I have an ideal world

 

I,
On my way home from school when I was ten years old, a crazy beggar stopped me.
"It's incredible. It's up to you to keep your bones in mind. It's up to you to maintain world peace in the future! I will teach you all my martial arts skills !"
At that time, I was wondering why this beggar did not pass on my martial arts because I had to pay me ten yuan, but since it was free, I practiced with him.
He taught me a lot of martial arts, such as cold techniques and ercha techniques ......
There is also a strange set of tips.
I still vaguely remember: Wang Xiqing's head, Wu Yi, tushi's second dry, ten-inch rain ......

II,
Later, I learned that the odd set of scripts was not an internal skill, but a five-character root.
Later, I learned about the cold techniques. The binary technique is not a martial arts, but a function, binary tree, and other programming terms.
Later on, I realized that the beggar had been programming before, and it was the famous programmer on the rivers and lakes.

III,
Why is the legendary procedural ape a crazy beggar?
There are many sayings circulating in the rivers and lakes:
Some say it's because, despite working overtime and programming day and night, it's crazy to write and vomit blood.
Sometimes it is because when programmers maintain their previous programs, they look at the mess of code on the last hand, and then vomit blood and go crazy.
Another reason is that programmers put forward all kinds of unreasonable and idiotic requirements, thinking about the impossible demands, and thinking about them, vomiting blood and going crazy.

IV,
The crazy programmer is a mystery in the martial arts.
All sorts of arguments seem to drive crazy programmers, but no strong evidence can be found.
In fact, the real reason is that the beggar told me.
When he tried to solve the problem of "chicken or eggs", his mind went into an endless loop and went crazy.
Even though he told me the truth, I still believe in the reasons circulating on the rivers and lakes.
Because, I think a normal person will not think about the problem of "having a chicken first or having an egg first.

V,
Huang is one of my favorite figures.
He is arrogant, undisciplined, and unsociable.
He regards the secular courtesy as nothing, but shows extraordinary respect for loyal and filial piety. According to him, this is a big festival.
However, such a person who seems to have jumped out of the world is stuck in the plot, preparing for the painting early and preparing for the wife at any time.
I am not waiting.

VI,
In fact, the socialist system is really much better than capitalism.
For example, there are seven days in the Chinese mainland of the National Day TMD.
Hong Kong, a ten-evil capitalist place, is only available on TMD day.
In one day, should I prepare for a holiday or work?

VII,
There are a lot of things that won't be affected even if a single SLR, such as some scenes in memory.
So I chose to use my superb painting skills.

It's really a god of life.
I believe you can see at a glance that this is me.

8,

I admire some girls.

For a moment, it was just as naive and cute as the antenna was B, and sometimes it was as sentimental as Lin Daiyu.

Chat with them, even if your thinking is drifting, they cannot keep up with their speed of transformation.

I am worried that they will split their personality.

IX,

I have an ideal world

I have a set of my own insights

Do everything best

Best feeling

10,

Recently, I am thinking about the following question: are there first chickens or eggs?