Humor that only programmers can understand

Beggars

I am a programmer. One day I sat on the side of the road and drank water while struggling to check bugs. At this moment, a beggar sat down on the side of me and began to ask for food. I felt pitiful. I gave him a dollar and then went on to debug the program. He may be bored with his poor business. After a while, he said, there is a semicolon missing here... Semicolon... Semicolon... Tomb

Programmer: he has two in 20 years. He started to take an exam and won't even take the test. Then I learned about the martial arts and sent a vector to the martial arts field. Change to IT, create a function, use IT, and Stack Overflow.

Programmer advanced

Programmer's reading history: getting started with x language-> application practices of x language-> Advanced Programming of x language-> Science and Art of x language-> the beauty of programming-> the path to programming-> The Zen of programming-> cervical Spondylosis rehabilitation guide.

Reference: programmer_club

Humor that only programmers can understand