[Post] Classic mistake: I can't help but smile at work

[Post] Classic mistake: I can't help but smile at work

1. when I went to college, I went to Hengshan for a visit. I climbed the mountain and climbed halfway through the mountain. When I was tired of waiting for a break, I saw a tobassan who bought souvenirs on the side of the road. When I went up, I asked: "Wife ........"   2. When I was driving a car, a beautiful colleague took a ride and sat next to me, he said nervously: Bring the condom! Pretty girls will ignore me later... Depressing ing 3. When someone else came to my aunt's house as a guest, he just entered the door. My aunt is about to go to the bathroom. She hurriedly greeted the guest and said, "You sit here, let me pour some urine for you !" (I used to pour some tea ). 4. During the internship, I said to a teacher: Are you surnamed Chen, Miss Chen? 5. When I went to the factory as a metalworking intern at the university, the worker assigned a machine tool and said: to ensure safety, I tried my best to ensure that a male and a female had a bed. At that time, all the boys smiled and the girls blushed. During the internship, almost all the jobs using lathes were done by me for girls who were even in the same bed (cold). Finally, considering that she could not do anything, the master would not be very good at checking, I tried to persuade her to practice. Who knows? She said: I am used to letting you do it. At that time, it was not bad. 6. A friend went to the dumpling house and asked, "How much is a bowl of dumplings (sleeping) (late ?" Only listen to the waitress "Sorry !" And said, "Shameless !"~ 7. When I was studying, everyone was reading the review. gg said to mm, "I just memorized the words and helped me write them silently ." MM doesn't want to talk about it. gg asks her. You (touch) Me, (touch) Me !! As a result, MM really couldn't stand it. he shouted, "You see, I don't want to touch him." He wants me to touch him ~~~!!! 8. one day, I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in and wanted to call his uncle. The result was wrong and said, "Dad, come here! "~~ Cold! Big Bang students are dying 9. My colleague had a dispute with someone and said, "Do you think I grew up eating ?" I have been wondering what he grew up eating. " 10. when I was in elementary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow a rubber. If I didn't borrow it, he would be entangled. Then I used all my strength and shouted, "I don't want to marry (borrow) here you are. "The students immediately calmed down ,,,. 11. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with the camera, so he shouted "boss, change the camera !" Overall 12. I give you a shit! 13. joke to mm occasionally: "Don't say you know me, it affects my reputation !" MM said: "Do you have a child? Can you give birth ?" ' 14. I am a male. When I got sick in Guangdong, I couldn't speak ''''' to see a doctor. The doctor told me: yin Dao inflammation ''' in a dizzy ''' take a closer look, on the diagnosis book, the patient's throat is inflamed, ''' speechless '''''''' 15. When I buy a computer, my boss offers a price of 4150. My price is: How nice is my boss to pay 410 ~~~~ The boss is dizzy! 16. When I went to work in the morning, I found my bicycle tires lost. So I tried to ask my mother to help me push the tires out of the door. As a result, I said: Push out my tires. 17. A girl fell in love. I advised her: "It's hard to find a pair of legs. There are some men with three legs !" 18. there are labor classes in primary school, usually all of which are weeding, so when the previous day after school, the teacher had to remind us to bring a hoe, 2nd days before the labor class is ready for departure, the teacher asked for ease of management: "How many people have taken it? Raise the hoe with a hand !" 19. A loss of love .. Do you know what it is called? 20. Some people recite Mao Zedong's poems in junior high school Chinese classes: a generation of cool ,...... 21. A teacher, today, we are here, Yang xiuzhi 22. one KTV, a song, And a mm shouted: Give me a click on "double-stick" for the first week "...... 23. in my sophomore year, I liked to ride a bike out and go shopping with a mm in my dormitory. After I packed up and got into the elevator, I suddenly remembered that the car was not so angry. Then I said to her: "Will you accompany me to abortion first? "~~~~ Days ....... 24. There were a lot of people on the bus. A man yelled at me: I stepped on B with my mother's foot.