Let's see how the teacher caught the smoking student. ^_^ (several other articles)

There were several boys who had been accused of smoking and asked the teacher to talk about them one by one.

The first boy admitted that he had been beaten. After returning to the dormitory, he said, "Dude, I have taken it all by myself. You should never recognize it when you go ." Later ......

The second boy arrived at the teacher's office.

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boys A: don't suck.

INSTRUCTOR: do not suck? Well, eat fries.

Boy A: Naturally, I put out two fingers and picked them up ......

It was severely cracked.

The third boy arrived at the teacher's office.

INSTRUCTOR: smoke?

Boys B: do not suck.

INSTRUCTOR: do not suck? Well, eat fries.

Boy B took the fries very carefully because he heard about Jack.

INSTRUCTOR: Do you want to skip tomato sauce?

Boy B accidentally dipped more, so he immediately played with two fingers ---

It was severely cracked.

The fourth boy arrived at the teacher's office.

INSTRUCTOR: smoke?

Boy C: don't suck.

INSTRUCTOR: do not suck? Good. eat fries.

Because of the previous two examples, boy Bing was very eager to sweat and eat French fries.

Teacher: Do you want to bring the root back to your classmates?

Boy C took the fries and put them in his ears ......

It was severely cracked.

The fifth boy arrived at the teacher's office.

Teacher: eat fries!

BOYS: Thank you. No.

 

 

A big newspaper published my essay, ecstatic, and rushed upstairs, eager to show off to colleagues in cola, but seeing the open door closed on weekdays, there was a faint voice in it, don't you think of ARl: These guys have fun with me! When the door was closed, he repeatedly shouted, "Open the door! If you don't start it, you will be hit !" The door is open! A room full of leaders are in a meeting! Look up -- mom, meeting room! I was so excited that I had to go to the first floor!

 

 

 

 

Unexpected "good thing"

Zhang Yan (Haidian)

My girlfriend called me yesterday: "Do you want to come and play in our dormitory ?" I quickly replied, "Yes! Yes !" His girlfriend said, "Come here now !"

After I entered the door, other girls made excuses to leave. It seems that they are very interesting! His girlfriend took out something from the back of the door and shouted, "Hurry up ." When I saw it as a mop, I asked, "What are you doing with the mop ?" His girlfriend said, "Help with cleaning! What do you want to do ?"

I shouted, and asked, "I want to clean up. What have you done in your dormitory ?" His girlfriend said, "They are here to prevent you from doing your work. I told them to leave ......"

 

 

 

 

Hurt self-esteem

Anna

Yesterday, Mr. Zhang entered the office with an unhappy face and shouted about losing weight in the morning.

Strange! We don't know how Bai Pang Xiaozhang has made such a big change. Just a few days ago, when the Office's mm people looked at fashion magazines and talked about the topic of "losing weight", while Jack was still eating French fries, he dismissed the question and said, "What is the reduction? This is not good. You just need to be happy without occupying other people's places ."

Everyone was curious about this, so they all asked her about it. Why did she suddenly change her mind today? Xiaofen asked mysteriously: "Is it because I fell in love ?"

"What !" Fat little Zhang shouted, "you're angry! This morning, I took the bus and people on the bus came with people. The conductor said to the people who want to get on the bus, don't get on again. There is no seat in the bus! But when I got ready to get off the bus, the conductor shouted, "Come on! You can also add three ."