A little joke about it

On the way to see a girl came to me: "Excuse me, do you study computer?" "I nodded in doubt," she said excitedly, "Do you have a girlfriend?" "I am excited to shake my head:" No Ah, is not your home computer broken? She turned to the girl behind her and said, "Look, I know this backpack is a computer-learning cock." ”

One time drunk, Lao Wang moved out 5 fingers to ask me, this is a few, I counted a number answer say "4". He said you are drunk, I better debater said no, and then throw out 3 finger head ask me is a few, I say is 2. He said you are really drunk, you count, so I pointed to the first finger, 0,1,2 ... Lao Wang suddenly laolei freely, you are really a cup of programmer ...

Some women are windows although very good, but security is too big.
Some women are MFC her condition is very good, but not everyone can play the start.
Some women are C # Long is very beautiful, but the housework is not.
Some women are C + +, she will silently do a lot of things for you.
Some women are a compilation, although it is troublesome, but sometimes they have to ask for it.
Some women are SQL, she will bring great help to your development.

Love is a cycle of death, and once executed it is trapped.
Falling in love with a person is a memory leak – you will never be able to release it.
When you really fall in love with someone, that's the constant limit that never changes.

Network chat, want to express the other side is a pig, the average person will play "xxx you this pig." ", Programmers will
Hit Xxx.ispig = TRUE.

10 lines of code nine warnings eight errors unexpectedly dare to say 7th proficient six days learn all corners also not see so three heart
The two-meaning project manager is just a nasty.

Q: The program ape hates the son of Kangxi most. Answer: 禩. Because he is eight elder brother (bug)
A girlfriend is a private variable that only my class can call.
A lover is a pointer when you must pay attention, otherwise it will bring great disaster.

A television broadcast caused a stir, actors are amateurs, the role of grasp are in place and natural.
Reporter asked: "That shop is small two who play?" Hard-working, on call, overtime not to pay, never complained. ”
A: "Well, it's quite in place, before it's done."

Love is his mother. The process: Determining the type of liking is demand analysis; Initial contact is a summary design, in-depth contact is a detailed design; Determining a relationship is writing code; cohabitation is a test; a quarrel is a fix bug; A project manager leaves a spouse; Project upgrade is a child The project is a damn divorce.

A game company recruit a Japanese when the main policy, the first day of work on the subordinate said: "I am a overtime crazy, I hope you cooperate with me." "One months later he returned to Japan, and the last word was:" It is inhumane to work overtime. ”

College graduates three years, several students in Ban Qun chat, chat is full of technology, java,xml and so on. Another classmate home factory, early to do the manager, plug not on the mouth, the heart is very uncomfortable, after a half-day inserted a sentence: the company because of business development, the recruitment of a doorman, requirements: 4 years Java development experience! Suddenly the crowd was quiet.

A programmer decides to practise calligraphy after retiring, so he buys four treasures. A day, after the sudden birth yaxing, some capable paper, and point on the best sandalwood. A moment of calm, ink brush, solemnly write the next line of words: Hello world!

A woman: You can make this forum people noisy, I will go with you tonight. A software engineer: PHP is the best language! A forum fryer, all kinds of quarrel ... A woman: Take you, let's go you can do whatever you want. A software engineer: Not today, I must convince them that PHP must be the best language a woman: ....

"Have you ever thought about the programmer who made this software when you used piracy?" How are they supposed to feed their families? ”
"Hahaha, don't tease, programmers who have a home to keep ah!" ”

A female programmer on Twitter sent a tweet: last night I dreamt that my boyfriend and other women were shopping, and my first reaction was to check the source code ... Results debugging half a day can not find out why the show is that woman is not me, finally tearful put that woman to comment off, and then a run is my boyfriend himself shopping ... I woke up with a very long face. No. RZ review: 2 floor: Put the woman's pointer to you can be 3 floor: Who let you put a boyfriend to public to add a breakpoint to see the woman who is 4 floor: the heart is really soft, it should be the interface to shield off. 5 Floor: Is that I think more? Protected shopping (Youonly) 6 Floor: Design problems, should be a single-case model 7 floor: Did not do regression test 8 floor: Check the Log, just go shopping?

A little joke about it