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curiously and asked him:"What do you do with these questions? Break the condom. " Mutual attacksOne informal meeting with Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. During the dinner, the two quarrelled loudly. The two-party delegation of the United States and Russia tried their best to dissuade us. When the situation gradually eased, Allbright said with a smile: "Why are you so angry? Why should I tell you a joke to go to the fire? One day I walk in the

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the boy continues to ask, "Are you stupid and not afraid of death ?" "They are all afraid of death ." "Was it because a couple was hit and they left behind ?" "Stupid, I didn't mean they were all public !" "Can comrades !" "……, Sexual orientation is normal !" "Will it take one shot to kill two of them ?" "No ." "How about killing three at a gun ?" "No ." "What about four ?" "No !" "What about five ?" "Absolutely not !!!" "Are there always six possibilities ?" "Unless you are a zombie, it's poss

telling stories to ease the fatigue of boarding the building.The joke was told, and the song was sung. It was hard to climb to the fifth layer, and everyone felt exhausted."Well, Peter, let's tell a humorous story ."Peter said: "The story is not long, but sad: I forgot the key to the room in the lobby ."[Epiphany] We are painful, humorous, and happy. 7. Selling books A famous writer is coming to the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and

OneProgramThe clerk suddenly found himself standing in a courtroom and decided whether to go to heaven or go to hell. The Court Committee said he could give his opinion and asked him if he wanted to visit heaven or hell first. "Of course," the programmer replied, "I know exactly what heaven is like. Let me look at Hell ." Then an angel took him to a sunny beach, and many beautiful women wearing bikinis played beach volleyball and listened to music. "Wow !" The programmer exclaimed, "Hell looks

Judgment question, a bit around, notice in the answer is not only a moment of judging conditions to be judged by B array#include #include#includeusing namespacestd;intb[110000],f[110000];mapint,int>Map,a;intMain () {intn,i,m; CIN>> N >>m; for(i=1; ii) {cin>>F[i]; if(! Map[f[i]]) map[f[i]]=i; Else{A[f[i]]=true; } } for(i=1; ii) {cin>>B[i]; if(!Map[b[i]]) {cout"Impossible"Endl; return 0; } } for(i=1; ii) {if(A[b[i]]) {cout"Ambiguity"Endl; return 0; }} cout"Possible"Endl; for(i=1; i

1. Title Description: Click to open the link2. Problem-Solving ideas: First s1,s2 stitching together, and then check the concatenation of the string length len is the same as the length of S len2, if the same, the two strings in accordance with the dictionary order, comparison, if each bit is the same, output yes.3. Code:#define _crt_secure_no_warnings#include Copyright NOTICE: This article for Bo Master original article, without Bo Master permission not reproduced. #101 (Div.2) A. Amusing

mother's pain is reduced, then the son's father's pain will increase, now the husband's pain does not increase, Then the husband is not the father of the child. the warning for the program Ape is that there are procedures everywhere in life. from a husband's point of view, you think you're right, but in fact many times it's just fantasy. the warning for the program Ape is: Never believe that you are right, take a closer look, take a closer look, The important thing to look at three ti

a can read, such as when you finish reading this sentence, only the word is all chaotic.15. One evening at the river, ah Q to his girlfriend said: I can speak a word to make you laugh. Girlfriend said no letter. A q at this time, went to a ha eight dog in front, plop down on the ground, only listen to a shout: Dad. The result drew laughter from all the prophets. Ah Q back to the girlfriend again shouted: Mom.16. A man ran into the compartment and shouted in a hurry: "There's a wife in the next

Simple question.#include #include#include#includeusing namespacestd;Const intmaxn=100000+Ten;intn,m;intB[MAXN],F[MAXN];intCNT[MAXN];intMain () {scanf ("%d%d",n,m); memset (CNT,0,sizeofCNT); for(intI=1; i) {scanf ("%d",F[i]); Cnt[f[i]]++; } for(intI=1; i"%d",B[i]); BOOLFail=0; for(intI=1; iif(cnt[b[i]]==0) fail=1; if(fail==1) printf ("impossible\n"); Else{fail=0; for(intI=1; iif(cnt[b[i]]>1) fail=1; if(fail) printf ("ambiguity\n"); Else{printf ("possible\n"); memset (CNT,0,sizeofCNT); for

been wondering what he grew up eating. 10. when I was in elementary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow a rubber. If I didn't borrow it, he would be entangled. Then I used all my strength and shouted, "I don't want to marry (borrow) here you are. "At that time, the students immediately calmed down ,,,. 11. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with the camera, so he shouted "boss, change the camera !" Overall 12. I give you a shit! 13.

