Harvard University Mental Illness test question (joke)

Harvard University Mental Illness test questions

1. Do you often worry about eating tomatoes or eggs first?
Yes → go to 2
No ── → go to 4
2. Do you dare not fear the shame of others and take the ostrich to go to Chang 'an Street?
Yes── → go to 3
No ── → go to 6
3. Do you often suffer from insomnia when you go to bed?
Yes → go to 5
No ── → go to 7
4. When I wake up in the morning, do I often worry about having to go to the toilet or brush my teeth first?
Yes → go to 6
No ── → go to 8
5. Do you dare to joke crazy at a very sentimental graduation ceremony?
Yes → go to 9
No ── → go to 10
6. Do you dare not laugh at a joke that is hard to laugh?
Yes → go to 7
No ── → go to 10
7. Do you dare not fear other people talking about it and wearing beach pants to attend important banquets?
Yes → go to 11
No ── → go to 12
8. The person you hate will give you a free Crystal toilet. Will you accept it?
Yes → go to 10
No ── → go to 9
9. Do you really want to play the "host dog" game with stray dogs?
Yes → go to 11
No ── → go to 15
10. You have a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss has a fish ball. Will you eat it?
Yes → go to 13
No ── → go to 11
11. Do you dare to use the new "toilet ice-warm and cold three-section gargle machine?
Yes → go to 16
No ── → go to 12
12. Would you agree to give you an egg with your friend in the debate?
Yes → go to 15
No ── → go to 14
13. Do you miss the story for monkeys in the zoo?
Yes → go to 14
No ── → go to 18
14. Will you quit your job because you hate the stapler in the company?
Yes → go to 17
No ── → go to 15
15. The invigilator walks around your seat. Will you stare at him?
Yes → go to 18
No ── → go to 16
16. Would you accept a good meal of ham, eggs, and fried rice from strangers?
Yes → go to 20
No ── → go to 19
17. Do you chew gum with a fixed side in your teeth?
Yes ── →
No ── → go to 19
18. When you eat broad beans, will you even swallow them with shells?
Yes── → C
No ── → D
19. Will you admit that you are a mental illness?
Yes── → B
No ── →
20. You may become a mental illness in the future. Do you believe this?
Yes── → B
No ── → D
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