College students are inferior to dogs

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College students are inferior to dogs !!!!
After graduation and graduation this year, we found that we were fooled by the society. Our mother taught us to study hard and take an exam in college. Think about the embarrassment of looking for a job. College students are not as good as dogs !!
The following are my personal experiences in finding a job in the so-called talent market:
1. a graduate of a company is looking for a clerk to ask. A young man, like a migrant laborer, asks: Is the text skills good?
A: You still can!
Q: Do I have a computer?
A: familiar with office software
Q: Do I have caddy charts?
A: No.
Q: How is English!
A: It has passed the National Level 4.
Q: Do I have a financial account?
A: No.
A: Sorry, you are not in line with our requirements.
One person familiar with the situation said that the company is only a small unit of about 10 people, and the clerk's salary is 400 per month.
2. Apply for a job from a computer departmentProgramMember.
Q: What language is used for programming?
A: C, C ++, and Java are both skilled.
Q: Do you want to write a program about xxxxxx in Java?
This student is very easy to handle.
Q: What is the level of English ??
Answer: country 6.
Q: Do you understand networks ???
A: The basic knowledge is okay.
Q: How is routine computer maintenance ??
A: I have been using my computer for five years. It should be okay.
Q: Do you want to perform internal maintenance during programming ??
A: Yes.
Q: Do I have a website ??
A: I can learn it, but I am not familiar with it now.
Q: Do you know the Japanese language?
A: (I can't bear it anymore) I don't understand !!!

Look !~ It's really hard for the computer boys to translate it to the boss !! (Monthly salary: 800, to 1200 ).

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Now I want to think about edge science!

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