[Excerpt] capture QQ content [abnormal landlord interaction]

1. What is the cost of raising a dog and a man?
Brute force reply: Big Brother, even if you can treat a man as a dog, do you dare to treat a dog as a man?

2. Abnormal landlord: Do you want Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
Brute force reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant is selected.

3. Abnormal landlord: Through the Hainan mineral water drinking dead people event, we can see that China's food safety is worrying, mineral water can also drink
Dead? Does it have the QS mark?
Strong brute force reply: weak Q & A, does QS mean death?

4. Abnormal landlord: a student, who has the highest score every year, often fights with others. The teacher wants to give the students a good time.
How to write the end comment?
Strong response: the student's performance is stable and his hands-on skills are strong.

5. Talk about 30-minute news broadcast in China.
Brute force reply: What do you mean: the leaders were very busy in the last 10 minutes. In the middle ten minutes, the people throughout the country are very happy. Last 10
Every minute, people from other countries in the world are living in the dark.

6. Abnormal landlord: there are more than 40 things I don't know who to ask?
Brute force reply: Foreign Affairs asked Google, Internal Affairs asked Baidu, room affairs asked Tianya!

7. Abnormal landlord: The Olympic Slogan "the same world, the same dream !"
Strong brute force reply: Hey, mahjong is everywhere, but it turns out that "I want to touch a tube, that is, a tube.