders will give you a dirty dictionary for employees to read and use. The most creative swearing will be rewarded. Every Friday, we use "brave soap" to reward the most abusive staff outside!

I hope everyone is as excited as I am about it. If you are not interested, then, you are (foul language)!