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How do product managers get along with programmers

There is a lot of jokes between product managers and programmers, and most of the themes are that product managers are hacked (who makes more programmers). The news of the previous period has pushed this relationship to its climax: Of course, the spread of the affair is not the same as the thing itself (read it here), but it clearly reflects the social perception that "programmers hate product managers". As a product manager, the work will be difficult without the collaboration of the programmers. To get a good relationship, you need to find out why programmers hate product managers. You wasted my time 1 ...

How not to be disliked by programmers (RD)--to the young people who

Absrtact: Recently a young man who just did pm (product manager) came to accuse me of saying that the company's RD (programmers) were not. The need to times or understand the wrong, or simply back a sentence can not do, expression such as ashes. The PM blood has recently been a PM (product manager) of the young guy came to accuse me, said the company's technical Department of RD (programmers) are not to force. The need to times or understand the wrong, or simply back a "do not", expression such as ashes. This PM energetic, Zhang Ya dance grasping, the brain always has a ...

How to avoid being disliked by programmers (RD)

Absrtact: Recently a young man who just did pm (product manager) came to accuse me of saying that the company's RD (programmers) were not. The need to times or understand the wrong, or simply back a sentence can not do, expression such as ashes. The PM blood has recently been a PM (product manager) of the young guy came to accuse me, said the company's technical Department of RD (programmers) are not to force. The need to times or understand the wrong, or simply back a "do not", expression such as ashes. This PM energetic, Zhang Ya dance ...

The company's technical Department of RD (programmers) are not the force

This PM energetic, Zhang Ya dance grasping, the mind always has 10 million new product demand of the idea thump. He aggressive constantly complaining about Rd do not cooperate, ability, laziness, no thinking ability, no taste, incidentally even pull foot taste too big this thing also strongly condemned. "Rub, I will learn to program tomorrow!" "Hey, I found that pm are very like to say this very inspirational words!" Facing him, my heart suddenly melancholy up. A few years ago, I was almost like this, ignorant as white, but who knows such a PM, in many rd eyes is a silly force it. As a woman pm, I ...

The new venture: You fight the world, we define the world.

Intermediary transaction SEO diagnosis Taobao guest owners buy Cloud host technology Hall was originally considered "unreliable" and "brain residual" of the students, began to embark on the stage of entrepreneurship. For them: Liu's generation is the pursuit of beauty, for the pursuit of beauty money.   And our generation defines what beauty is. Not long ago, Tencent invited several new entrepreneurs to share their entrepreneurial experience.   At that time, the name of a boy wearing slippers on stage, clothes printed on the "I Love Human" four characters. "I was probably the first person to give a speech in a slipper," Yinsan.

15 Recommendations for it newcomers

A lot of people on the surface, it looks like a wussy, but in fact, they are more conceited, competitive, vain, even sinister.   When you see more in your work, you should get used to it. And some people, everything is written on the face, on the surface they often offend people, and even annoying.   But they are not necessarily the true temperament. I believe most of us have seen the old Hong Kong movie. Jacky Cheung, Tony Leung's flattering scene is so interesting, and there is such a paragraph: When two horse fart fine help The boss said, old ...

A reflection of the knowledge

There was a consensus among the team that the focus of content creation was on people, who were trying to socialize, and were encountering the side effects of socializing. At the beginning of 2014, the question-and-answer community was aware of the problem: what high-quality users had left to know? To this end, someone has to go to the left to know more than 3 months of known celebrities: @keso, @ and vegetable head, @ Sato Humble One, @ xiaoping, @ Lee Kai-fu ... Some people also deleted his personal page.   "Some things on the Internet" recommended this article for readers to bring in-depth analysis. Celebrities leave, know ...

15 tips for a new man in the workplace

Many people on the surface look at the wussy, in fact, the heart than who are strong, conceited, vain, even sinister.   I get used to seeing more in my work. There are some people who write everything on their faces and often offend people on the surface, even annoying.   But what they are doing is not necessarily true. I believe most of us have seen the old Hong Kong movie. Jacky Cheung, Tony Leung's flattering scene is too interesting, there is such a paragraph: When two horse fart fine help the boss to say the idea, the boss immediately stopped, and then patted the forehead: "Oh, I think of ...

Able to communicate and not communicate. The latter accounted for 90%

Recently, a young man who had just been a PM (product manager) came to me and complained that the company's RD (programmers) were not. The need to times or understand the wrong, or simply back a "do not", expression such as ashes. This PM energetic, Zhang Ya dance grasping, the mind always has 10 million new product demand of the idea thump. He aggressive constantly complaining about Rd do not cooperate, ability, laziness, no thinking ability, no taste, incidentally even pull foot taste too big this thing also strongly condemned. "Rub, I will learn to program tomorrow!" "Hey, I find pm are very fond of saying this sentence ...

Lei a system for himself.

From the beginning of Jinshan to the end of millet, from the juvenile to a late bloomer, from Zhu Xi to Wang Yangming, lei to himself to brush an operating system. December 16, 2009, on a snowy night, opposite the Beijing Yanshan Hotel, the Lounge café.   In hindsight, it was the eve of a gloomy it old man turning into a upstart. That night lei shout friend drink, Bi Sheng, Li Vanchang, Lee Colling Jinshan Kibaki and friends in the column. That night lei in the mood of sadness, frustration and contradictions, while sobbing unceasingly, one bottle after another bottle of beer irrigation. A group of people drank more and more. 11:30.

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