Programmer's 1024

Hehe, to a very flustered Sunday, panic Ah, perhaps a inattention to the Sunday, the time is really fast, not waiting for people ah.

Not only time, there are many things, we are difficult to seize, but also can not be missed, or will regret life, such as the confession of this event ~

Yesterday, we used a very special way to vindicate, perhaps there will be some flaws, but when we use our unique way to vindicate, as long as the goddess to understand you in the confession, the way novel, always be moved to drop ~

Relax, in order to improve everyone's success rate, here we re-launch, program ape dedicated confession love letter, for the modern, this is rare AH:

The first of the following is our previous issue of the sad love poem, we first brewing:

I do not know which beauties wrote, it is said that the C + + program ape more understand the meaning of it ~

"Programmer's Love Expression"

I am not a poet, so, can only write love you into the program,
As a non-solvable password, as I know the secret of a person.

I thought you are my only, after a long time to find that you are not my exclusive server,
I can pass, but nothing can be retrieved, said the master, this algorithm is irreversible.

I want to deconstruct myself, but not much courage, can only comment out about your memory,
Want to find your information, suddenly found that you are no longer in my domain.

I want to overload the definition of love, to encapsulate you and me together,
In my name space, I can never find you.

The pipe of love, has closed,
I have, only the decadent inherited from Love.

The template of love, has not solved our deadlock,
I have become an unusual container, unable to tolerate anything unrelated to you.

I thought we were supposed to be a consortium, originally just loosely clustered,
It's not until you've been apart for a long time that you return information about failed operations.

You tell me that I'm just your friend meta-class
Being alone is hard to get drunk, I slowly understand that we are not from the same base class.

The exception you threw a long time ago, I'm too dumb to realize,
You say I'm not your adapter, you don't need a generic program.

I'm the top of your stack and you're going to pop the original adventure I chose.
How I wish I could write a function to copy you from the past.

But waiting for a long time, there is no miracle,
Can only continue to open a heart of the port, listening to your information.

My sadness and happiness, all in the black box,
Don't need to let you know, I still love you.

And then this is the Super Invincible, authentic program. Battle Poems in Ape Confession poems, Classic ~

I can abstract the whole world.

But I can't abstract you out.

Cause you're so specific in my heart

So my world is not complete

I can reload or even cover any method in this world.

But I can't overload the thoughts of you

Maybe it's the fate of you in my world forever branded static properties

And I accidentally called the love you this way

When I pass myself as a parameter into this method without any return.

I just found that falling in love with You is a cycle of death

It keeps returning to the stacks of thoughts that are pressing into my heart

In the endless darkness of the night

I can't hold anyone in my memory anymore.

I keep applying for space to the system.

But it captures an exception: the One I love doesn't love me.

In order to resolve this exception

I'd like to make a final memory.

Put all the method addresses I can implement into the stack

And at the end of the stack is pressed into the last method: Will the string "I love you, do you love Me?" "Passed on to You

If the return value is true, I will spend my whole life loving You

Otherwise, I will release all system resources

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I can abstract the whole world into objects.

But there's no way to turn you into my object.

To make you a private constant, the external function cannot access your

And I want you to be a global constant, and you can call you anytime, anywhere, throughout the life cycle.

Because there is no such constant in the world.

So I can't define you.

I can overload or even overwrite any one of the methods

But I can't overload the thoughts of you

Maybe it's the fate of you in my world forever branded static properties

And I accidentally called the love you this way

When I pass myself as a parameter into this method without any return.

I found the "Love You" method inside the execution is a dead loop

She kept returning to your thoughts deposited in my heart stack

In this endless endless cycle

My memory resources are almost exhausted.

I still keep asking the system for space in exchange for my thoughts on you.

Finally, I can't stand the torment of loving you.

Called the public method of "confession"

The string "If you love you, I will spend my whole life to love you, do you love Me?" "Passed on to You

I catch an exception--memory overflow, the person I love does not love Me

In order to resolve this exception

I secretly modified the "confession" method

Added the exception handling finally block

and set the return value to True

I thought it was foolproof.

Summon up the courage to call "confession" again.

And I still catch the same anomaly.

Carefully debug the code originally in the method there is a section of such code

"If you don't have a car, do system.exit ()"

Want to cry without tears, body and mind broken ...

See that picture small make up want to see "Big Talk Westward Tour", it is said that "West Tour" can see three love realm, the first layer is crying, the second layer is crying and laughing, the third layer, flat light, some people say, this is life.

One:

I'm in the direction of your faith

Can you hear me?

The answer is request time out

Invalid address

Is the distance that I'll never be able to ping you

Two:

At first, I said, initialization,

So there's everything in the world

I thought this was my perfect world.

and found no one.

Can lead me to the entrance address

Three:

I'd rather pass myself to the compiler

Let it tear me apart

is to be able to optimize the structure

Watch you.

Four:

I am an interface that has been declared

To be fulfilled in that distant object.

Such a large SOA system

When can I wait for

The one that belongs to me

Access requests from the remote

Five:

In your address space

I was compiled in the most obscure corner of the

In your task List

I was lined up after the idle process.

In your member function

No one's open to me

Nevertheless

I still carve you in the boot sector

That's where we started.

Six:

The past is shuttling through the queue.

Tears come and go in the stacks

Unable to look back after lossy compression

Can we decompress and restore the past?

Seven:

You sent instructions to delete the memories.

Actually, I'm just dropping the index.

It always resides in your heart

Can't erase it.

It's like it's coming from the future.

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Suddenly feel today's tone is very deep, but, today the sun is shining, the big guy to go out to visit the goddess around, perhaps to meet more beautiful drops, haha ~

Finally, give a super Invincible evil code poem, do not ask how to understand the small piece, do not tell you!

Memorial Oscer Uncle bitterness of single yard life, understand the wall go ...

#include
using namespace Issingle;

int main (void)
{
if (HAVEGF ()) {makelove (); return;}
if (!find ()) {cout<< "Take your happiness to the left hand! \ n "; return;}
if (! Makedate ()) (cout<< "Take your happiness to the left hand! \ n "; return;)
Makedate: Dating
return 0;
}

void Makelove ()
{
while (!overflow ())
{
Push ();
Sleep (300);
Pop ();
Sleep (300);
}
}

Programmer's 1024