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Happy Smile programmers humor three-general Linux technology-Linux programming and kernel information, the following is a detailed reading. Coders write poems The office room and the programmer in the office room; Programmers write programs and exchange wine with the program. When you wake up, you just sit online and get drunk and stay asleep; Drunk wine wake up day after day, online next year after y

Architect[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense !" The architect replied, "let me have a look ."When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed ?"The architect replied, "I

As test driven development continues to grow in popularity amongst. NET developers, scenes like this will become common place. Be afraid, be very afraid! Http://www2.cnblogs.com/images/cnblogs_com/lovewangshu/16411/o_10000Lines.jpg A cartoon from theserverside is called "test-driven development fun". After reading it, I suspect that foreigners have a sense of humor, but afraid does. (Why is it wrong when I re-insert an image from the database!

I accidentally discovered this movie. I really like it. Although the story is a bit old, I have to say that every detail is well handled, music videos and music from titles, as well as Alex's self-ridicule and cool humor. Alex and Sophie went to Sophie's sister's house for dinner. After dinner, they walked out of her sister's house,Sophie said: It's really interesting tonight.ALEX: indeed, except for those potato chips, I was wondering that insulatio

Have a sense of humor, Life is more romantic and happy! Because, "with laughter, there will be no war; If you have a sense of humor, you will not be lonely !" With a humorous character, Naturally, interpersonal relationships will be better! "Humorous, romantic", a basket of laughter I once heard a story about a couple traveling by train, but along the road, my wife was always talking, and I thought the tr

1. Architect [Humor] A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake. "This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look ." When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train. As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? " The architect re

-- ○ Architects[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look. "When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? "The architect

There are three levels of humor. The first, the lowest level, exists in people who only laugh at their jokes and can do interesting thinking: the second, that is, the middle level. A person who laughs at a joke and can do interesting thinking.Only those who can laugh at themselves and do interesting thinking about themselves can achieve the third, that is, the highest level. At this time, all problems and troubles will retreat, there is a special soot

Preface recently, many people's mobile phones have received such a "Duan zi": A Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by the Russian rescue team. The reporter asked him how he felt. The survivor thought for a long time and said: "The earthquake on a dog day is so fierce! I was dug out and thought that I was shocked by foreigners ." Despite being a "Duan zi", despite being deductive, We are admired and gratified by the humor and open-mindedness in i

Reprinted from: http://www.oschina.net/question/30362_4046 Bicycle OneProgramThe clerk rode a very beautiful bicycle to the company, and another programmer saw him and asked, "Where did you get such a beautiful car ?" The programmer who rode the bicycle said, "I just came over from there. A pretty girl rode in this car and parked in front of me. She took off all her clothes and said to me, 'You

This kind of discourse is only available to children. They are innocent and cute, and there is no evil humor everywhere. After reading this, I think everyone will smile from the bottom of their hearts ...... Now we are walking too fast, and our soul cannot keep up! Kindergarten 1Question 1: What if there is no water in the sea one day?Kid A: Fish goes to the river. (Think About It, continue) Oh, no, what should the whale do? It's too big to go in. (C

friend, with a mind-renewal insider, explained to the boss how to use one by one the boss bought it. ”.To this day, Hayes told us, "I seem to have seen the fat body," said the smiling face, and heard the kind, profound giggle.The laughter helped me through countless tough times and reminded me of the power of the prison. Go to work. ”I bird ti grip blood of the role of the foot, and can also rely on ... A ' Wei ' day ik}-to understand the value of prayer. They rely on the wrong prayer to contac

: this is more straightforward, the supervisor to each SEO commissioner to assign a few stations or several keywords, and then basically don't care what. The rest is "Eight Immortals crossing recount", usually a professional optimization company. The list is generally enterprise station, the key words are not many. But hit the Baidu index big, the fierce competition key words on the headache. According to the scheduled plan does not go up, the company can not make money, their own more do not th

I heard that married to marry programmers, money more words less die early. This is mostly the programmer's own black. Programmers have a very special sense of humor a group, good at self-deprecating, the courage to black, strong tolerance, a lot of things Wucken, not to be able not to endure the crown an anger. However, it is such a nice person, there are some things that can not stand.Changes in demandWhy is the "demand change" ranked first?Because

Do not know how to think of this topic, so write their own views, and we discuss the discussion. First, define the 2 main discussion objects: Professional programmer: Before the programmer is to read computer and related majors, such as: computer, mathematics, software engineering and so on. They work in the programmer's line mainly because they learn the line, of course, also like this line, or they are cu

you a better programmer. 14. review your code. When you see your previous Code, there are usually two ways: "difficult to believe, this code is written by me" and "difficult to believe, this code is written by me ". The first is often a nasty tone and is thinking about how to improve it. You may be amazed that the old code can also be revived into a better program, or even a complete product. The second is usually with a sense of surprise and ac

I have not posted many posts, because I think I like it very much and I will share it with you, but no one will post it back. Alas, look at this time. If you like it, be sure to help me pin it up. Give me the motivation to post it ~! The highest

Go from program HorizonI heard that married to marry programmers, money more words less die early. This is mostly the programmer's own black. Programmers have a very special sense of humor a group, good at self-deprecating, the courage to black, strong tolerance, a lot of things Wucken, not to be able not to endure the crown an anger. However, it is such a nice person, there are some things that can not stand.Changes in demandWhy is the "demand change

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