Dragon Boat Festival joke 1. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrived, the administrative department of the company sent a basket of dumplings to each foreign employee. The next day, a foreign employee called the administrative department to express his gratitude: "The thing you sent is delicious, although the lettuce outside is a little hard." 2. Everyone watched the Dragon Boat Race and burned wheat into the water. Zongzi did not want to take off his c

A joke came before the holiday: IT people gather together to pay attention to drinking (super funny), it super funny Everyone drinks beer. Now you're seated ......You poured yourself a cup of cola, which is called low configuration.You poured yourself a beer, which is a standard configuration.You poured yourself a cup of tea. The color of the tea is the same as that of beer. This is called a Trojan horse.You poured yourself a cup of cola and a few dro

Chatting with a friend yesterday Me: "Gee!" I forgot how much money I had last time. Friend: Haha, you ask him, ' The last time I sent you the 500 fast (me to determine the remit of not more than 500 is mainly to forget is 200 or 300) when the money ah? ' Me: "It makes sense!" * * This friend by the way said a joke. Friend: "Haha, think the problem should change an angle!" You haven't heard, one night to wake up to want to know the time, took a pair o

In the past two days, the annual Python programming language Conference PyCon is being held in Santa Clara, California. However, it is not the contents of the Conference that triggered waves on Hacker News and Reddit, but a trigger on PyCon. It is now named "PyCon event" by a joke ". Adria Richard is a developer promoter. Her job is to participate in various developer conferences, so that developers can better understand her company's products. This P

Business time made a small website, super cold joke, address: http://www.superjokes.cn/Development technology:ASP. MVC5 +sqlserver2012Orm:npocoWith a simple three-layer structureUse Htmlagilitypack made a small reptile, can now crawl part of the website jokes, haha, a bit not authentic.Code writing is very simple, there is no technical content, I hope you less spray me.Integrates seven Qiniu storage and Sendcloud mail services.Source Address: Https://

Link: http://acm.hdu.edu.cn/showproblem.php? PID = 1, 4969Just a joke Time Limit: 2000/1000 MS (Java/others) memory limit: 131072/131072 K (Java/Others)Total submission (s): 332 accepted submission (s): 135Problem descriptionhere is just a joke, and do not take it too seriously. Guizeyanhua is the president of acmm, and people call him President guizeyanhua. when guizeyanhua is walking on the road, Everyon

Hdu 4969 Just a Joke (points), hdu4969 Link: hdu 4969 Just a Joke Guizeyanhua is going to chase a girl. The girl is moving at a uniform speed on the Circle centered around Guizeyanhua and with a radius of R. The girl's speed is v1, The Guizeyanhua speed is v2, and the radius is R, guizeyanhua can only run from D to leg pain. Now, Guizeyanhua is going to chase girls only if they are girls and Guizeyanhua are

Newbeta.org Report-previously announced completionVistaBrute-force cracking outside kengenProgramThe clerk again issued a statement saying that he had not developed the so-called Vista brute force cracking tool, just to joke with everyone. "In fact, the so-called The brute force cracking tool is just a joke. I never expected it to work out the serial number, and I never tried it. I hope all the people wh

license and the GPL and was awarded the Free Software Progress Award from the Free Software Foundation. Later Guido and his team set up the Python Software Foundation, which placed copyrights and licenses under it.Founder Guido Van Rossum's thoughtful and flexible approach has created a good environment for Python's initial development, including several transfers of ownership, the drafting of new licenses, the resourcefulness to mediate with the free software camp, and the final security integ