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Architect[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense !" The architect replied, "let me have a look ."When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed ?"The architect replied, "I

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Create a slightly naughty personal homepage-structure, personal homepage -- Directory Create a slightly naughty personal homepage-menuCreate a slightly naughty personal homepage-structure First of all, I would like to thank everyone for giving me a face and seeing comments. However, I forgot to say that the design was inspired by a promotional image of the

Create a slightly naughty personal homepage-structure Directory Create a slightly naughty personal homepage-menuCreate a slightly naughty personal homepage-structure First of all, I would like to thank everyone for giving me a face and seeing comments. However, I forgot to say that the design was inspired by a promotional image of the processing system pro

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. This will increase the pillar with the distance, and the whole process is almost like this. First, move the column: ..... When the conditions are met, add the column. Add the column to write some HTML code: ..... Next is the last step to verify the collision. This is the process of getting the top coordinate of the bird and comparing its own volume with the column. ..... In this way, the general function is actually implemented, and then an endgame and resetgame method are added so that

Naughty letters.We all know that there are 26 English letters, abcdef .... These letters make up a string, but as these letters are born, there are some letters that come together and play together. We have 26 letter number 1~26, that is, 1 corresponds to a,...,26 corresponding to Z, the first letter and the i+1 letter of mutual goodwill, together will run away, I for the 1~26 inside the odd, run away after the empty space from the back of the letter

As test driven development continues to grow in popularity amongst. NET developers, scenes like this will become common place. Be afraid, be very afraid! Http://www2.cnblogs.com/images/cnblogs_com/lovewangshu/16411/o_10000Lines.jpg A cartoon from theserverside is called "test-driven development fun". After reading it, I suspect that foreigners have a sense of humor, but afraid does. (Why is it wrong when I re-insert an image from the database!

I accidentally discovered this movie. I really like it. Although the story is a bit old, I have to say that every detail is well handled, music videos and music from titles, as well as Alex's self-ridicule and cool humor. Alex and Sophie went to Sophie's sister's house for dinner. After dinner, they walked out of her sister's house,Sophie said: It's really interesting tonight.ALEX: indeed, except for those potato chips, I was wondering that insulatio

Previous full version: Http://www.cnblogs.com/TwilightLemon/p/7076938.html QQ Music API is really naughty, get the API of the song list has been changed many times, Meow meow meow Legacy API (Expired):Https://y.qq.com/n/yqq/playlist/{0}.html#stat=y_new.profile.create_playlist.clickdirid=6{0}: Song list IDNew API:Https://c.y.qq.com/qzone/fcg-bin/fcg_ucc_getcdinfo_byids_cp.fcg?type=1json=1utf8=1onlysong=0 disstid={0}format=jsong_tk=5381loginuin

took me to take a walk but, this two days master cold I am so stuffy, fortunately my home has xx cold medicine one grain effect! I can go out and play again! (Nani, how does it feel like a veterinary drug?) ）Real Estate "30 minutes to the city center" "one hour from downtown" These propaganda words can not use the whole? It's okay, is there an alternative force that's still higher? "Buy xx to read XX Elite school" also can not advertise but we change a point of view is also possible to see how

#include #include #include #include #include using namespace Std;const int MAXN = 1000010;__int64 SUM[MAXN];__int64 NUM[MAXN];__int64 ANS[MAXN];__int64 VIS[MAXN];__int64 query;__int64 N, Q;BOOL Cmp1 (__int64 A, __int64 b){return a > B;}int main (){while (~SCANF ("%i64d", n)){for (int i = 1;i scanf ("%i64d", num[i]);Sort (num+1, num+1+n, CMP1);Sum[0] = 0;for (int i = 1;i Sum[i] = Sum[i-1] + num[i];memset (ans, 0, sizeof (ans));for (int k = 1;k {__int64 pos_s = 0;__int64 pos_e = 1;__int64 t = 0;__

Title: Starting from 1 consecutive integers make up a string, and ask Nth which is the corresponding character of the bit.Analysis: Dynamic programming, DP. Count the length of the preceding substring corresponding to each number;Find the substring of the corresponding string of the given length, and then take the character of the N-len (substring) corresponding to the number.Description: Refueling ╮(╯▽╰)╭.#include UVa 10427-naughty Sleepy Boys

) .. attr(' height ', function(d) { return - yscale(yaccessor(d)); }) You can put a constant or function in every attr, this time you use the scale, you give your scale a y-axis value of the parameter, he returned to you a corresponding length.The same x and y coordinates can be calculated as well. . attr(' x ',function (d) { return XScale(xaccessor(d)); }) . attr(' y ', function (d) { return yscale(yaccessor(d)); }) If y

dataOutputfor each set of data, output an integer that represents the number of scenarios that satisfy the test instructions. Sample Input235Sample Output2421HintN=2, the number one can have 1-2-1 or 1-1-12 scenariosN=3, the number one can have 1-2-1-1 or 1-1-2-1 or 1-2-2-1 or 1-1-1-1 four options"Thinking" it is easy to think that each step of the plan is the first three states pushed over, that is, the left runway, the current runway, the right track, written as DP is: DP[I][J] = dp[i-1][j +

Have a sense of humor, Life is more romantic and happy! Because, "with laughter, there will be no war; If you have a sense of humor, you will not be lonely !" With a humorous character, Naturally, interpersonal relationships will be better! "Humorous, romantic", a basket of laughter I once heard a story about a couple traveling by train, but along the road, my wife was always talking, and I thought the tr

1. Architect [Humor] A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake. "This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look ." When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train. As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? " The architect re

-- ○ Architects[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look. "When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? "The architect

There are three levels of humor. The first, the lowest level, exists in people who only laugh at their jokes and can do interesting thinking: the second, that is, the middle level. A person who laughs at a joke and can do interesting thinking.Only those who can laugh at themselves and do interesting thinking about themselves can achieve the third, that is, the highest level. At this time, all problems and troubles will retreat, there is a special soot

Preface recently, many people's mobile phones have received such a "Duan zi": A Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by the Russian rescue team. The reporter asked him how he felt. The survivor thought for a long time and said: "The earthquake on a dog day is so fierce! I was dug out and thought that I was shocked by foreigners ." Despite being a "Duan zi", despite being deductive, We are admired and gratified by the humor and open-mindedness in i