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Use the Webpasser framework to crawl the entire site content of a joke website. The Webpasser is a configurable crawler framework with a built-in page parsing engine that can quickly configure a crawler task. The configuration method separates page parsing from data storage and can be repaired quickly if the target site is revised.The configuration instructions are as follows (see Http://git.oschina.net/passer/webpasser for the complete configuration

Source: ojos no rasgadosAuthor: Daniel, Spanish. He wrote a blog in Chinese and is only 24 years old. When I traveled to Lithuania two years ago, our tour guide told a very interesting joke: After the decline of the Soviet Union, our country was finally free, but it was very backward. At the meeting, the leaders discussed how to bring the national economy up. One member made a surprising suggestion: the war with Russia. This sentence aroused an

he buys four treasures. A day, after the sudden birth yaxing, some capable paper, and point on the best sandalwood. A moment of calm, ink brush, solemnly write the next line of words: Hello world!A woman: You can make this forum people noisy, I will go with you tonight. A software engineer: PHP is the best language! A forum fryer, all kinds of quarrel ... A woman: Take you, let's go you can do whatever you want. A software engineer: Not today, I must convince them that PHP must be the best lang

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misleading. From this point of view, o2o seems to have become a joke, which is purely a comfort for the online environment. The offline pace is completely "self-control", without the offline link, can o2o be called o2o? Therefore, in order for o2o to truly develop, we must first have a good offline service quality, including product quality and service quality, which can be improved. As for online payment and group buying, you can keep up with the pa

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Calculation (replacement joke) search, replacement Little garlic is naughty again. This time, my sister's lab reports were poisoned. My sister's lab report originally records the sequence from 1 to n, and any two numbers are separated by spaces. However, the space between the numbers is deleted by the garlic in qijie, and the entire sequence of numbers is changed to a number string with a length of 1 to 100 and no space in the header. Now my sister is

Joke-three ghosts One day, three ghosts met God while shopping! They said to God, they all died badly and hoped to bring them to heaven! God says helplessly that there are too many households in heaven. But now there is another place! Let's talk about it. Let's see who died the worst, and let it go to heaven!So the first ghost began to say ...... I was a cleaner during my lifetime. Hard work! From busy to late! One day, I was cleaning gla

typical example of portable storage. Ah, don't buy a house, tangle; buy a house, more tangle. I wanted to tell my wife. I thought about it later. Forget it. Let her be silly and have fun. I try harder. Add a joke: A friend and a girl sit in the teahouse with a girl. After learning about the work, education, family, and hobbies of both parties, the conversation was in a dilemma and began to talk about some social topics. Me: What do you think

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This joke is purely fictitious! One day, the messenger of hell found Anders hejlsberg,"I have two messages to tell you. One is good news, the other is bad news. Which one do you want to listen to first ?" Anders hejlsberg thought about it and said I 'd like to hear the good news first. "The good news is that all developers in hell are using Visual Studio. NET 2003 !!!" "Oh, that's really good news," Anders hejlsberg said. "What about bad news ?"

vegetables and fish. How can we get to the output end of the toilet to become a zombie, vegetables and fish should have been removed from the toilet? If you have understood it carefully, the container itself does not have any implementation on the interface, that is, the toilet itself does not have the function to convert the excrement into vegetables and fish. You may think more clearly. The farmer's uncle will spread the peat in the field, and then they moisten the growth of the vegetable see

Looking at shuimu Joker, X and E are the trend. If joke is not X or E, it cannot become a senior joker. After so many years of diving in the unknown, the water and wood, and the mess, I also have the most basic qualities of Joker. //////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////// Get up contract It is so painful to get up in winter morning.At seven o'clock, the mobile phone's alarm clock rang on time. LG and I are just

I have been paying a little attention to the news over the past two days. I know the story of the writer 6th and 6th, and many people are making comments. They all support 6th and 6th, so will they feel the slightest comfort. Life is always fighting, interpersonal relationships in the workplace, hard work problems, tedious things in life, physical illness, and feelings with partners, children, and even parents. The following are some of the comments we have posted on the Internet, which are

, "Are you stupid and not afraid of death ?""They are all afraid of death .""Was it because a couple was hit and they left behind ?""Stupid, I didn't mean they were all public !""Can comrades !""……, Sexual orientation is normal !""Will it take one shot to kill two of them ?""No .""How about killing three at a gun ?""No .""What about four ?""No !""What about five ?""Absolutely not !!!""Are there always six possibilities ?""Unless you are a zombie, it's possible !""... Okay, so can all birds be mo

April Fool's Day is coming, if you want to have a geek joke with friends or colleagues who want to surf the internet, try these CSS. Disclaimer: All the consequences of the spoof, please the person responsible for the hoax. This site does not assume any responsibility.Note: This paper takes chrome as an example1. Page Upside down The code is as follows: Body { -webkit-transform:rotate (180DEG); } 2. Web page rotationThe code is as follows: B

from:http://www.bradmcgehee.com/2010/05/may-question-favorite-dba-joke/?utm_source=feedburnerutm_medium= Feedutm_campaign=feed%3a+sqlaloha+%28sql+aloha%29 A Big party are being held to honor relational database systems their impact on the modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people Host:who have you brought along?ORACLE:I have 4 DBA ' s in tow. One to install me, one