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[AR: Biz Markie]
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[00:02. 61] Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
[00:05. 23] but a year to make love she wanted you to wait
[00:08. 34] Let me tell ya a story of my situation
[. 16] I was talkin 'to this girl from the U. S. Nation
[00:13. 98] The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
[00:16. 80] She had long hair and a short miniskirt
[. 59] I just got onstage drippin, pourin 'with sweat
[00:22. 20] I was walkin 'through the crowd and gues who I met
[00:25. 23] I whispered in her ear,
[00:26. 47] "Come to the picture booth
[00:28. 20] So I can ask you some questions to see if
[00:30. 01] You are a hundred proof"
[. 94] I asked her name, she said blah-blah
[. 56] She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
[00:36. 42] I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
[00:39. 27] I said, "How do you like the show? "
[00:40. 62] She said, "I was very amused"
[. 01] I started throwin 'bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
[00:44. 95] But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
[00:47. 72] Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
[00:50. 99] She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
[00:54. 79] Come on, I'm not even goin 'for it
[. 65] This is what I'm goin 'Sing
[. 20] You,
[. 84] [. 33] [. 67] You got what I need
[. 56] [. 45] [. 20] [. 28] [. 47] [. 19] But you say he's just a friend
[. 10] And you say he's just a friend,
[. 06] Oh baby you,
[. 27] [. 37] But you say he's just a friend,
[. 07] [. 33] Oh baby you,
[. 48] You got what I need
[. 50] [. 60] But you say he's just a friend
[. 52] So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
[. 05] I thought just havin 'a friend couldn't be no crime
[. 12] 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
[. 98] Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
[. 88] Forget about that, let's go into the story
[. 57] about a girl named blah-blah that adored me
[. 51] So we started talkin ', getin 'familiar
[. 29] spendin 'a lot of time so we can build up
[. 35] a relationship or some undderstanding
[. 01] how it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
[02: 00. 71] Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
[02: 03. 48] I had no idea I was in for a treat
[02: 06. 10] after this was established, everything was cool
[02: 09. 12] The tour was over and she went back to school
[02: 11. 98] I called every day to see how she was doin'
[. 84] Everytime that I Ccalled her it seemed somethin 'was brewin'
[02: 17. 73] I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
[02: 20. 20] I said, "Yo, who was that? "
[02: 21. 94] "Oh, he's just a friend"
[02: 25. 10] Don't gimme that,
[02: 26. 80] Don't ever gimme that
[. 81] jus 'bust this
[02: 29. 33] You,
[. 10] And you say he's just a friend,
[. 45] [. 93] got what I need
[02: 50. 43] Oh baby you
[. 36] So I came to her college on a surprise visit
[. 30] To see my girl that was so exquisite
[0:08. 12] It was a school day, I knew she was there
[. 03] the first semester of the school year
[. 85] I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
[. 64] This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
[. 45] He told me where it was and I as on my way
[3:22. 35] to see my baby doll, I was happy to say
[. 09] I arrrived in front of the dormitory
[. 99] Yo, cocould you tell me where is door three?
[. 72] They showed me where it was for the moment
[. 54] I didn't know I was in for such an event
[. 20] So I came to her room and opened the door
[3:39. 14] Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
[. 96] A fella tongue-kissin 'my girl in the mouth,
[:44. 70] I was so in shock my heart went down south
[. 56] So please listen to the message that I say
[. 17] Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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