Java程式員必看電影：Java 4-ever

如果你是Java程式員或者說你有意往Java方面發展，這麼這部由JavaZone製作的惡搞微軟.net的小電影一定值得你去看一看。

影片通過叛逆小夥的成長曆程描述了在微軟帝國下Java所給人們帶來的新思維和新方向，拍攝的非常具備專業水準，強烈推薦觀看。

 

 

(Scene: A father and his son playing "throw-and-catch")
(情境: 一位父親和兒子玩丟接球遊戲)

Narrator: They appear to be a perfect family
旁白: 他們看起來像是一個完美的家庭

(Scene: bedtime story)
(情境: 床邊故事)

Father: Export all OLE objects with the command line
父: 以命令列輸出所有的OLE對象

Father: So that they will be available for Internet information
父: 所以它們能為網際網路資訊所用

Son: Dad?
子: 爸爸?

Narrotor: But sometimes appearances can be deceiving.
旁白: 但是有些時候外表是假象

Son: Why do we always use .Net?
子: 為什麼我們總是使用.Net?

Father: What do you mean?
父: 你說什麼?

Son: Are there no other developing platforms?
子: 沒有其它的發展平台嗎?

Father: I think it's time for you to go to sleep!
父: 我想你該睡了!

Narrator: As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding
旁白: 當一個年輕小夥子發現一個新世界就此展開

(Scene: Son's growth)
(情境: 兒子的成長)

Son & Peer: Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is!
兒子與夥伴: 看到沒! 它多漂亮、堅固、安全、可攜帶性和可擴充性!

Father: Hey, what are you guys up to?
父: 嗨, 你們這些傢伙在幹嘛?

Son: We are just enjoying some porn.
子: 我們只是在看色情影片.

Father: Hope you're not doing Java and open source...
父: 希望你們不要弄些Java和開源的東西...

Son & peer: No!
兒子與夥伴: 沒!

Father: Good!
父: 很好!

Narrator: For being young is all about experimenting
旁白: 因為年輕就是要不斷實驗

Father: What are you doing in there?
父: 你在裡面做什麼?

Son: Nothing!
子: 啥都沒!

Father: Hello?
父: 哈囉?

Son: Yeah, I'm almost done!
子: 耶, 我快好了!

(Scene: Christmas Dinner, son's confession, and father's death)
(情境: 聖誕節晚餐, 兒子的告白, 和父親的死)

Family: Merry Christmas!
(全家: 聖誕快樂!)

Narrotor: But a secret can't stay a secret forever...
旁白: 但是秘密沒有辦法永久是秘密...

Son: Dad...
子: 爸爸...

Son: Mom..I have a confession to make.
子: 媽媽..我有事要坦白.

Son: I use Java!
子: 我用Java!

Father: What the hell are you talking about?
父: 你說什麼鬼啊?

Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn't only run in Windows.
子: 我要使用不單單只是在Windows中跑的程式語言.

Father: That's just wrong!
父: 那是大錯特錯!

Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.
子: 可移植性從來不是微軟優先考慮的, 你是知道的.

Mother: My son is a monster!
母: 我兒子是怪物!

The java Post: "One of the most compelling dramas for our time..."
Java郵報: "一個屬於我們年代最驚天動地的戲劇..."

Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications...
父: Microsoft給了我們網上應用程式...

Father: that share information with other applications via web servers.
父: 可以經由網站伺服器和其它應用程式分享資訊.

Wired: "Truly gripping..."
聯機雜誌: "實在扣人心弦..."

Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages...
父: 它們實在可以讓我們傳送XML-訊息...

Father: ...through SOAP! Through SOAP!
父:...藉由SOAP! 藉由SOAP!

Son: Shouldn't you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?
子: 你難道不該可以基於你自己的需求做自己的選擇嗎?

(Scene: The father ripps off his son's shirt and sees a tattoo of an arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies)
(情境:父親扯掉兒子的襯衫, 看到一個一箭穿心的刺青, 心上還些個Java. 父親昏倒死掉了)

Son: Dad?
子: 爸?

James Gosling: "...a masterpiece!"
James Gosling(Java之父): "...曠世之作!"

(Scene: The graveyard, the son's grievous confession, and the hot girl.)
(情境: 墓園、兒子的哀傷告白和辣妹.)

Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.
旁白: 但是, 有時候真相帶來可怕的代價.

Son: Maybe you were right, dad.
子: 也許你曾是對的, 爸.

(Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?)
(碑文: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, 今天你想往哪兒?)

Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java.
子: 也許.NET是比Java好.

Son: Maybe it's easier if Microsoft sets the standard...
子: 也許那會(生命)會輕鬆些, 如果Microsof定下了標準...

Hot girl: Java is far better!
辣妹: Java是大大的好!

Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can't do with Microsoft.
辣妹: 你可以做超好的最佳化和Server Load Balancer, 這些是你無法以Microsoft做到的.

Hot girls: Java is the future!
辣妹: Java是未來!

Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT
旁白: 來自JAVATAR and .NOT的一個無懈可擊的導演.

Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows
旁白: Eddie Larrison、Scalla Johansson和兩度金愚獎得主William Windows領銜主演

Father: Goddammit!
父: (粗口)

Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive
旁白: 和Mona Lisa Harddrive的優異演出

Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux
旁白: 在此介紹Lenny Linux

Narrotor: Java 4-ever
旁白: Java永生！