Interesting stories about children

Tong, currently 33 months old, records some interesting things about her:

1. In kindergarten, her English name is Rita. I asked her what your English name is? She said, tarts. (It seems that the English name of a child is still apple .)

2. When I put her to bed at night, she poured a glass of water into my bed while I was not paying attention. I asked, why? She said, it's fun. I said, why don't you fall into your bed. She said, That's not fun. (This logic .)

3. I got hungry at night and had a sausage. After a while, she began to cry and said, "I am also hungry, drinking milk, and eating sugar. (Drinking milk is a disguise, mainly for sugar .)

4. Tell me in the afternoon that I want to eat sugar. I said, tell your mom to go? She said, no. I said, why? She said, "You can't let it go. You can eat it. (Speechless .)

5. The child cannot tell you, me, and him. Grandma asked her who gave you back today. She said, your father.

6. Tong likes to put his mother's arm in bed. One day, she slept with her grandmother. When she went to bed, she put her arm around her and said, It was not smooth at all. She was not at home. Let's deal with it.

7. One day, she put a piece of sugar in my mouth. I said, "I don't want to eat." She said, I can't hold it. You bite me.