笑話之三： 電話 張叔叔 爸爸回來了

電話鈴聲響﹐小女孩接起電話耳機.... 　

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'微軟雅黑;color:blue">男人﹕“喂﹐小娃兒微軟雅黑;color:blue">﹐我是爸爸﹐媽媽在哪兒﹖”

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(微軟雅黑;color:red">小女孩﹕“媽媽和張叔叔在樓上的房間。” font-family:楷體_GB2312;color:blue">

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'楷體_GB2312;color:blue">男人有點生氣地說﹕“哪個張叔叔﹖我們家不認識叫張叔叔的人啊﹗”微軟雅黑"> 　

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(楷體_GB2312;color:red">小女孩﹕“有啊﹐每次你上班後就來找媽媽的張叔叔啊。”

過了不久﹐

男人沉住氣冷靜地說﹕“小娃兒﹐我們來玩個遊戲好不好。”font-family:微軟雅黑">

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(楷體_GB2312;color:red">小女孩興奮地說﹕“好哇﹗”

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'楷體_GB2312;color:blue">男人﹕“你先去樓上的房間﹐然後大聲喊 "爸爸回來啦﹗"過後再來聽電話。” 小女孩照著做了﹐不久聽到一陣慘叫﹐小女孩跟著聽電話..... 　

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'楷體_GB2312;color:blue">男人﹕“媽媽怎麼了﹖”

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(楷體_GB2312;color:red">小女孩﹕“媽媽聽到你回來後﹐就衝出房間﹐不小心從樓梯跌下來﹐現在不動了。”

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'楷體_GB2312;color:blue">男人有點滿意地接著問﹕“哪.....張叔叔呢﹖”font-family:微軟雅黑">

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(楷體_GB2312;color:red">小女孩﹕“我看到他從房間的視窗跳下遊泳池﹐可是他好像忘記爸爸前天為了清理遊泳池已把水放了﹐現在他躺在遊泳池底﹐也不動了。”

男人沉默了一陣子.................楷體_GB2312;color:blue">“遊.......遊泳池﹖.........請問這裡號碼是不是***********﹖” 　

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color:red;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>(楷體_GB2312;color:red">小女孩﹕“不是。”

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color:blue;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:"Wingdings 2"'>'楷體_GB2312;color:blue">男人﹕“噢﹐抱歉﹐打錯電話”。