Are you smiling today?

1. When I was in junior high school, our phone booth was just popular. Sometimes I ran to the phone booth to take up two computers when I was studying my own shoes. I was wondering if I couldn't, but later I knew that he had a dial of 110, one dial 119... Then the two microphones are connected in reverse mode. In a short time, there will be a buzz ......

2. Old leaders lamented that,

How happy you are,

Miss everywhere,

When I was on a business trip,

When I came back, the whole family was crowded together,

Want to be intimate

You have to drop sugar out of the door,

Shout again:

"I hold your mom down, kids. Get sugar !!!"

3. the ox man was stopped by a traffic police: "XX, you have broken the line. "

The driver looked down and shouted, "I didn't crush you! "

The traffic police are dizzy, and the cool people are cheering and slipping away.

Soon, another traffic police told the ox to stop. After the Ox got off the bus, the police said, "XX, you are driving after drinking. "

The driver sneered: "Is beer a wine? So you said soy sauce is also oil? Are they Japanese? "

The traffic police were dizzy again, and the cool men went away.

4. I accidentally stepped on a cobras on the road today, and it gave it a bite. Then I saw the snake kicking its legs, rolling and hanging. I looked at it with disdain: Fuck, I eat digou oil and I drink dicyandiamide. You just want to die here.

5. I said I was the director and she slept with me. The next day, I said I was an animated cartoon director and she cried ..

6. I have always had a crush on her while I was studying, but I have no courage to express myself or touch her. After graduation, she is married, and her husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she was breastfeeding with a doll. I found a good excuse. I walked up to her and held her Mimi with both hands. Then I told her the doll, shouting uncle, and not shouting for food!